Why don't you get a gf Sup Forums?

Why don't you get a gf Sup Forums?

Let it out

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[insert pathetic reason here]

Nice Feet!!

nice gf hairy pussy there

Not good enough

I'm too lazy to :
oppress someone,
to be oppressed
or to sustain mutual agreement each fucking day.

I have 4 cats
Even just one would be good enough for me
Don't want em, don't need em

Well I'm thinking about buying plant
It's challenge but maybe it will survive
more than few weeks

Thing is, plants don't love you
Nor do they have penises/vaginas

I have one but she's asleep and I actually care about her, so I've got a morning of fucking around online alone.

overweight. ugly. dont know how to talk to women. kissless, hugless friendless virgin. no drivers license. still live with parent. yeah why would any woman go for a guy like me?

but they grow, feed, live and die

if i wanna sex it's cheaper/time saving just to go to the brothel

love?

I don't feel need to have one. If I can get one is another story. I just don't have time to have another responsibility/chain around my legs

I'm a creep and a loser. Plus I have acne and a big nose.

>if i wanna sex it's cheaper/time saving just to go to the brothel
How much does it cost to go to the brothel once a day compared to owning a dog, even taking vet bills into account?
And no woman, prostitute or otherwise, would love you as much as a dog would

But cats do have em, am I right? :^)

Yes
And they have very nice penises/vaginas
I can personally attest to this

What the fuck is this bullshit
This
Fuck you
Kill yourself

>goodnight b

You're just jelly because you don't get to suck on a cute 1 inch kitty dick

>Fuck you
Wow... Uncalled for