Hey guys,
So I have decided that I hate my brother alot and I want to fuck him up in the head. I have decided to do this by murdering his wife and child(children). He is currently 16 so I will have to wait for the opportunity to present itself. What age do people usually get married and have kids these days?
I think the legal age of marriage is 21 but I'm too lazy to google
I would say mid to late twenties.
Is he a normie?
Just to clarify, he is currently not dating anyone. So I am going to need to wait for him to meet a girl, fall in love, get married, have a child, build a life . Then I intend to take all that away from him. Wondering how long I am going to have to wait.
You need a backup plan incase he never has kids or doesn't get married
I thought of that. Plan B is to cut out his eyes. Its worse than death I figure. Also he has a peanut allergy and it will be hard for him to read the labels with no eyes. Lol
I like your style
Also bump for OP's homicidal plan
>Trust me, in 10-15 years minimum I'm going to FUCK YOU UP!
Want to know how I know that you don't have the balls to actually do anything that will hurt him?
take away the tv remote then move in with your boyfriend faggot
Actually just go straight to plan B, it'll be all that and he'll have to accept the fact that he'll die alone
Oh I don't know about that. Love is blind, after all.
You are such a fucking pussy. Want to screw him over.
Wait til he has wife and kids. Pay one or more escorts to have affair with him (even better if trap). All filmed. Get P.I. to put it in Portfolio.
Get on his computer, put heaps of CP on encrypted file, program it so it opens itself up at 2-3 in morning whilst he's asleep, and keeps a log of regular openings.
Work out what his work is, plan to ruin business somehow so he looses ob/financial security.
Set all this up, and wait for around wedding anniversary. Now get him sacked, burn down business. Get P.I. to show wife the evidence of affair(s) after receiving news of financial problems (sacked/business burning down). Finally put in multiple reports of him having child porn to police, which gets him arrested as a sex offendor.
Finally be there for him as supportive brother. Say things like "If it were me in this situation I'd suicide". If he ends it you win.
That way he's fucked financially having lost his wife and kids facing prison as a sex offendor with the most promising option being suicide.
Learn how to revenge kid
That's just some fucking retarded fantasy garbage.
I know you dont believe me but I am serious about making this asshole suffer. Its not enough that I hurt him, he needs to suffer. If possible I want him in the end to hate me more than I hate him. Hence stealing his future from him.
>So I have decided that I hate my brother alot and I want to fuck him up in the head. I have decided to do this by murdering his wife and child(children).
how are you going to do that when you will be in prison? you just told the feds what you're going to do.
>That's just some fucking retarded fantasy garbage.
Good thing you pointed that out; because up until this point the kids ITT were being fairly reasonable and realistic.
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what could a 16 year old have possibly done to make you want to carry this out? how old are you 14?
same question?
EDGE: the thread
Go watch TV if you want Intricate plotlines.
I hate the fucker and I am going to get him.
>So I have decided that I hate my brother alot
ok he might be in the right, i'll hear him out
>I have decided to do this by murdering his wife and child
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In other words you're a lazy cunt who just wants to do something quickly.
Th plan is just concept but fuck it I've pulled shit like this off before.
I worked in a hospital and had one cunt of a nurse give me hell. High and mighty cunt who would be a bitch to the orderlies, cleaners and store people. Stuff like getting cleaners to pick her used tampons out of the bin etc from her office.
I was a store bitch. Started lifting Xanax, Tomazepan, and pethedine from the drug store (once or twice a week). Would flush the drugs down toilet, and after she knocked of put empty packets in the bin in her office, drop one pill under book cupboard, put plastic lid of them in back of desk draw. I do regular counts and report that small amounts of drugs are unaccounted for. Workplace investigation into missing drugs. Other people report small amounts missing. Finally on her upcoming wedding anniversary I wait til she enter drug store but rig door so it is unable to close properly (cardboard in latch). As it's key card entry she was recorded as having last used drug room. I take a largish (for one person) amount of drugs from store, put it in her bag, and tipped off hospital authorities that drugs are missing. Cleaners already report the empty packets in bin, she got searched, drugs found on person. As she had last access to room before me with drugs being found, she's arrested. Turns out as twist of fate she was a Xanax scoffer (2-4 a day) so tests positive and she's found guilty and de-registered as nurse. She didn't go to jail (she copped a fine) but I ruined her career and fucked her chances of ever working in the health field again. Long, drawn out but it worked. And I got away with it.
Are you asian? Im just wondering cus I read that post in an asian voice.
yeh, chinese malay
You just seem like a fucking retard OP. Please go. Your underage anyway.
>you're a pussy
>proceeds to hatch some underhanded, framing scheme.
i'd say you're a much bigger pussy than op.
How about a story OP, why do you hate your own flesh and blood
OP here, I guess you guys dont think I am for real. I am not going to be able to act on my plan for several years. So if in the future you are reading the newspaper and you hear about a case where man kills sister in law and niece/nephew and there is a post murder eye removal. Think of this thread.
What is the point of doing something if you just end up wearing the blame?
Isn't it better to do something, have no-one suspect it, and get away with it?
motherfucking sherlock holmes right there
We'd think you were for real if you gave some background. You seem like an edgy fag Op
Nice try Pig.
Edgy fag confirmed. How's the trench coat
Can you go into detail about what the driving force is behind your motives? What did your brother do to make you want this?
"one day" you're gonna be so badass and get revenge and the only reason you can't now is your sadistic plan requires you wait! Imagine that. Grow the fuck up.
Anyone can kill a person. It takes work to make them not enjoy the rest of their life.
No point doing any revenge op. You are young, just forget whatever he did to you and if he's really that big dumbass he will soon or later fuck himself out with his own mistakes. Keep it easy bro, life is short for holding grudges.
Did your brother rape you OP?
Is that why you are a butthurt edgelord?
But how will he know?
Regardless of whether I go with plan A or plan B. I don't honestly think I will get away without consequences. I will be caught tried and imprisoned. Knowing this i still think it is worth it.
Is this just a convoluted plan on your behalf to get surrounded by black cock?
There are easier ways OP
Kekk
What if he's gay?