Black guy here, ask me anything

Black guy here, ask me anything.

How big is your dad's penis?

He doesn't know, he never get to meet his dad.

OP here, pretty outdated meme, plus I'm not American. Crazy right? Who would have thought there are black people outside of the United States of America. Good try though :)

I think you would be in a better position to answer that question.

So how big then?

see

Because I'm a prison guard and have to monitor the showers?

Because you're most likely the secretary that got the job at his office by putting out :^)

what was prison like?

Why do you all smell the same?

If Orange is the New Black is any indication, pretty fucking stupid.

How much racism do you encounter on an average day?

Do you believe racism is systemic?

Do you believe the US is a racist country or are there just pockets of racism?

Do you see yourself as a victim?

Did your father used to say you need a good whoopin after you did something wrong ?

Have you ever tried Lipton iced tea

...

Hell, I'm constantly surrounded by two-faced people trying to get ahead by screwing their friends in their cours-
Shit, sorry. That's university. Have no answer about the prison thing.

Try holding up some corner store, let us know what it's like when you get out.

Never been there!

I have, it's decent. Not as great as the Ice tea I had in Beijing.

We tried the dad thing. See:

What's your life been like as a gay man in the African American community?

Will you fuck my wife?

Why do blacks have gold teefs?

Why do brothas always steal cars and the white man's women?

OP here, rarely if ever up here in Canada. People get along.

I don't see myself as a victim, parents, siblings and I worked hard to get where we are.

Never been to the US, can't really give a personal account on that. Though I'd like to believe that there are just pockets of racism here and there.

OP here, and that smell would be....what exactly?

are you sure you are black and not just dirty? trying having a shower

I've noticed most black guys up in Canada are pretty laid back. How come? A majority of them don't lose their cool at work.

OP here, I'll take a pass on that.

Ah Canadabro. Where are you? Toronto here, getting shit on my sky gods.

If youre really black, is it hard for you to take away that bo?

For starters, I am just African, not African American. Plus, I guess I am only discovering that i'm gay right now, because the people I have been with have hid their penises so well you might actually believe wholeheartedly that their women.

So why did you want to highlight race on Sup Forums if you weren't looking to lock horns over racism? It's the most interesting and pertinent thing about you?

how's life, dawg

You're from the states, right? Idk, why don't you ask them in person?

I don't know, Canada just has the sort of environment where everybody just seems to be comfortable around one another.

Better have a family meeting and try to get your brothers to stop committing crimes. Don't want to have your family name tarnished now do we?

How was it being a slave, and what do you miss about it the most?

Oh no, I do want to lock horns over it and challenge any prejudice that the majority of Sup Forums seems to have towards us. Might shed some light on the whole thing, plus the only way to get anyone's attention on here nowadays is to bring up black people. Lo and behold, it worked.

>mfw when I've mentioned that i'm African
>mfw we are the ones that never got on the boat.

On the fence about whether life is worth living at this point, but i'm trying to get better. How are things going? :)

Ottawa, expecting another bloody shitstorm any moment now. The temperatures over here freeze your goddamn nut sack off.

Can I have my bike back?

Bo? What Bo? I haven't practised self-taught martial arts in a while, but now that you mention it, I could definitely get back into it in 2017.

I love that town. Small, beautiful, easy to get around, low housing prices.

Too many French though and holy Christ does it get cold. I think it's the humidity that just freezes you to the bone.

Shut the fuck up nigger.

Their like super calm and I shit you not that I have never seen an angry black man yet up in Canada.

If things are that bad, I am surprised that I wouldn't have lost both my jobs as a research assignment and a mortgage assistant. They really must want to keep me on board :^)

why do you keep spamming cuck porn on Sup Forums

It's the fucking RIDEAU RIVER I tell you! Constantly hearing news reports of people just dying from spending too much time outside during the early months. Plus people from Gatineau can be a pain in the ass at times.

What's that? That comment was too witty for you to come up with a decent reply for?

Nah, they're around. All you have to do is look for Somalis.

To be on topic, how do the French treat you? I was there about a year ago with my girlfriend (she's brown) and all we did was get dirty looks from French Canadians. They really were assholes.

Also yeah, river's cursed. I blame the Aboriginals.

Believe it or not, I hate that shit just as much.

hmm alright you and me are cool then

carry on brotha

Sure, just be sure to have your papers in order when you reach the wall that Trudeau has decided to build :^)

Do you not know how to count orifices or something?

It's funny how the stereotype over here is that all black people speak French. It's such a huge contrast in comparison to the shitstorm going on down south.

Are you guys in an interracial relationship? I would expect such reactions to be more prevalent in places like Montreal. I've heard bad stories coming out of that part of the nation.

>Didn't pick up on the sarcasm
Pussy tastes great. Next question?

Who the hell is Shaun King?

Really? Strange, never heard of that stereotype. They shitty to you?

Yeah, it's strange to say but we're an interracial couple.

The French in Montreal literally wouldn't serve me and my friends at a restaurant. So we drank a bunch of their beer and left without paying. Pretty much everywhere we went they were assholes. Not planning on bringing her there, she wouldn't do well.

I have never really been able to wrap my head around the whole situation in Quebec. Why are they like that? They're in for a big disappointment if they think that France will accept them while having a huge black population.

Anyways, what are you doing in life? Studying? Working? Taking a break from things?

I think they truly believe that Canadians want to rob them of their language and culture. Instead of just being proud of those things and choosing to preserve them by passing them on to future generations, they've become openly hostile to others. I've heard them refer to non Quebeckers as "invaders." They're not interested in living happily with others like most of us do, they want their own little land and everyone else out (keep the cheques coming though).

Working a lot, pretty good job in finance with some prospects. Finished school a few years ago. Good old U of T. You?

What was the name of that guy from N'sync with the dreads?

Why are you so gross

cocks

This dude is not joking the Quebecois literally think this.
Some anyway.

>tfw I live in Gatineau city now
I'm not french

Can I rub your head for luck?

Do you say the word "nigga" on a regular basis??

I'll be surprised if you don't

OP Here, uOttawa, getting a degree in Commerce: Management, plus i've got some experience under my belt in Finance, Management and will be adding marketing to that list too in my next co-op placement in the coming winter placement.

I don't have that much financial literacy and was hoping to read up on a couple of things over the holidays. Practical things like dealing with mortgages, stocks, credit, loans, tax refunds, so on and so forth, got any advice?

I haven't heard the issue of Quebec trying to separate from the rest of Canada in quite a while, but I can't believe that there was an actual movement for it in the first place. How do they think that will work out for them?

Google is your best friend buddy :^)

List everything you find gross about black people please.

What about them?

Aye, another Canuck, how's your side of the river faring? Is it just as cold?

I believe that's what gypsies do to dwarfs. Uh, wrong thread?

Ah good, everyone I've met who went to Carlton was really unimpressive.

I'd suggest regular ol internet searches for the basics. I don't have any particular books to recommend. Most of it is common sense. Timing the market, investment strategies, etc all have libraries dedicated to them.

They demanded that Canada send ridiculous amounts of money after separation. They also wanted to keep a ton of Canadian property. Most didn't realize just how much of Quebec belongs to Native reserves. They like to make demands, not do research.

Smell, ebonics, looks..... i just really have a hatd time to enjoy being around black people

I can't recall the last time I actually used the word Nigga in a conversation with anybody, black or otherwise.

Freezing.

You know when you breath through your nose if it's cold enough you can feel your nose hairs?
Yeah it's that cold. It sometimes hurts to breath in too quickly when it gets really cold

Where you from OP caribbean?

Read his posts.

>there are black people outside of the United States of America

false, "black" is American slang for an African-American

if you're of African descent, but not from the United States, you're just a nigger

Well, for starters, unless you can point out my failure to use formal English in this thread, I think we can scratch that off the list.

Some people are attracted to me, some aren't. That's just how life works, not everyone is going to be attracted to you because of your skin colour/ looks.

As for the "smell", I don't really go around trying to pick up on any odours that people may have. Might just be an American thing :/

I can respect that

That's not even the worst of it, wait for February to come. I remember having my tears freeze on my face last year. Worst winter ever.

East Africa!

Why the fuck do black guys talk about their dicks so much? I mean I play a contact sport myself as a white guy and I see average dicks in showers everywhere. Why is that such a big deal to talk about muh dick? I just don't get it?

Maybe I should have said in a black dominant sport.

Black = nigger

All you people that follow the "hurrrr there are niggers in every race" meme are retarded.

If a white guy were to show up in a poor black neighborhood and start using the basketball court in the public park free-shooting hoops would he be safe or would he be a target?

Sorry missed it.
nice nice, I'm black from the caribbean. which country are you from?

Target

Well then, what's it like having the United States of America observe an international day in remembrance of one of the greatest "niggers" from the Continent; the person i'm referring to being Nelson Mandela. Must really grind your gears.

Not OP but white people talk more about our big dicks than we do.

guess that's only a Black American thing then

OP here, probably an American thing. Canadians don't give two shits.

Howre the demons?

OP here. I'm sorry, what are you on about, sir?

Timestamp your shit colored skin and i'll explain

OP here, literally have a court right down the road from my house. The majority of players on the court most of the time, are Asian, arabs or white folks playing with their kids