How many friends do you have?

How many friends do you have?
Are you a normal person?
Are you a normie?
Are you happy?

0 friends, and I prefer it that way.

yes

zero.
no, but I pass for one.
no.
yes.

0
no x3

>friends
24, mostly cus I'm forced to see them everyday.
>normal
Nah
>normie
Nah
>happy
Nah

Why is it bad to edit cflags?

I have no friends or enemies, just bitches waiting to please my monster cock.

Thread.

>enemies
>monster
>COCK
made me chuckle

8
no one is normal
yeah
rarely which is enough

just 1 and he's actually my boyfriend. the same goes for him.
i actually like it this way and yeah, i'm happy.

I've got 5 friends I would die for and I don't doubt they would die for me. Those are my best friends and I've known them since childhood.
Beyond that I've got just your normal group of friends, maybe 15 of us but over the years we've sort of spread out. Still see them regularly though. Kids, busy jobs, you know how it goes.
Normal? No. But I can keep the appearance up.
Normie? See above.
Happy? Reasonably. As much as can be expected of someone. Wish I got laid more but I do alright

>How many friends do you have?
like 5, but they live far away, I can´t really find new friends in this new city easily. Not that I need friends, they mostly just use me because I´m a naive social retard
Are you a normal person?
a bit autistic but I can pass as normal
Are you a normie?
nope
Are you happy?
yes

what does that even mean?

>0-2
>no
>no
>sometimes

same here

Nobody knows what it means, but it gets people going

same here

>1, and its my ex..
>yes
>probably not
>no

>the same goes for him
thats what I want. which I kinda had with my ex until I realized shes a stupid bitch. but I like only hanging out with a gf. fuck other friends. good for you

what is the difference between normie and normal person? I though it is the same thing.

How do you define friends?
I'd say I have 8 friends, but only 3 are very close, but I have probably about 10 more "casual" friends.
Not a normal person.
How is a normie different?
Overall, no, but I'm happy a lot of the time.

fuck off normie

It's changing the compiler options I believe.

she is not your friend

would you invite them to your wedding or would they go to your funeral?
> they are your friends

>7 but too depressed to really hang out with them
>nope
>nope
>nope

>stupid bitch
story?

pretty much zero
no
no
no

>How many friends do you have?
15 maybe 7 close friends out of those
>Are you a normal person?
no
>Are you a normie?
when I need to be
>Are you happy?
sometimes

That's not true. One of my closest friends is my ex.

8
Im a pedo
Dunno
Sometimes

how does that even work? do you still fuck?

3-4
no
no but i seem like one
no

Then the number is much bigger. Like last month I went to a wedding where I knew both bride and groom, they live in another city but once a year we usually get together and play games like charades. I would count them in a very outer layer of "friends", but they pass that test.

she is. shes the one that talks to me.
I do secretly still hate her, but the reason I dated her was because of how well we got along. so we kinda stayed friends. shes actually texting me right now

No, we're mostly just friends. Over the years we've had "moments", like back in January we kissed, but we're basically just normal friends. We get along really well.

>2 (best friend and his brother)
>yes
>no
>no

>met her while she was in open relationship with bf one state away
>found out its an open relationship because he cheated and then when he was caught, asked her if they could be in an open relationship
>like a dumbass, she said ok
>eventually I get them to break up
>we date for a while
>find out shes still talking to him
>breaks up with me to be in a long distance relationship with him again
>he cheats on her twice within the first 2 weeks of them being back together
>still ends up dating him longer than we even dated

0
Not even close
No
"Define happy"

>"Define happy"
the complete opposite of sad

I never have lasting relationships. I was dating a beautiful woman who was highly infatuated with me. She'd run up to me and kiss me every time I picked her up. She was talking about what we should be for Halloween 7 months away. Relationship lasted 1 month.

Another girl I dated told me she once dated a guy without knowing his name. She discovered it a couple months in when we made an appointment over the phone in front of her. Our relationship didn't last that long.

I wish I had a relationship stable enough that we could make plans for next weekend and actually be confident we'll still be together.

holy shit that´s stupid

do you know the stories old people tell about how they met. Old grandpas talking about how they met their cute wife before the war and she waited for him. They mostly knew eachother for maybe a month and stayed together for a life time.

What chainged? Do we need a war to make people stay together for the rest of their lives again?

Are you a young fag? Because that group of friends you've had since you were a kid will suprise you once they get older and meet women. Most will become cucks or too busy to bother with you. Take it from an older fag, don't shut other people outside your group out. Make other friends or you will regret it.

2
no
no
meh

I think it's just our culture. It's the same with everything. We throw things away and replace them. We always want something new.

I've learned that early in a relationship women will break up with me over anything. If they say "we don't go out enough" what they are saying is "if we don't go out tonight I'm breaking up with you".

>How many friends do you have?
I got people who seem to consider me a friend but i do not feel the same for them, more like burdens that requires my presence for every now and then
>Are you a normal person?
I'm an straight male in my 20s, depressed but no one cares to notice
>Are you a normie?
I have not cared to learn this phrase
>Are you happy?
No, and i don't remember when i last was

so it's not that bad?

i do not consider suicide and probably never will so i guess it is not that bad

I have hard time sleeping, i'm always tired, only work as many days as i need to pay rent, call in sick the other days, all i want to do is sleep so i can dream, dreaming is the only thing that feels good