Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

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Anyone have scans of the full issue?

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

5 FUCKING YEARS AND YOU GUYS STILL KEEP POSTING THIS

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS AUTISTIC

No Dr. Pavel I'm queen bee

tell us

>pollen
top kek

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

>all this bane posting
I genuinely can't stand bane posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because bane posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "big guy" or "crashing this plane with no survivors".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me "hothead" for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your bane posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a bane posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your bane posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out bane posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to bane posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

Or perhaps he's wondering why you'd shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane...

>2012 was 9 years ago

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What a lovely lovely voice.

That's a big post.

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TELL ME ABOUT BANE

>all this Sheev posting
I genuinely can't stand Sheev posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because Sheev posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "no, no NO" or "ROOOOOAAAAAAURGH!".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me "jedi" for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your Sheev posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a Sheev posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your Sheev posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out Sheev posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to Sheev posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

Get this hothead outta here!

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Actually its been 2 years for the bastardization version of our for you postings. link very related

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/baneposting/order/asc/

It: hot heads

Definitely longer than that

There are baneposts on that archive from before 2014 and I personally have been starting BANE? threads since before that

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

he means that it used to be started with 'BANE?'
instead of 'dr pavel, i'm cia'. And yes baneposting has been around since late 2011

Someone pls post that pasta of the girl shitting con this board because baneposting ruined her boyfriend

>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/42830257/#42830285
>No lawyer? No witnesses? What sort of due process is this?
>2MiB, 1920x1080
same guy who spammed the 'le eternal WDYWTCABGOHD' and 'le eternal sotdahsa' generals with speedobane porn for the last 2.5 years, he disappeared :^)