Girlfriends ass stinks when we do doggystyle, but it's my favourite position. What do?
Girlfriends ass stinks when we do doggystyle, but it's my favourite position. What do?
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tell her to eat less meat
In b4 make the dirty bitch shower. It stinks even after a shower/bath
Wash ass
Youre a liar. Tell that bit to use soap
Tell her she needs to use soap when bathing
See
Febreze dat ass
I love it when my girls smells a bit (ass, pits)
it makes me way more dominant and hornier
date a tranny who takes care of asshole
Wipe her butt
my gf is vegetarian and still has this problem. she just needs to shower more
How about she uses these?
More like she rips wet ones, amirite
I've always thought these would help. But how do I make her do it without sounding mean haha
You know how I know you're gay?
wow wtf
i have the same problem mate and it sucks because it can be a complete turn-off even tho shes hot
By telling her in a polite way.
Or grab her arse an let her smell your finger.
Yeah ikr. My gfs very hot. But fuck me it's a turn off. Dunno how to tell her without being mean
That really isn't normal OP
well, if it helps, i made her take a shower and then i gave her an ''erotic soap massage''...she thought i was playing with her asshole when i was just soping the fuck out of it lel, it helped a few times, but you cant make her take a shower everytime....eh
kek
Feminine hygiene wipes before you fuck. My girlfriend uses them every time.
Soap your dick and suggest anal
Yeah this is an easily fixable "problem"
u rite
Some people literally don't know that you're supposed to soap up and wash your asshole. Like they just scrub cheeks and figure TP does the job good enough in between. Educate her smelly ass
>using soap in your ass
great way to get inflammation straight in the poop shoot. Just use water, and clean properly.
Hahahahahah that's great. See the problem with my gf though is she hates the idea of anal or anything related to her ass. So she would never let me touch it lol
>I love to fuck my gf
>holy shit you're gay bro
wut
Take a shower with her. Put some soap/shampoo in your hand and scrub her asshole with it. All you have to say to her is, hey can we wash each other in the shower, and then its not awkward.
My gf cleans her asshole fine but I do this anyway before I rim her. Everytime we shower together we wash each other's assholes. 10/10 would do everytime.
because her ass is a disgusting dirty smuthole
Yeah we wash each other too, but see above. She wouldn't let me touch her asshole lol
ITT:
young guys, unable to process that actual, irl women smell just as funky as they do themselves.
life is not a hentai, brothers.
This
Wear a gasmask during sex act.
I tongue fucked the asshole of my ex gf all the time
this happens, after a long day or a work out whatever...get in early or put some Vicks vape rub in your nose...
>Girlfriends ass stinks when we do doggystyle
How do you think all those animals feel? They have no choice but to deal with it or no sex.
then you just gotta be blunt with her and tell her she needs to clean herself better, maybe offer to help.
No one likes smelly ass.
If you're into eating pussy here's what works for me
I tell em take a shower so they're fresh and I'll eat em out. They always do. If you're not in the mood to eat em out for long lick for a minute then just stick it in. She won't complain once the dicks in anyway
tell her its an honest problem but you obviously dont want to make her embarrassed and then give her a box oh wetwipes
>just use water
>and clean it properly
Pick one
buy flushable wet wipes for the bathroom... mint ones, preferably
Just buy Wet Wipes and place them on top of the toilet and don't say a word
FOR REAL
If she asks just say they are awesome and you got them for yourself.
no one is ever really clean after a shit and just using TP
so did I, but it still smelled like ass. Clean ass, sexy ass, but ass nonetheless.
lesson of today, ass smells like ass.
You don't get the soap inside your anus, you dummy. It's perfectly safe on the exterior. I mean it's also okay to go like half an inch inside if you're feeling particularly anal about your anal hygiene. As long as you flush with water thoroughly aftetwards
T. Guy who's washed his ass with soap for years and never experienced "inflammation"
Kick her in the cunt - it stops any bad smells
kek
cam we get an ethnicity or nationality of the sort on this gf?
ummm either spray it with bleach or tell her it stinks
do yo know who's the pic?
yeah, so what
sex is a dirty affair
Women lay fucking eggs. How disgusting is this if you think about it?
your mom you fucking son of a bitch hahahaha
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Wipe her ass with a baby wipe when you're hitting it from the back.
if you're unable to clean your ass without the use of soap, then you need to learn how to shower right.
the rectum along with most of the anus is an open mucosa, and mucosas don't react well to soap seeing as it dries them out.
but do as you please, user. After all, it's your ass.
Yeah man. We're both Australian. And white as anything
Analingus should stop that
ayyyyyyyyyyy
well you dont need to play with her butt, as long as you get some shampoo up there you're ready to destroy that pusssy from behind
you try too hard
>You don't get the soap inside your anus
the "inside of the anus" is the rectum, and both are open mucosas. They dry out from soap.
wet wipes, water and a thorough scrubbing is all you need.
but what about the pornstars? They're sticking fingers up the booty of those and everything. Like this video for example
xvideos.com/video18452797/bella_bellz_pov_seduction_ass_worship
now she prolly doesn't smell. How she doing it
this is suck bullshit, ex gf was super clean, cant remember a time when she wasnt squeaky clean before sex
I lick my girlfriends ass clean no matter how dirty
I'm glad my gf uses these religiously. No problems at all. Plus she doesn't have a hair below her eyebrows.
E N E M A
I do it before every anal
makes sense, white people don't know how to wipe/wash their ass
majority don't even wipe
this solved it for me, or maybe I was smelling my own ass...either way problem solved
>but what about the pornstars? They're sticking fingers up the booty of those and everything
yeah, what about it? I've fingered numerous assholes, my own included because curious. Your finger will smell like ass, and that's it, unless the ass ain't clean and you get actual shit on it, but shit washes off.
Dude, baby powder and some perfume
she look like iggy?
trying what?
Dont you think its disgusting?
yeah, what's your point though?
so your saying when he stuck his finger, and dick, up the ass of that beauty, it smelled like ass?
I wash my ass with soap every day.
The the hair is pretty thick down there though,
uninspired trolling
pic related
a girls asshole that makes me diamond
>Women lay fucking eggs. How disgusting is this if you think about it?
actually, not disgusting at all. Just... hmm, natural, they're mammals.
I don't care.
Filthy Muslim detected that wipes shit off ass with left hand.
clean ass smells clean you fucking virgin . ie just like any other body part
she's got hair on her legs
Straight up just get some tp while your fucking and wipe that crack quick smart. Bitch won't even notice honest
actually funny
9/10 for this response
Tell her to buy Flushable wipes. I dont see why everyone and their mom doesnt use them.
no shit sherlock, all girls do
Topkek
>so your saying when he stuck his finger, and dick, up the ass of that beauty, it smelled like ass?
what else would it smell like? It's an ass, it smells like ass. That's not a bad thing, bro, clean ass smells good... shit smells like shit, but if she cleans her ass and isn't about to pinch a loaf then the smell is just musky and funky, not shit-like.
Tape some soap bottles on your peeper and go ham...
this
You're not wrong, but you don't need to shove the soap IN your anus. You can, idk, rub the suds on the exterior of your asshole.
And if that gets inside your asshole, then you probably have the loosest anus known to mankind.
just make sure you spray that ring with some axe or lynx depending on where your from. it'll irritate her ass so much she'll learn a lesson or two about hygiene. may result in scratch marks around the ring due to constant urge to scratch her ass.
Thankfully, the shit is only on a white person's ass, not the rest of our skin
I use wet wipes and toilet paper, with my right hand, and I'm Danish and Asatru.
nice try though, Cleetus.
thnx breh
10/10 for that pic, I'd go to town and feast.
Is your girlfriend hot? Then I don't see a problem with a little ass smell. It's fucking hot, tbh fam
Buy some for 'yourself' when she is over just have those in the bathroom.
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