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gg

gg ez, now bend over.

What the fuck?

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I need a text adventure game guys. Already tired of MVOL, fall of eden and CoC.

Resposting cuz new thread

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My thoughts exactly. Are you pretending to be retarded or had that knockin knocked some rocks out?
>Denies that too.

Gotta shovel when I wake up tomorrow

I wanna get the chance sheath from BD, I'm afraid of the size though.

Should I get it or not? And does anyone here have a sheath?

Will post dick for reference because I know fuckall about that type of shit

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I never said any of that. Seriously, what the fuck?

Well alright then.

what the fuck even are those

the trips are real.

I distinctly remember you saying you were a Jap

i thought you were dead

Yeah, I'm Japanese and Irish. Not a Mexican or Arab or Russian or anything but Japanese and Irish.

this
You put ur dick inside it

You're impossible. Either it be childish denial or actual loss of information, this is tiresome. Bye bye.

WHY though

I am immortal

WTF are you doing here.

spoopy. howre you dude?

Are you fucking with me though?

you were fucking close god damn it

because it's a free country

because i don't understand why you would want to attach a dick to your dick?

Got the small dog looking one, don't remember what it is called, it is pretty nice. My head just pops out of the end of it. Feels okay, makes it feel better for the other person. Not sure about the chance one though.

Bored. It's snowing.

shame

do not disgrace kek.

because it looks and feels good
also this:

how much snowing?

i will try harder next time!

You just dropped off the face of the earth for a few months? WTF is wrong with you?!

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Hello. Is kuma.

Kitty, make this cold go away.

Now we can both feel awful

Not much so far
I think it's only been a month.

cold as in sick or weather?

we only got maybe like 4 inches?

Well, would my dick be a good size for it?
I'm about 6.3 inches, and I have a circumference of 5.5 inches

Could I fit the dog one?

You don't look nearly as bad as I do. A deal is a deal. Thank Kaybe for this here. He says I look like sad Shia Labeouf.

Sick.

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gross stay away

I think it's like 2 inches so far. It's been snowing for like 4 hours

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how much does it normally get there?

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You actually look pretty nice to me

more like the fat loser cuck from GoT.

Not sure how much more. My first year back's been rather warm

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are you hoping for snow or not at all?

I look like a homeless person.

Makes no difference to me. Summer is gonna be brutal though

A homeless person wouldn't be that fat,

There are plenty of fat hobos.

Well I am pretty fucked up atm so yea

summer is gross

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ya it sucks

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come live here for the summer. we can spend our days in the warm sun frolicking

>Oregon
Never

wow fine

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Not my fault you live in the state sandwiched between California and Washington. I care barely step foot in Boulder without feeling the need to wretch from all the hippie.

there isnt that much hippie here though :c

Bye fags, I had fun at gym.

This I don't believe for a second
Auf wiedersehen

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>Not for a goddamn second

nice feet

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yfw you walk into your room and there's some hairy fat retard eating all your golden bee goo

reer ;~;

Honey is disgusting.

It was inevitable in an era where tard wranglers are being phased out.
I'm going to bed, later

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post dick for reference

It's bee vomit.

It's delicious bee vomit

Would you eat ant vomit? Or grasshopper vomit?

sure, I posted last night but here

another angle

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