ITT: Movies with the same name but different plots. I'll start

ITT: Movies with the same name but different plots. I'll start

>Die Hard: The story of an old man's quest to find a willing prostitute before he dies.

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>Snakes on a Plane: A bunch of snitches are on a 2 dimensional shape and must find their way out

>Limitless: A documentary about OP's homosexuality.

>Click
The story of a suicidally depressed man who has been cursed so any gun that he holds malfunctions and does not fire.

>Commando: OP runs around a preschool wearing no underpants.

>Small Soldiers
A documentary on micropenis

>The Blob
A documentary on obesity

You mean all Bruce willis's movies

>average working joe
>having no a bad day
>time to save the world/city/etc
>bad day conitunues

Except that's basically only the Die Hard films...

>Superbad
Superman joins a group of teenagers on a wacky adventure to get alcohol for a high school party

pulp fiction also. except the professional boxer thing..

>There Will Be Blood
An 11 year old girl is hit with dose of reality when she gets invited to a high-school sleepover in which most of the attendees' periods are 'synced'.

how does saving yourself from being raped = save the city/world?

Avg Joe, ehhh he's a boxer who cheats a mob boss. I dunno, alot of his films he's not really avg Joe other than die hard. But whatever. Fuck it, just enjoy this thread lol.

>Aliens
A movie about illegal immagrants who try to kill Sigourney Weaver

fifth element? avg joe cab driver tasked to save the world

kek

>Red Dawn
The sequel to this film

>Cape Fear
A lonely man deals with his overwhelming, and illogical fear of superhero cosplay while stuck in an elevator at a hotel during Comic-Con.

He's not tho. He was ex-special forces. He won like every medal ever made or some shit.

Pulp fiction was hardly about Bruce willis. He was more a secondary character.

I don't think you understand the premise of this thread.

double kek

>The Shining
A 45 year old autistic man gets by in life working as a janitor at the local hotel who's entire world comes crashing down when he comes across a nightstand in which Pledge wood polish has no effect on.

>Red Dragon
The story of a LARPing camgirl who goes a bit too far during her sexy Skyrim live-stream.

>predator
A pedo chases a bunch of children through the jungle

>Goldfinger
The story of a strange local homeless man who lives off expired Hostess' snack cakes and in his psychosis, calls their iconic products by his own created names.

>Dark City
The documentary of a once great city in Africa and how it fell to ruin thanks to it's inhabitants.

Dawn of the dead.

A black family struggles to make funeral expenses for their mother, Dawn, and must resort to selling her pot farm to make ends meet.

>Alien vs. Predator
An illegal immigrant and a pedophile battle each other to the death.

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This is real life and it's called Detroit.

kek'd

Pulp fiction was not a Bruce Willis movie you nigger

Kek

Usual Suspects

bunch of niggers get round up after a liquor store robbery

>TRON
A deaf, and perhaps mentally deficient, man becomes increasingly panicked as no one seems to know what he's talking about when he asks about the tram service times at Disneyworld.

>Debbie Does Dallas
Debbie comes into a large sum of money after a relative dies. She moves to Dallas and goes on a spending spree

>Das Boot

A man with a lisp is trying to convince people that there is a boot, but they don't believe him, thinking it is only a shoe

Star wars ep.IV and ep.VII

Shit read it as same plot, different name

>The story of an old man's quest to find a willing prostitute before he dies.
you've just described "leaving las vegas"

also nick cage is shiiiiit

So now we know where to put up another wall.

keks.

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>The Blind Side
A lonely image board visitor misreads a topic and catches himself just late enough to look like a damned fool. He dies.

>The Terminator
A abortion doctor (Played by Helen Mirhan) attempts to become president of the USA while having wacky misunderstandings with everyone she meets.

>Close encounters of the third kind
A young man is penetrated by a beautiful woman, with a penis.

Good Will Hunting.

A touching story about Will. A good boy hunting deer in the coldest winter in 59 years. He must succeed to survive.

Rambo.

A story about a down syndrome boy in British Colombia trying to make his way to a Rainbow, or as he says a Rambo.

>No Country for Old Men
A tale of a few elderly men that try to flee government that will euthanize anyone over the age of 60.

>The Thin Red Line

The third instalment that completes this trilogy.

>The Hunt For Red October

The prequel to the trilogy.

Jesus Christ Superstar
A mexican comes to America and opens a automatic swing door. Will he or wont he let his son expand the bussiness into elevators?

>Gone in 60 seconds

A short art film about a minute long egg timer.

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>The Fox and the Hound
A tale of a smokin' hot chick and a really horny guy.

>Ali

The story of how Ali Larter made it in Hollywood.

The Manchurian Candidate
A Manchurian woman moves to a small town in the deep south and falls in love with the towns statues. One is covered in pigion shit but has a heart of gold the other has no edges but hates Canadians.

>Saving Private Ryan

Private investigator Ryan has a serious substance abuse problem and a gambling addiction. He's in large to the Mob for $35,000.
It's a race against time to save Ryan from the Mob and himself.

Downfall
2 hours of Chris Burke falling over for no reason

>Batman

A story about a Mexican imigrant named Jeff who is in charge of the bats for the LA Dodgers.

>The Nutty Professor
A scientist takes his own invention of a male enhancement formula causing his testicles to grow the the size of beach balls.

Wild Wild West
Kanye West documents his love of kites and shows his collection for the first time

>School Of Rock

The Rock stars in this adrenaline fueled roller coaster ride as he protects a school of Salmon from a large family of Grizzly Bears.

>Bladerunner
Gillette shaving kit delivery boy runs into trouble in the big Apple

Lost.

I vaguely remember that movie.

> Star Wars
The compelling story of two rival gangs fighting each other in Auschwitz during World War 2.

>The Big Lebowski

A guy has a very large dick and goes to work in the porn industry during the late 70's

>Silent Running
A group of people who cant speak decide to set up the own killer for hire bussiness. The have no cars so the must run every to get the job done

>Raging Bull
A black guy with infinite erection travels the world searching for a release to end his misery

>django unchained
>a lovable black lab puppy escapes the backyard of his new family. he begins a journey to reunite with his siblings, with help from his new friend schultz, a german rex stray.

lol

>Man of Steel
Story of a legendary male porn star

>Apocalypse Now

Some billionaire with a spraytan wins american presidential elections and starts WW3

Ghost In The Shell
The touching story of a gas station attendant helping the ghost of a former manager get justice against the robber who shot him for being unable to open the time-lock safe.

>Dr. Strange
And doctor named Strange helps a child with autism cope with the lost of his toaster

>The Hundred Year Old Man who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared
The story of a retirement home suspended in nothingness such that any matter which leaves it ceases to exist

>The Game

Y'all just lost

kek

>Death Sentence

A high school kid writes a very deep and meaningful sentence about death in his English class. It gets published in newspapers and magazines around the world and kick starts his writing career. Within 2 years he is addicted to cocaine and alcohol and his life spirals out of control leading to an overdose and his death by the age of 22.

>Cube 2: Hypercube
Follows a strangely square shaped masturbation addict as he delves into furry fetishes involving fluids or body parts in unrealistically vast quantities or proportions and begins to incorporate these fetishes into his core identity

>The Last Samurai
Documentary of a weeabo's quest to win the largest anime cosplay contest in history

>Street Fighter
Vin Diesel turns the underground racing circuit on its ear by drifting in an F-22 Raptor

>Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country

Group of former child stars go on a quest to find a new beginning and themselves in unexplored South American jungle.

>Enter The Dragon
Dreamworks films presents the story of a young dragon girl who dreams of becoming a porn star

>Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

An average guy from Gary, Indiana is approached by two men riding bikes and wearing black ties at his home. He falls into a conspiracy that cuts to the heart of the Mormon Church.

Do videogames count?
>Until down
>The story of how a couple drops their mentally disabled newborn in the orphanage.

this is basically logan's run but people get ended by the goobermint at 60 instead of 34

goddammit, anonymous.

>Dead Presidents
After a bumbling Pentagon intern accidentally launches a nuclear warhead at North Korea, World War III can only be averted by the combined efforts of the ghosts of George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Ben Franklin, and Fidel Castro.