What's an easy way to kill myself? I was thinking taping a bag over my head and tying my hands up...

What's an easy way to kill myself? I was thinking taping a bag over my head and tying my hands up. Don't really give a shit about pain as long as I get results

Go for it, make sure you don't get found.

I can kill you quick and painless for a fee

It will be 2 or 3 ish in the morning. I don't think anyone around my apartment would notice.
Can't wait to do it. It's gotta be tonight.

Helium tank from Walmart party aisle, mask and tubing from medical supply store. Nighy night.

but why op?

Its painless

just fucking kill yourself you procrastinating failure

just kill yourself

kill yourself

I can be anywhere in the country in less than 12 hours

run into a mosque covered in bacon yelling i am allah i am allah

post pics of the process

whats your fee?

I second this. Be holding a copy of an on fire koran

Thought about this but I just got fired and am currently broke and going homeless soon. I have no friends or family. My dad moved far away and my mom died 2 years back.
Lot of shit.
That's what I'm doing.
Canada?

Well I'll be killing you. So the fee is whatevers in your bank account. I doubt you wish to leave any money for family but if you do we can work out a price when I arrive

dont kill ur self just yet. can i have your steam account (if you have one)


email me @

franksta187 at yahoo dot com


t-ththnks m8

don't

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damn tough spot op. Go to a bar and talk to the bar tender and look distressed and drink a shit ton he'll know somethings up

Poor mans exit bag if you can't do the helium tank.

Basically a turkey bag, some sleeping pills, etc.

i wasnt op. just wondering.

f-f-f-faggot

Please don't cut yourself.

Well I can be in canada by tonight but I dont murder outside of my country, its not safe.

there is no easy way kill oneself. cause for a person to decide that he wants to end his life then he must have endured a lot of hardships.

Just make a thread if you ever feel like dyin. I'll find ya.

don't be dumb
just suffocate yourself with nitrogen like sensible people do

Jump off a tall as fuck building into traffic

This is what faggot OP actually wanted. To share his story and get sympathy.
Use helium. Hide yourself in a closet somewhere. Kill yourself. I'll keep checking websites to see if your putrefying corpse pops up on any of them.
Fag.

kek. What a bright idea.

Go play spaceman in a plastic bag, that is a good bet.

>unscrew light bulb
>flick on the light
>insert finger into live socket

nah hes gotta go out classy. don't do it tonight. use whatever money you have to buy some weapon or something, and then go running around a city yelling something about allah, and shoot into the air. the cops will have shoot to kill orders

how much to have op raped?

Just go to a black lives matter protest

> Replace finger with hard dick.

thats just hot

quads get. kill yourself by killing others

Never done anything like that before. Id do it for no less than 8 thousand and you would have to pay for transportation.

quads......

worship allah and shoot urself

You mean quintz?

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I'll do it for a hundred bucks and a bj while I strangle you.

>boner get

You could always do it so it looks like you ripped your own head off.
Tie some strong fishing line around your neck, glue your hands to your head, and jump off a bridge.
It would be legendary.

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i would pay for you to record yourself strangling op while blowing him

Do you and to go out peacefully or with a bang

is that dirt in his mouth

The fuck is wrong with you gimp cunts. Don't kill yourself

yes

Noice! I'm getting hard thinking about it.

looks like dip imo

bump

yeah i think it's tobacco

You owe it to your dad to tell him what you are contemplating. He will help.

he said he has no family

yeah he also said his dad is still alive he just moved away. learn to read fuck stick

back to re ddit m8

if you're not smart enough to solve this without the internet then you deserve to live. good day sir

op u even there

good answer. Not "ohmg dun kill urselve"
Fu op u stupid cunt

What if hell exists user? You will burn for eternity

>newfag
>doesn't know how to reply to a post

More like mobile, nigger.

Newfag detected
Heartless edgy faggot

Bitch get over yourself your not gonna kill yourself you to much of a beta fag to follow thought otherwise you would't be posting online about wanting to kill yourself

cmon Sup Forums we can raise the funds to get OP molested

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this is fucking horrifying

lern to punctuation, ball sack suck

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Nice supreme hoodie

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explosives in mouth. don't forget to livestream.

oh man the fact that i didnt use punctuation has totally dismantled my argument that you need to learn to read oh man oh boy

stop please, this is how shit creepypastas start

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Fuck I never laughed this hard
Fill in the nostrils too

Wait nvm it is

This

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Just go to any ghetto urban area nearby. Shout out nigger, you'll be fine.

i don't think OP's gonna have a helium tank in his garage to make it happen this way...
Maybe he can use the propane from the BBQ instead?

medicfag here. Use insulin. It Will be like off switch, absolutely painless And easy to obtain.

He could buy the helium tank, I mean if he wants to kill himself why should he give a fuck about spending money on it ?

Medic here aswell

I know what you're up to

keep up the good work, air is coming out of my nostrils at every one of these

Die of a Heroin Overdose. You'll most likely buy something with Fent in it anyways. You'll feel fucking fantastic for a little while then you'll just nod out and die

Heres how I would hypothetically
>get decent belt that won't break
>pull the end through the buckle to make noose
>put something through one of the holes so after you pinch it in the top of a door it won't slip back through
>crouch down and hyperventilate
>stand up quick as you breathe in and hold it
>get the belt around your neck before you pass out
>nite nite nigga

I really want a bunch of cocks I can suck on furiously afterwards.

Success rate 2.7%

you certainly do

depends on how much insuline

actually yea if you tied the fishing wire in a certain way and fall from a good height it would sever your head

this

>715588326
faggot

If you're actually going to kill yourself please livestream it. I want to see :)