Trips decides
Guaranteed to deliver
Trips decides
Guaranteed to deliver
roll
Stick it in a toaster
Re rolling for toaster
Cut of off with the rustiest bluntest knife you got.
Cortarise wound with base of a frying pan.
do nothing
Put in car exhaust
Paper-cut the edge of your knob
Trap it in the door.
Empty jar of smuckers into sneaker place weiner inside of sneaker with no kovement for 15 minutes
Yeah this
Roll
Re rolling for smucker sneaker
Fuck a dog
Rubber band round the nuts till they fall off.
Goddammit i will have me that smucker sneaker one way or another
Cum on your own face
Roll
Still going for the the jelly pb and j shoe
Empty superglue onto sandpaper
Wrap around dick.
Wait till it Dries
Remove.
Smucker sneaker here i come
I might do this trips or not
This
This
Smucker shoe
No this.
Make sure to post pics
This sounds hot
Ops choice.
Also timestamp first ass but.
Fak
By the divines. Ive lost
Make a small incision around the base and peel the skin upwards.
Roll.
still rolling for this
Deliver OP
Thanks man i thought it was a good idea... always works for my stepdad
Ama
Rerollarino
Rolling this
Dead thread.
So for the fucks
Superglue it to your stomach.
Hold it there till it sets
roll
Give yourself a blowjob
Hammer to the left nut.
Text your mom a picture of your dick
cut it off
Fuck my 18 year old ass.
I see a pencil through the scrotum in your future.
put it in a toaster
Rolling for the jam shoe
OP won't deliver on this but it's worth a shot, rollerino.
Damn
4 fingers in
Make three papercuts to your dick, buy a pineapple, make a hole in it and stick your dick inside.
stick a screw down it!
re-roll
Papercut your tip, then squeze a lemon on it.
Be sure it's a bio lemon...
put it in another man
Sharpie in pooper
re-roll
re rolllll
cut your ballsack open and pour salt in your testicles.
Straighten out a coat hanger and shove as far as you can down urethra
Roll
rolling
put it in my butt
cut
it
OFF
Kill yourself Faggot
Rolling for this
rolling
papercut the tip
Stick a toothpick in it
put your pants on sgt.fgt
So close
Razor blade down pee hole so dick splits into 2 halves.
Reroll
Absolutely nothing at all
Send vid of a hands free orgasm from anal play while showing face
Call police and tell them you're considering shooting up a school and that you need help.
rolling
Reroll
Fap and go to bed
He can even rush to the hospital and get it put back on.
Jack it with hot sauce
Buy a boat
Leave Sup Forums forever
cut it off
never touch it again
Rolling for roll
#
cut it of bro
#
kill yourself
Beat a pet with it, if have no pet cut it off.
Rolling
roll
Roll
kys. trips get.
Put your pants back on faggot.
As much as I want you to cut it off I want you to actually do something so paper cut then salt/lemon it is.
Cut your dick off
put back in pants
Reroll
Rolling
roll