Greentext the gayest things you've ever done

Greentext the gayest things you've ever done

>Be OP

>I get on grind or or other gaysite
>I dress in panties and stocking
>I show other old men when I play with myself
>I then jack off on cum all over face
>I get told I'm a good girl
>Then proceed to live on with my normal life

Got hard at feminine twink porn

how is it pleasing other old men? tell us more

Any pics?

I feel good
til I cum
then I just feel disgusted over myself. But everytime I get horny I just fantasize sucking cocks and pleasing them again.
Never met anyone irl, yet ;)

Not any saved, I just take them on snapchat

Be a good little slut and take some pics, you'll be pleasing my cock

A good girl would show us picks

I sucked a friend off in front of his wife and swallowed the cum.

That's pretty gay.

Was she into it?

Gimme some mins

>let a dude off of craigslist suck me off
>felt pretty good, no regrets

I've sucked off two cats
That's about the most I've ever done

>suck a dick

>searching Sup Forums find this thread replied.

yeah it was during MMF threesome. wish they lived closer I'd see them more often.

underrated post

>newfag

add sissyboy746 on sc if you want pics

love the thought of having a big juicy cock cum down my throat, never done it though

> clicking on this thread

became bisexual

quite often suck my dogs cock, collect his cum in a glass and drink it

cat cock > dog cock

>had 2 boyfriends
>both of the relationships ended in a bad manner

Done, now what?

>watched anime once

nothing tops a lovely big red and white dog dick, constantly cums. how big are cat dicks

You too

Start a YLYL thread

sucked off/fucked around with my cousin from ages 6-13

I have the same issue and do similar stuff online. The cock craze went to the max last summer and ended up sucking a glorious 8" dick in an alley. He came in my mouth and over my face. Went home, with a super rush. Immediately hooked up again with a crossdresser and let him fondle me in the middle of the street.

No regrets but do consider myself bisexual from that point on.

this is proof that homos are actually closet pedos

One of my cat's is 3.5cm, haven't measured my other cat but I'm pretty sure he's a bit smaller
They're nice and small and fun to suck on
I had the opportunity to suck off a dog once, he looked kind of like a yorkie
His dick was oddly cold compared to my cats, and it felt oddly squishy, and not really in a good way, and when he was fully erect it looked all ugly and swollen and white/red/purple like dog dicks usually do

dog dicks look like they are skinned or something..they look mutilated..are dogs jewish or something?

I dunno, they look weird even when compared to other animals
For reference, here's one of my cats
That kind of color/texture is what you'd generally get with most animals, equines aside

Nice, are they easy to stimulate? Do you get much of that lovely cum?

My dog's dick looks perfect to me, he is always happy to let me suck on it whenever. thinking of getting another and sucking both at the same time, let them lick each others dick as well

Oh and one detail;
>I never cleaned the cum off my face. Went to bed, kissed my sleeping gf, woke up still tasting cum.

He was neutered, so there wasn't any cum, but he was fairly easy to get hard in spite of that once I figured out how to do it right
Still overall not as good as my cats

Mobile fag here so idk. Gayest thing would have to be cleaning up after a homeless man. I went into work and right at the back door to the building there is a hobo matress. Well I move it carefully as to not get hit by a hidden needle and there is a porno mag with used tissues.

>Be me
>Older friend tells me and my younger group of friends about this really cool think called "wanking"
>Said it makes you feel really good and piss white stuff
>Tells us we have to think about hot women while we do it
>Group of friends think that's a great idea
>We have a group masturbation session onto some trees for like 30 minutes before giving up and playing hide and seek.

Added you, not showing who I am for privacy reasons, I work for the federal government.

Definitive scientific proof. Good job Sherlockinov expect some Rubles to be deposited soon

>had a ~50yr old guy suck me off
>he gave me 100$ for that

>Had my ass eaten out for 4 hours in a threesome while jerking off and sucking off the other guy, got off 4 times that night..

Greentext the whole story on how that happened

>fucked a guy in his mouth and in his ass while his pregnant wife was watching us

>let a guy fuck my mouth and ass while my preggo wife watched

by boys, do you mean actual boys?

>Be me
>Slip on wet floor and accidentaly suck a dudes dick

>ask a dude from the US to come to Europe
>be two faggots perpetually cumming inside each other

I think it's more trouble to greentext it but okay.

>Be me, 14 or 15 years old. Weird fetishes and shit.
>Gay friend tells me about sticking things up ass and how nice it feels.
>I think I reseearched it some, decide this long flashlight thing I got for Christmas was good enough.
> I'm horny one night, like REALLY horny.
> I have fetishes of being a girl for a day (still do) but I'm not really into dudes.
> I get so fucking horny and want to kick my fantasies up a level.
> I find my flashlight, it's less than half an inch thick, thinking back to it now I would have started with something bigger.
> I start to masturbate laying on my stomach forcing my dick in between my thies back and fourth.
> I had a weird way of masturbating
> I start to try to press the flashlight it my ass,it hurts but feels amazing at the same time.
> I am imagining being a girl getting something in my pussy.
> The first time I did this it felt fucking great and I wish I could have this experience again.
> I masturbate my weird way while working the flashlight father up my ass.
> Damn I feel so feminine and it is really turning me on.
> Up until this point just wrapping a towel around my waist and pretending to be a girl made me feel amazing.
> I wish I still got that feeling from doing that now
> Flashlight puts me in ecstasy, I feel like a young girl doing it for the first time (in my mind).
> I think I got it up to about four inches maybe but just having it and the anus level was enough for it to feel incredible.
> I think I came all over my sheets and left the flashlight thing beside my bed.
> Ever since then I've been a straight man who has a fetish for being a woman, and likes to be fucked in the ass.
> I'm still a virgin to this day, but I used to have dreams about having boobs and it was the closest thing to having a wet dream as I have came.

Cont?

How is this gay? Pretending to be a girl or put something up your ass is something else

>be 14 y.o., hanging out with cuz, 1st week of summer vacation
>talking about masturbation
>we awkwardly agree to jack off in the same room
>next day, same time, same place
> buddy says, "hey user, how you feel about oral"?
>"Ummm, ok"
>we get side-by-side in something like a 69 so nobody has to go first.
>suck my first dick
>out of nowhere I have the urge to let him cum in my mouth
Like, I really want to feel him cum in my mouth
>Only sucking him a minute when he starts to tap out and pull away because he’s about to bust a nut
>I latch onto him and won't let go
>Swallow his load
>He’s very uncomfortable
>I explain it's OK, it's what I wanted and I don't expect him to reciprocate if he doesn't like.
>He’s happy as a clam with that arrangement.
>Everyday all summer long I sucked 2 or 3 loads from him.
>He always cums 2 or 3 times by the time I cum once.

We both went on to careers in law enforcement. No homo

i'm exactly the same bro, would never do anything with a guy irl though probably. i'm only attracted to the attention.

>cont?
sure, why not.

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>kissed my christian best friend when we were drunk and then he never talked to me again
>offered a blowjob to this guy in my friends group because he had a huge bubble butt but he declined and we arn't friends anymore
>made out with a few random dudes while drunk
>gave a "straight" friend a massage which gave him a boner and I asked if he wanted a handjob but he went to the toilet and wanked instead
>Felt up a friend when we were both drunk and went to bed together

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stole my sisters clothes and like to wear them on cam to older guys.

* i was 14... youre a pussy when youre 14

>last year, go over to my buddys salon to hook up with. BBC
>show up, hes already ass naked with a big white guy
>strip down, join them, both jump on me
>making out, jerking cock, rubbing all over
>on my knees for both of them in the middle of room sucking
>white guy needs to fuck, pulls my ass up
>shoots lube all over me, bbc still fucking my throat, pushes into me
>moaning like a slut as they fuck me all over this shop
> on one of the chairs, bent over it, getting fucked as i suck dick
>try to sit on both on the floor, too tight
>bbc fucks me til he cums in me while riding him
>pulls out, still stadling him, making out, his buddy fucks me hard
>cum all over my buddy as his fills my hole
>get up, clean up a bit, go to work

>went to Sup Forums
>see only faggots
>gayest experience ever

>be 10-11 yo my two buddies too
>playing outside
>for some reason we whipe out our dicks
>suck each others flacid dicks
>feelsgoodman

was weird we arent even gay