How do you jerk off Sup Forums?

How do you jerk off Sup Forums?

What's your technique?

I usually grab from the base and kinda jerk and pull down, as if I'm dipping the tip of my dick in something. It gets me there quick. Then, as I'm about to cum, I just beat it regularly.
I don't use lube, and it does me just fine.

I stroke my penis with my hand until semen comes out.

bump

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I wrap my dick in something like a towel or blanket and idk why but it feels so much better than lotion

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Pull foreskin over head of penis and retract repeatedly. Block cum from coming out by pressing fingers at the base. Pee out cum later.

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crisco + hand + porn

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this but only once in awhile because this starts to burn dick and rub off skin layer then it hurts for like 3 days

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Grab the shaft and move skin up and down (I'm circumcised) slowly while avoiding contact with the head. You feel barely anything at first but then it slowly builds and the orgasm lasts longer and feels more like a gradual swell up. Afterwards fapping this way I actually feel good, as opposed to post fap depression when I touch the head and finish much quicker.

I use a certain shirt. Just throw it in the laundry, easy.

Unless you are washing that blanket every week, I don't want to know what it smells or looks like.

First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...

open 30+ tabs looking for the perfect fap list including hd vid, end up cuming from some average looking chick in polaroid. look throw 3 more tabs then close the browser and try to wash of the shame which wont go away until I forget about it and fap again

You masochist!

Left hand reverse method (palm down on top of shaft).

grip it and rip it

I jerk off inside vagina

I use a pocket pussy shaped like a mouth, simulate a blowjob, I end up using extra lube and spit if I want it extra sloppy,.

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You put mayonnaise around your dick because you lay pipe?

I have that too. Only problem is that her pussy stank.

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Okay. I wasn't sure if I got the joke or not. Thanks.