Hello there anons

Hello there anons

I'm looking for ways to totally ruin my cheating ex's life.

I have a copy of her house keys, she lives alone and is never there, she has no idea I have these keys, I have entered her house a few times and cummed in her mayo, milk, jam, peanut butter, her shampoo etc etc basically everything she uses in a daily basis has my cum in it, but I want to step it up, I want to totally ruin her life without she realizing it was me and that's why I'm asking you for advice anons.

I have been thinking of putting sleeping pills in a juice bottle she always drinks at night, then get into her house and abuse her without she realizing but I'm running out of ideas, as ideas are posted here I will be uploading pictures of her, thanks y'all!

Here is a little bit more of her.

just post pr0n man
she ain't worth trouble no girl is

lol what a fag

First off stop putting your dna all over her shit.
Second post her pics all over here, and Sup Forums will make her life suck.

I forgot to mention everything will be filmed and posted here dudes.

Send that shit to her parents

Make her data public and people here might fuck her up, not your personal army, but some might cooperate

Post moar

Give the keys and her adress to the craziest homeless guy you can find and tell him you bought him a house

i think one of the best solution is to get over her

Somebody post the story about the exploding bottles of apple juice, I know you niggers have it.

Sounds like a good plan, here is some more.

>Write note with her address
>Put note and keys in envelope
>Leave envelope in a public place (restaurant, library etc.
>Wait
>Profit

Figure out how to give her constant food poisoning by putting tiny bits of rotten food into various things in her fridge.

op remember you can't bump your own thread so

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let's see 2-56

Okay here it is a bit more keep them ideas coming

you should leave her alone

This is a good one

Stop leaving a trace like someone else mentioned. When all of that is gone form her house download some child porn to her computer and cellphone. Preferably with her internet. Hide it so she can't easily find it. Send an anonymous tip and that's it. Life ruined. Probably will go to prison and when she gets out she will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of he life. She'll end up on one of those sex offender communities.

OK will shoot out ideas for pics...
use diluted nicotine to slowly get her addicted to nicotine. Nicotine addiction sucks.

Here keep them coming people.

Give us her info so we can find you I mean her

Ohhhh yeah this is the best one
I wouldn't have thought of it, this is ingenious

>savage

Steal her credit card and start buying random stuff to make a big debt and put her address

Get a sample of a STD somehow and put in her her food. Mix it well. Make sure its something that will be obvious to her partners for now on

So you want to reduce yourself to her petty level, pathetic

This

ok here is a good one. clog her dishwasher or clothes washer or toilet or some shit in a believable way, and cause it to overflow ad cause massive water damage to her house. then she gets mold and water damage costs a fuckload to repair. I am going to need some kinkier pictures than these if you want more ideas though.

This is definitely the best idea so far.

>Implying that someone can use Sup Forums and not be pathetic
Cmon bud

Okay I'm thinking about the child pron one, anything else? Like getting her an std as well?

Anyway to get her pregnat like with out her finding out it was you. Also shes hot user what happend? Also face?

If you go through with the child pron one give us your local news station so we can see the report

order pizzas to her house when she isnt there

>opensdoor.mov
>ask for pizza guy to come in
>kys
>make sweet, sweet love on top of sausage lovers pizza
>nekbeards.gif
>fin

Child porn is risky is she allergic to anything

How do you send tip
Explain

Just don t do anything

Call an anonymous crime tipline you fucking sperg.

If you really want to ruin her life and she's really the cock hound you claim she is just give me her address. I just got back from the immunologist and according to the lab my viral load is "impressively high".

I like the idea of getting her pregnant and not having her notice.

Most areas have anonymous tipline services that you can call and say "hey this cunt got baby dicks on her computer"

Check ed

Bitch cheated on me, I might get some random dude's sperm put her to sleep then break into her house and get her pregnant, maybe will just bring some homeless drug addict to rae her as she sleeps

What state are you from op

rape her and then kill her

check these dubs

Buy a shit ton of mice and let them free on the house

Have you ever heard of a piss plate before?

idiots
fucking moron

How the fuck you gonna explain to them how you know about the child porn in the first place without her knowing and without her giving you permission to be in her house?

Idiots never think things through..

Any vids fucking her? Also ya do that and film it but instead of one do many

Won't work bruh. Computers have activity logs. If she has an alibi as to where she was when it was turned on, all eyes are gonna be on whoever else can get in.

That's also just way too fucking harsh anyway. She feed your dog chocolate or something?

how to kill OP's thread by user

Do you not know how anonymous tip lines work?

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He can say that when they were dating it was a secret that she let him in on because she trusted him

Get a fucking life is what you need to do lame ass dude..... Idk what the fuck she did to you but sounds like you need help brah.

>anonymous tip

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U sound like a cringy loser. No wonder she cheated on you, lol.

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no shit, but in a case involving child porn, the feds will trace the call and question how you know about it, because you're proving some kind of involvement in a felony.

>Idiots never think things through...
THAT IS CORRECT SIR

Grow up. Realize that she sucks. Bummer. Grow a pair and move on with your life. Did she ruin your life...kill your mom...etc. doubtful. Bitches Fuck up. And now it's done. Be mad. But for God's sake act like a man instead of a butthurt child.

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Why did this just turn into a straight up fucking nudes thread im pissed

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>house
But so fucking what tho, move tf on with your life. I get you're pissed but getting her pregnant, really? You've lost your marbles home boiiiiii! I'd murder your ass

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fuck you that's why

Because op is dumb. But naked women are neat to look at.

Well maybe I will put some of her cats shit inside her vagina so she will get an infection, any other ideas?

Jesus dude, you could get her on ruining your nirvana t-shirt alone... That shit is serious

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Not your army

Fair enough. Its still childish

op be careful after you do things shes gonna get smart and put cameras around her house and places so be careful gloves mask another car walking taxi anything

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Moar!

>99
there is none

Feg

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Oh my god I think you need to grow up and get antipsychotics getting your ex girlfriend pregnant coz she cheated is just stupid as fuck... What you the think you can just get away from paying child support your crazy

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Kek OP this is a fantastic idea

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You got more bro?

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Moar

Here's a bridge: now get over it.

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Lol op if she is on the pill, somehow either replace her pills with the sugar kind or get rid of them all together. Then use sleeping pills to get her preggers with a friends semen he kindly provides

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