What did i just watch

what did i just watch

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A sexy bitch killing zombies

Top tier zombiekino.

These movies are highly underrated

Vulgar auteurism trash

Cool action mindless zombiekino

These movies are absolute dogshit but I can't bring myself to hate them.

I'm not sure what it is.

The Milla Jovovich pentaannual monetary fund. Thank you for supporting her.

an unwatchable piece of shit

Paul W.S. Anderson showing off his hot wife and getting paid millions for it.

A great movie

Honestly I spent the entire movie jerking it to Mila and her BDSM outfit

>not to Sienna
retard

>implying I didn't keep going when she came on screen
Man what do you TAKE me for

I think 4 and 5 are the best. Fight me.

We dont fight retards here

You just watched a husband + wife money making machine in action, well done.

Paul WS Anderson is quite possibly the most irritating, annoying, predictable low-rent director in the world; he'll make money, but he won't make anything good

As for Milla...
I loved her as Leeloo, she was genuinely brilliant. But lowering yourself to cookie-cutter, modern b-movie status? Really? You're better than your husband, Milla.

None of these movies are good movies, but 4 and 5 is Anderson doing what he does best.
Milla is a really bad actress. Anderson is an odd sort of bad director. He observes the rules of film grammar, which actually makes him more watchable than most directors these days. It's why people still enjoy these movies in spite of it all.

Anyone remember this movie?

It was bretty gud and she was a qt in it.

she's probably the most attractive human being of all time
though sienna miller is p close

Milla's outtakes will never not be cute as fuck.

>that one where she was pretending to have phone sex and faked an orgasm

Diamonds.

Milla plotting her hotter stunt double's degloving.

youtube.com/watch?v=QaZ2c8C-3c4

:20 ?

Piece of shit PWSA always with great ideas, decent enough directing, very good action directing

BUT THAT NIGGER IS INCAPABLE OF HIRING A GOOD CINEMATOGRPAHER

Art.

That's the one.

>he was a qt in it

ftfy

>he can't just have fun watching a movie

I bet you think the Fast and Furious movies suck too.

qt QT

I have an ex-gf who looked like a little 5'4" version of Milla. Never got her to dress up as Leeloo or Alice, and it's eating me up with every one of these threads.
So stop it, pls. The slight regret is palpable

A video game movie, OP.

What did you expect? This wasn't going to be the next Lawrence of Arabia. Tons of mindless violence and silly costumes are par for the course in this genre.

I'm sorry for your loss user, but this qt needs to be posted.

kek

>those face pulls

DROPPED

>Pierre?! IS THIS YOU?
She's just lovely. :3

But not quite as hot as Mad Milla
youtube.com/watch?v=_FWVKEtryvw

>those face pulls
DEGLOVED
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What do you think the conversations between her and Paul about these movies are like?

>"Hey honey, you wanna make another Resident Evil movie?"
>"How much is the studio gonna give us this time?"
>"Like $60 million"
>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"
>"... Yeah"
>"Alright, fine I guess"

>He gets to put his Hidicky Kamiya in that everynight.

It's just not fair...

>>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"

she designed at least one herself, she's a former model man, she loves dressing up

If you've seen any of these Milla looks like she is enjoying it a lot

autismo

>>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"
>not "Can I wear that outfit again?!"
Why does latex do these things to me?
Silly Milla, we'll never be together, but she keeps trying. Bless her heart.

Aside from The Fifth Element, what is the top Millakino?

>I bet you think the Fast and Furious movies suck too.

Everyone who isn't human garbage thinks this.

She was in her prime in the first Resident Evil movie, in my opinion. Downright angelic.

why cant i find this movie anywhere?

i know its shit, but I still wanna watch it, i watched all the other ones

its not on HBO, Starz, Showtime, Max, Netflix or Amazon...

just where the fuck is it?

this. They're literally some of the worst that the action genre has to offer... but it just manages to fall into funny and enjoyable ridiculousness.

>>"Do I have to wear that stupid latex shit again?"

she designs them herself lel

youtube.com/watch?v=eQotI4dCUWw

>its not on HBO, Starz, Showtime, Max, Netflix or Amazon...
>just where the fuck is it?

Underneath my dickhole.

If anyone else did that, I'd call them mean names.
But it's Milla. Lovely, lovely Milla.

That was awesome.

Why is Omar funnier in the bloopers

sorry, can't understand shit with that audio..wtf is going on?