Will Jizzus return this year?
Will Jizzus return this year?
Liam Stewart
Colton Campbell
What do you expect he will do for us if he does?
Lincoln Gray
Tell me its not what I think it is ... Please
Mason Hernandez
He will return, well into the fifth bottle.
Ian Bailey
Hopefully drop the mixtape he promised us
Isaac Green
...
Kayden Powell
...
Jason Russell
...
Brayden Perez
...
Lucas Butler
hes gone
Adam Roberts
He didn't come last year. What would make you think he would this year?
It's over.
Samuel Sullivan
I can feeel somthing inside meh sayin
Connor James
I think he's gone. Truly the most epic user of all. I stayed up awaiting his arrival a disturbing amount of times.
Isaiah Martin
fucking really?
Elijah Allen
Shit would be nuclear if they could figure out how to split individual sperm like they did to atoms with the atomic bombs
Christian Watson
Spermageddon...
Easton Jones
Marry early jizzmas!
Benjamin Moore
>It was Trump
Daniel Peterson
He didn't show up last year, and someone said he had a breakdown and got rid of his jizz.
Austin Jones
Lurk moar.
Justin Russell
Yes really.
Dylan Ward
Hey there newfriend.
Mason Fisher
soooo..... you piss in bottles ?????
Mason Price
Wait He has been saving those bottle for all of these years. For some reason I had been thinking of it as if he started over each year and those are all new for this year only.
Daniel Baker
I want hope too
Julian Sanchez
It's not even piss, it's fucking apple juice. Retards
James Reyes
No, each year marks the start of a new batch.
Andrew Davis
bump for retard sperm guy
Ryan Clark
so... you improve each year ?
how ?
Sebastian Fisher
The sheer volume of sperm
Connor Russell
His neighbor apparently turned him in or some shit and he got admitted to an asylum is what I heard, he hasn't posted in 3 years
Jonathan Morgan
bump
Austin James
Riiight
Kayden Fisher
I heard it on here I don't know how true it is but I do know he hasn't posted since 2013
Jeremiah Barnes
Ol' poop condoms. I first brought this to Sup Forums.
Nathaniel Rivera
He posted in 2014, didn't post last year. Let's hope.
Carson Campbell
Op here. I actually Skyped with him last year. I guess his gf found the cum and had a freaking meltdown. It was her who went insane and got committed.
Isaiah Morales
He actually did post last year if I remember no? He lost his collection b/c of his ex and showed up with a little glass bottle drinking it? I believe he will pass by again this year.
Aiden King
Newfag
Joshua Green
no his mom found his bottles or something
Brody Adams
No you didn't
Henry Kelly
if im not mistaken he very well may have posted last year.
Samuel Harris
i wanna know how the fuck you even cum into a bottle
do you have to like, aim your dick into the neck?
Nicholas Powell
Maybe cum into something else and pour it in there? Idk man its jizzus he can do as he pleases
Caleb James
he sucks himself off and cums in his mouth. spits it in the bottle
Aiden Harris
maybe he uses a funnel?
or he cums into a smaller wide mouth container before transfering?
be creative
Christopher Johnson
bump
Lincoln Wilson
i guess we'll find out on boxing day
Xavier Martinez
Rumor has it that he stopped this because he got married and was worried what she would say if she ever found out. Actually this is not a rumor it is the truth...
Hunter Reyes
google "raw apple juice"
jizzus is not real, faggots
Jacob Campbell
It jizz what it jizz
Anthony Gonzalez
google "jizzus"
raw apple juice is not real, faggots
Levi Robinson
newfag
Jeremiah Richardson
I couldn't imagine the act of consolidating the small bottles into two liters....
Jayden Bailey
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