Dubs decide what I get my grandma for Christmas

Dubs decide what I get my grandma for Christmas

What a faggot...lololol

just a card with "go fuck yourself faggot" written in it, then headbutt her

give her a shot glass of your cum

a picture of you fucking a cardboard cut out of her

A good fucking

an empty plastic bottle

one condom with a note on it saying "whenever youre ready"

a cardboard cutout of pewdiepie

Bleach and shot glasses
>invite the family round and drink up

Biggest double ended dildo u can find

A Yankee caldle and a nice pair of slippers
>she be wet af with these items

stupid, fake, gay and also this thread is over.

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An owl stuffed animal

shut the fuck up you stupid piece of cuck

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a lubed up ferret

DILDO

SUCK IT OP

Oml rude

A lubed up Shit stain is what. get some underwear or some shit. also gay. Thread terminated.3

DAMN MINE WAS BETTER. CAPS IS HIGHWAY TO COOL

Well. I'm off to the sex shop. Thanks guys

>save this pic of my balls
>print on to card (or moon pig)
>give her card
>profit

stfu thread terminated.4fuck off termination accept it

Fuck off.

this

Yes more daddy~

A list of her dead freinds
For the feels

A pic of your dick, cumming on a pic of her

Everybody should just realize they are irrelevant and should also die because they are stupid and gay. I want to die that is why I seek attention on the internet. I am insecure. and highly volatile.

Thread Terminated.5 kill yourself

Terminate me

Just give her your company. Sappy, but that's really all she'd like. My nan lives and my cousins (her grandkids) are a bunch of cunts that apart from maybe her birthday and Christmas never come and see her. On those rare occasions that they decide they should actually pay their grandmother a visit, she always get presents, but she's just far more grateful to actually see her grandkids.

>suc muh dic phaggot

AIDS

It's real nigger

Oh man it looks weird but why not.

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I actually don't mind it tbh. Better tattoo than most people get. At least when she's old she'll have an interesting story to tell.

Are you actually retarded?

Too bad he is

>I think it is funny as fuck
>no I voted for Trump
>funny that she now has his name permanently applied to her skin.

some napkins from the dollar store