Go ahead try to impress us with something you can prove, or at least be prepared to answer many questions about

go ahead try to impress us with something you can prove, or at least be prepared to answer many questions about.

what's outrageous?
i have different ears and two conjoined toes

I have a watch that was on one of the Apollo missions.

prove it

I have one gender and one gender only

I have had sex with a woman

gett off my board faggot

my brother has a 1 cm penis

I grow psychedelic mushrooms

I stood next to Orlando Bloom when he slapped Justin Bieber over an argument about Mila Cunis at Ibiza.

I loved every nano second of it.

i'm going to be the next us president, and i didn't know i will actually have to do work. i thought i could just tell people to do work. i won't even get to spend all my time in my evil-villain style golden tower. i have to live in the hobo shack of the white house. how could anyone live in such impoverished conditions?!?!

I watched Simon Cowell do cocaine.

I told Michael Keaton to go fuck himself while he was surveying the damage from a monsoon that struck little Tokyo in 2007.

He looked back at me and said: "Are you trying to be glib?" and I asked him to explain what glib meant.

He explained it and i said no.

what is your lifestyle to have been hanging out in that club at that time? are you just a local spainfag? or a jet setting trust funder

i fingered ate out and got a blowjob from a 16 year old. im 24

Why the fuck would you tell Batman to go fuck himself?

I robbed a bank on foot, and got away with it, for three months.

Pedro???????

I invented the Dominoid
Avoid the Noid
around 1982 as a delivery driver

That game was the shit

A long time ago, when I lived with my mother I drank from the milk container. Straight from it. Lips all on it and took a huge swig. I got away with it to.

You've come so close to witnessing in person my dream of Bieber getting his ass beat.

That's Michael cane not keaton retard

No, names Charlie. I really liked heroin ya know?

i just had sex with my gf

I've made a girl cum 4 times in 37 seconds.

I stopped a train delrailment

Did you know she was 16? How did you even ...meet and decide to do it?

when i was 15 i got access to the complete income of a pharmacy by a bank accident

I'm just throwin memes. That's not true. You got caught in my fake news son.

These are all new phrases that I've invented as well, feel free to use them while commenting on the net. Lets get these sayings swimming. (another one).

Nah I'm from Austria and had an internship there. I just happen to be at the Armani Club thing back then.

Well that will be one of my last thoughts on my death bed. I hope I can utter a "Suck it Bieber" when I see my life go by while dying.

I do mainstream porn. Also met Bonnie Rotten and Riley Reid

I don´t have anything interesting. Is having an IQ of 150 outrageous?

its legal where im at. she just kinda told me that if i wanted to fuck her she would be ok with it, super sub chick. wants to be ordered around wants pain. amazing.

I like repeating integers

First lad to lose his virginity in my year at school, every girl I've slept with is now married or engaged with the exception of my gf.

I'm only 20

I once had sex with a girl who had an orgasm so strong that she lost consciousness for 30 seconds. I was really worried for a while when I noticed she was not awake.

That same girl let me fuck her in her sleep. I miss her.

I have anti-autism, I am afflicted by the ability to read the emotions and very nearly the actual thoughts of other people, there's no off switch and looking them in the eyes makes it ten times worse. Manipulating someone is as easy as breathing in that it happens automatically anytime I want anything. I have experimented on other people, I can just as easily talk someone out of suicide as I could talk them into it, I've changed people's religions, political alignments and even their sexuality as experiments but in truth I care little for those things. I could turn you into anything I wanted. I turned my ex-girlfriend's brother into a zoophile just to amuse her, later she started dating a black man so I turned him into a muslim. I've never worked a day in my life, I'm a con artist.

But you know what? When you know personally that people are just as ugly inside as they are outside it ruins your life. I do nothing with this power, I sit here and smoke weed because I hate my own species. There is nothing that is actually worth doing.

I've had multiple ffm threesomes with a really hot ex girlfriend who ended up shooting a porn video when I broke up her.

My dad killed a guy.

It was before I was born and he won't talk about it, but from what I can gather, 2 guys were harassing my (to be) mom and my dad told them to stop. They turned on him and beat him badly. He picked up a pool cue and hit one of them, and he died a few hours later in the hospital.

He wasn't even charged.

I had sex with Lindsey Lohan.

fucking liar

I have a sign on my garage that says dead nigger storage.

when i was like 8 years old, i played penis games with a friend of mine who was like six.

My granddad was in the SS during WW2.

I am not a virgin

I did that when I was 11.

fapping doesn't count

thats the worst case of autism i have ever seen. kill your self.

If you've got any kind of outfit or badges from him that shit is probably worth bank

I am god.
I am better than god.
my parents are also god.
I am double god.

I burnt a kids house down when I was 12 and never got caught.

I am never alone when I masturbate

Our lord and savior jesus christ is always with us

>Fake and gay
Get into politics, save the world.

I'm sure my mom has something.

We have pictures of him in his uniform. My mom kept them because it's her dad, and she's always said that he didn't really know what he was doing and just caught up in the whole propaganda thing.

But there's nothing on show anywhere. And I would get in so much trouble if I went looking through her stuff.

I was on the observatory of the WTC on 11th sept 2001, I was pointing my laser at plane cockpits going by and boy oh boy

When I was three I saw my first corpse. It was my dad.

Yeah my ex passed out a few times when I was finger blasting her. It was scary at first but then it just felt like an accomplishment. I'd go in and make out with her while I was fucking her unconscious body and she'd wake up to that. The more the other person enjoys it, the more I do as well.

I was at a party in London and Natalie Portman was there.

She didn't drink at all, but she smoked a fuck load of weed.

the poor guy. pics?

Gender is a social construct.

Kek cucked me, so I'm summoning a demon god to uncuck me.

Did it feel good?

I hit my grandmother with a car and ate 43 slices of pizza in one sitting... without throwing up.

I am a fully licensed psychologist that specializes in human sexuality. I am a certified member of AASECT.

Gender is a gender construct.

Felt like rubber, pretty sure I was the 4th guy out of 6 that night.

I met Anna Nicole Smith at a party and didn't fuck her.

almost quality bait you got there

I have two right hands.

I am the brother of a world famous singer. Can't confirm for obvious reasons.

This thread has made me realize I am not impressive at all. I can't think of a single achievement, character trait or endowment about me that is even remotely remarkable. I am the epitome of an average to below average in every way 21st century human being.

I posted in this thread and got super fucking bored

I am a retired elite hitman. If you live in the U.S., then pay with cash and i'll take out anyone.

I have fucked about 30 women, 10 men, and 2 crossdressers. Most of them were Asian.

I saw Justin Bieber get detained for 6 hours from about 20 feet away. I've also seen, met, and talked to Taylor Swift. She was very nice.

I OP'd a thread and no one called me a faggot

can u post a pic of any ND hats?

i'm a coast guard hitron sniper; my job is fucking awesome

You're full of shit.

If you're willing to take cash to kill someone, you're not really retired.

THAT IS A FUCKING LIE YOU FAGGOT

I am a legit Navy Seal

It's really not. It was worth money until about 2015 when the market dropped on nazi shit.

Which is a shame, because I own a pristine WW2 nazi police officer pistol broughtback from the field that is now not worth as much.

how much to take out a lesbian lawyer that lives in a major metropolitan area? What is the best way to find a legit hitman without getting caught? What are the going rates?

If anyone even remembers it, I was the guy who wrote the script that made all the threads that posted this face.

I also started the Austria-Australia meme.

I'm not proud of either.

also I'd like to add that SS were stricly volunteer, and were handpicked by Himmler for devotion to nazism. People brought up by propaganda joined the general army, not the fucking SS.

I made the 300 confirmed kills meme.

I have dubs.

If you're serious about setting something up, contact me through my facebook page. Too many ears and eyes are out in the open here.

fb com / JuggernautFitness2/

Send me a message on FB. I am a former intelligence agent and have done some merc work south of the border during the powder war years (Clinton administration era). I have killed before and will kill again...for the right price.

just post a timestamped pic of an ND hat, or anything else showing the ND logo

Bullshit.

Fuck, now I can't even have the non accomplishment of being the least accomplished person ITT.

I got a kiss from lia once

Nice try. Why don't I show you how it's done?

Ahem.

I meant "Check 'em!"

...

Nah that nigga definitely knew what he was doing

>nigga

Bulllllllshhhiiiitttt

Justin Trudeau is a gay pedophile.

When he came to my city to campaign two and a half years ago, he stayed at the hotel I used to work at. At the end of my shift I went to go talk to him and he kissed me. Before that he was weirdly telling me how lonely he was on the road and that I looked much younger than I was at the time (20). One he tried to get me to sit on the bed with him, and finally when I tried to leave he kept pulling me back into the room and laughing saying it was just a joke.

As I was walking down the hall away from the room he called out to me to ask for my vote in the election. I voted conservative.

I haven't told anyone the story because I'm embarrassed I let it go that far pbbt