You will be old one day

You will be old one day

What if I die first?

My soul carries on

Sure.

Hey I'm gonna source this image for OP

Source: The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared ( Movie Adapation )

Actor: Robert Gustaffson

Not sure if it's from the trailer of the second movie

I'm already there nigger. Turned 61 today.

hopefully I can still get boners at that age

>sips beer
>eats doritos

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE DAWG HAHAHHHAHABHAHAHAH

LIVE LYF GET HIGH

>breath smells like semen, doritos, and beer

So? I don't fucking care. I'm. Too busy living my life whilst I still have it.

...

wew

This is now a YOLO dude thread

I'm old now. It's not great. But the alternative's not so good, either.

Fuck off YOLO dude

...and that day was last year.

Get over it.
Eternal unknowable darkness awaits.
Forget your imaginary jesus.
Welcome to reality.

Got evidence for that bullshit?

I have type 1 Diabetes, chances are I won't make it past 30, can barely fucking control it.

Nope. I'd rather die young, thank you very much.

Everyone is gonna remember my good looks long after I'm dead.

Maybe not OP

Where I live the crime rate is well above national average, specifically the murders. This correlates with certain dark skinned individuals increasing in numbers by the year.

My grandfather was already burglarized twice before he was shot to death.

Getting old is going to be a privilege it seems and the irony is it might just be in better interests to die young so as not to suffer unemployment, crumbling SS infrastructure, and inflation.

I've been old for too long, and I'm tired of being tired.

Cant wait, going to use racial slurs in public and poke people with my walking stick

Hopefully I'd say. I don't want to leave before I'm good and ready.

I have my death planned out. When I turn 60 I'll orgy with 6 nubile teenage girls then the next day I'm going to purchase a luxury car on credit, fill it with gas, gun powder and fireworks then drive off the highest cliff I can. I'll fucking go when I decide and do it in style.

Forgot to mention, I'm turning 39 next year. 21 more shit years to abuse.