Be me

>be me
>friend gets caught smoking weed
>his parents go through his phone and find out ive been smoking as well
>his parents want to tell mine
>friend tells me this the next day
>blocks them on my moms phone
>right fucking now
>his parents pull into my driveway
>my mom gets home in 5-10min max
Sup Forums, what do?

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Haha. Faggggggg

OP here
his dad is knocking on my door and im panicking. how do i get them to leave

underage b8

Hurrrr mah mummys gonna see that imma fucking human waste hurrrrrr
>implying she doesnt know it already

Maybe you shouldn't have been such an enormous faggot

I guess this is growing up x12
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Deal with it. What's honestly your worst case scenario? Mentally prep for it. 9 times out of 10 its never worst case. It'll suck sure, but what are you really going to deal with? A month of shit? Two?
Stop being a pussy about it and prepare.

force yourself to throw up on your friends parents

Also, "mom I just talk about it to sound cool"

How old are you OP?

fuck it im opening the door its my fault anyhow.
wish me luck bois

Open the door and immediately collapse and pretend like you're unconscious

Go for the old, parents are on holiday for the week, (I'm assuming op is at least 16)

Foam at the mouth

Good man.

ban this fucking faggot

If you're old enough to be on this site then you should be giving zero fucks that your parents might find out. Grow some balls and assert yourself as an independent person.

Flush your stash if you have one at home, other than that I say man the fuck up.

Throw in some violent spasms

Write 420 on your face, so they think that you're parents already know and are cool with it

OP is too pussy

Underage b&

If parents get mad, get a job, move out. Smoke as much as you want.
Only come back if they decide to accept you for who you are.

This guy gets it. Tell them you were just trying weed. Your not doing fucking crack. Grow a pair come clean and own your actions. guaranteed you will earn some respect for maning up.

Calm the fuck down.

You smoked weed.

You didn't smoke meth.
You didn't get your damn gf pregnant.

You smoked weed. It's a parental milestone these days. Talk about it with your parents, and understand that they probably did some wild things back in the day too (like your dad accidentally blowing his load in your mom and having you).

Good luck OP. I hope it turns into a bonding experience. Let them ground you, but don't let it get to you that much.