Your badge

>your badge
>your gun
>your OTHER gun

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>your OTHER gun

first time i've ever laughed at one of these threads
have a reply, on the house

I wouldn't hate these threads if they were posted like once a week.

instead they're posted 20 times a day and it's always stuff that's been posted before.

>you're off the case!
>still does surveillance of the suspect

>... and your other, OTHER gun
>turns and winks at the camera

>Your knife and baton too
>AND the taser

>normally level-headed and logical agent becomes enrapt in a case and lets his emotions get the best of him as the suspect strings him along

>Other gun is typically hanging on the ankle

>if you're hardworking and smart chicks are obliged to fuck you

yes but the frogs are good enough

>your OTHER badge

>then he puts a ridiculous amount of guns on the table

Ah-bloo-bloo

>That might be the most ridiculous plan I've ever heard!
>Let's do it.

>more than one is comically oversized and inappropriate for the job of a street police officer

>You can't fire me!
>I just did!

The redpill comics always tell me that my life isn't as sad as the authors. Oddly inspiring.

...

>you can't fire me, because I quit!

Name AT LEAST 5 examples of each or I'm fucking reporting literally every single person ITT.

>You won't kill me!
>You're right, I won't... HE will.

>protagonist pends 10 minutes firing an assault rifle at enemies without visible reloading
>finally find main antagonist
>after exchange of dialogue, he pulls the trigger
>click
looks at the gun
>click click

redpill comics author is the fucking poet of a generation

any idea who he is? i always imagined him as a bitter half chink.

>you won't kill me!
>I won't save you either

>this plan is crazy enough.....

>TO GET US ALL KILLED!

youtube.com/watch?v=wtz95cMICA4

spongebob

>your (you)
>your meme
>your OTHER meme

>best police officer on the force
>causes millions of dollars in damages

>THE MAYORS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

youtu.be/pzDgaGTARqE

Pick literally any episode of Gotham ever

This really just made me sad

This was great in Thunderdome