Okk, Sup Forums me and my gf are just sitting at home and have absolutley nothing too do, too late to go out anywhere...

okk, Sup Forums me and my gf are just sitting at home and have absolutley nothing too do, too late to go out anywhere, work tomorrow, any good tips on what we can do ?

Play card games.

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!1!111!!!1

You could bone

have sex in the missionary position for the whole purpose of procreation.

Give your girlfriend a Carolina Steamer.

Post results

and that is ?

heh

Eat pussy is always the answer.

well she isnt in the mood for any sexy stuff...

put it in her bum

When you have someone lay down on their back, then you shit directly on their chest and rub the shit all over the front of their body with your ass.

Read the Bible together

EVEN BETTER!

Ask her to peg you

post her pussy with timestamp and we rate it, she might like that?

CAROLINA STEAMER OP

or any other nudes

Do it OP

>implying choice in the matter?

Do the ol' rusty trombone

Make some crystals together
I saved this from a thread a while ago, worked fairly well.

kek

Fucking do it OP. Post results

Do it nigga

fuck, film it and post the vids

nobody is this stupid LUL

wont this affect you?

Tried this a while back. Really cool shit. They make for nice set pieces around the house. You can't polish or refine them though :/

a jar full of chemicals and youre blowing into it... you tell me what you think happens you cuck

I've done this with my girlfriend twice, never gets old. Still have the crystals saved from two months ago.

i keep them in my fingerbox

Wouldn't that scratch the wood inside?

fuck like rabbits... duh