Be super hungry

>be super hungry
>go to Mcdonalds
>walk in and see this girl at register

could you still place your order?

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No because I don't speak gooky chink language

Her face is unsettling as fuck. Like a doll or something.

I can think of a couple orders to place.

Wow she is sexy. She looks like a child. Saws?

>could you still place your order?

Of course I could, I was hungry, not horny.

I'd probably Stutter my order out eventually. Sweating up a storm.

can order. i dont speak nintendo

Yes. Wtf kind of question is that. I'm hungry aren't I?

>go to Mcdonalds
You lost me there.

damn you must be some advanced type of neckbeard basement dwelling faggot for even asking that kind of question.

Kind of feel sorry for you. Kind of not because it makes me feel better about myself.

Sorta this.
I'd have to compose myself beforehand, but once I was ready I could appear normal.

Google translate, nigger.

No, I dont eat shit

>I'll have two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

What do you think would be her reaction?

Two quarter pounder menus please

People still eat at McDonald's?

she would probably know that you are American and start sucking you off right then and there

Yes, her hair is nappy as fuck.

Why the hell not? I want my cheeseburgers

can u read moon runes?

Why the fuck could you not place your order? You are super hungry... Trick question: Beta cucks would stutter

Jump over the counter and rapefuck the shit out of her.

Her arms are awkwardly long too

Just ask for a cheese burger.
They'll figure it out from there.

>running errands earlier this morning
>wife needs leggings for company xmas party tonight
>go to register and qt3.14 cashier says "these dont look like they will go with your shirt"
>well they arent for me, they obviously wouldnt fit
>"but you didnt deny that you would wear tights"
>oh well yeah I didnt say that... and I smiled
>*giggle*

and I was on my way. Shit isn't hard guys just have fun... jesus...

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i would point a cheeseburger on menu and then persuade her to come to my table and teach me how to use chopsticks. as she takes my hand to guide me with the chopsticks our eyes would meet. she would blush and then i make her my gf

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you sound like a faggot.

how are your wife's children doing? you fucking cuck

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yea coz im not a neet sperge lord

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>go to Mcdonalds

Trick question. MickeyDs is broke. And I won't go there. They only have shit 'murican "food".

Yes, I'd order a furburger and some thighs.

Oh american penis is so large. So large

Assuming it'd be a McDonalds in the USA, I would expect her to speak english.

Sure, and I already have. For some reason the McDo in Europe I went to was full of Asian girls behind the register.

no its in Japan

plot twist - she only speaks cock

I'd like two number 9s a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

You've never been to one in the South have you?

no, im a worthless fat millennial so im afraid of girls

I go home, cry and fap to traps like a little retard

$50? $109 for a big mac? What?

>faggot
>cuck
>wifes son meme

you have to be 18 post here Edgy McHighschoolkid

its imported food. kinda like french food here in the US. its expensive

>be super hungry
>go to Mcdonalds
If you want heart surgery in a few years then by all means do that.

LMAO in your DREAMS u could get a girl even a quarter as cute as her. Also pedo alert

how did you know i was a pedo?

Pedophilia

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Of course, but it would change what I was hungry for, and what I'd be ordering.

Pedo alert. Also, almost everyone in society wants to lynch people like you

I just would have assumed that they could grow their own potatoes and cows. There's not uniquely North American on the McD's menu.

her reaction, Aight CJ.... just remember to follow the damn train

only stupid millennials like you are so obsessed with pedos

GTFO

>oh yes, wight away Mr. Smoke!

she is 26 or 27

no shit i could moron

So... Asians give you a hankering for Filet o' Fish?

Hah well, this one does. I'd use her thighs as earmuffs.

Hong Kong Dollars, you fucking retard.

Annnnd disappointing.
She probably thinks she's slim enough to never go to gym and these thighs just show it.

Society will never accept u. You should be scared. I hope u dont kys cus statistically a lot of pedophiles kill themselves. As soon as word gets out you'll be avoided like a leper and if a crime ever goes down you will be the first on the suspect list even if you didn't do it.. better hope that doesn't happen cuz you know if you go in jail.... * o 0 O

That's still expensive as fuck compared to our Big Macs. I'm not paying $15 usd for a Big Mac combo you fucking weeb.

>i want a cherries jubilee a coca cola a diet coke a fillet of FISH sandwhich and a jr. western bacon cheese
>and a small seasoned curlies

The appeal is how young she looks stop lying to yourself

>remember that i've taken probably more cocks than her
so yea.

50 hong kong dollars equals 6.43 us dollars

then don't go to mcdonalds in hong kong you turd!

western bacon cheese hell yes! its been years! I always thought carls jr. was the best fast food!