Trips decides

Trips decides

Guaranteed to deliver

roll

Stick it in a toaster

Re rolling for toaster

Cut of off with the rustiest bluntest knife you got.

Cortarise wound with base of a frying pan.

do nothing

Put in car exhaust

Paper-cut the edge of your knob

Trap it in the door.

Empty jar of smuckers into sneaker place weiner inside of sneaker with no kovement for 15 minutes

Yeah this

Roll

Re rolling for smucker sneaker

Fuck a dog

Rubber band round the nuts till they fall off.

Goddammit i will have me that smucker sneaker one way or another

Cum on your own face

Roll

Still going for the the jelly pb and j shoe

Empty superglue onto sandpaper
Wrap around dick.
Wait till it Dries
Remove.

Smucker sneaker here i come

I might do this trips or not

This

This

Smucker shoe

No this.

Make sure to post pics

This sounds hot

Ops choice.

Also timestamp first ass but.

Fak

By the divines. Ive lost

Make a small incision around the base and peel the skin upwards.

Roll.

still rolling for this

Deliver OP

Thanks man i thought it was a good idea... always works for my stepdad
Ama
Rerollarino

Rolling this

Dead thread.

So for the fucks

Superglue it to your stomach.

Hold it there till it sets

roll

Give yourself a blowjob

Hammer to the left nut.

Text your mom a picture of your dick

cut it off

Fuck my 18 year old ass.

I see a pencil through the scrotum in your future.

put it in a toaster

Rolling for the jam shoe

OP won't deliver on this but it's worth a shot, rollerino.

Damn

4 fingers in

Make three papercuts to your dick, buy a pineapple, make a hole in it and stick your dick inside.

stick a screw down it!

re-roll

Papercut your tip, then squeze a lemon on it.
Be sure it's a bio lemon...

put it in another man

Sharpie in pooper

re-roll

re rolllll

cut your ballsack open and pour salt in your testicles.

Straighten out a coat hanger and shove as far as you can down urethra

Roll

rolling

put it in my butt

cut
it
OFF

Kill yourself Faggot

Rolling for this

rolling

papercut the tip

Stick a toothpick in it

put your pants on sgt.fgt

So close

Razor blade down pee hole so dick splits into 2 halves.

Reroll

Absolutely nothing at all

Send vid of a hands free orgasm from anal play while showing face

Call police and tell them you're considering shooting up a school and that you need help.

rolling

Reroll

Fap and go to bed

He can even rush to the hospital and get it put back on.

Jack it with hot sauce

Buy a boat

Leave Sup Forums forever

cut it off

never touch it again

Rolling for roll

#
cut it of bro

#
kill yourself

Beat a pet with it, if have no pet cut it off.

Rolling

roll

Roll

kys. trips get.

Put your pants back on faggot.

As much as I want you to cut it off I want you to actually do something so paper cut then salt/lemon it is.

Cut your dick off

put back in pants

Reroll

Rolling

roll