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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>Nui
I'm just glad I can talk to him. He's a really special user. He doesn't come on the threads too often, sadly. He claims Stocking Anarchy.
>Karen
Things are great for me. Added Stocking on Discord, and now I talk to him everyday. Well, everyday being the two days I've had him added. It's really nice to talk to him easily instead the rare times he decides to come claim. Just talking to him makes me smile. Sorry, I'm going on and on.
571 images. It's not growing very fast, sadly.
So, how about you? School going good?
You sure you want to do this?! I said I will bite, that means I will bite!
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Please don't get smart on my ass D:<
I was simply trying to make a dumb joke.
It was pretty gross in my opinion, DIO's opinion.
Rumia claimed
>yfw you're a waifu thread
>Captcha: Select all Pizza
Cheeky cheeky.
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KoolAid Man
Holy shit, you need to do that, right now. Like, put your phone up to a mirror or something, because I need this.
>You're still wearing the santa hat
God speed
Based.
B I G T O W E R
>mental
Laff
>physical
Ez
How much do you actually need the maths though?
still here
(Flan)
You must love him
カラミチーマス
Probably not, after all Galil is pretty trash, have you seen that hair?
Haha, sorry Flan-chan.
I just don't want people getting a bad image of Touhou, thinking all of the characters are crazy monsters.
They're cute, lovable, and only sometimes monsters depending on the artist :3
So we beat Pakistan in the first test
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>no life
>Juvia claimed
Babymetal > Dio
Oh that's cool, i've been looking to get into that series at some point, it looks intresting.
Ah, well that's good to hear.
Not really, i've been worried but i'd prefer not to talk about that.
Oh, well it's nice you've had a lot of fun with him, sounds like a very nice guy.
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Almost forgot about thread.
>Eru Claimed
I'm looking at some stuff that I'm gonna wishlist to get myself after I get some money for christmas.
>Comfortably Numb
>wrong album cover
smh
You can't ruin the mood, tell me about it, what are you planning to do, if anything?
>basically dying
elaborate, dude.
What are you studying, again? Sorry if I ask the same questions a lot, I can't remember very well.
succ dicc
Kek, just hi keefak ca va
I'm sleeping like half the day away and waking up whenever I feel like it, gives the opportunity to talk to you though.
It was bad when we started talking, right? It's all better now?
Also yeah, same. I'm still on that scholarship and still bringing in those As, destroying school.
Ah alright, that's good.
Do they give muslim holidays in america? WIth how cucked the world is getting I wouldn't be surprised
You need to send me a vocaroo when my internet stops being trash tbh
Full band? Do you have someone that composes stuff or are you just playing other people's music?
Who might you be, then?
Or at least, what may I call you?
Don't die
or do die, actually.
I dunno, up to you
Are you hyped for combat or what, be real with me here
Aha, don't worry, it's nice to hear you got someone like that, happy for you and stuff. Stocking's a pretty nice guy.
I mean, considering Shiro's not overly popular, I think 571 is good
Have you been going on pixiv too?
School going GREAT the way it ended, I passed every class with a grade around an 80 and one class with a 76. Happy with it, big time.
Ran out of lines lmao
I want to but I need to do my dishes and the other cancer first
Holy fuck it's been like two hours since I said I was gonna do that
why is life so hard I just want to shitpost all day
That's fine, I'd like to hear about if you ever feel like talking about it, though.
Still listening to kirby music?
What's on the list?
What should I draw? I am out of ideas.
>Yoko
Sit at home, drink if I can get it and wait for school to start again
draw a mugi lewd
I still want a kurt cobain mustang
Only the best of the best lewds
Oh yeeeah
Dude I lost you at "Muslim" tbh
well what do you normally draw?
Well I'm bored, I'll leave now.
Draw my BITCHWHORE beating down on DIO.
>leafgreen version so you can get the party of the champ down
Bye Dio
Goodbye bored. i'm dad.
Ciao, Dio
I only love Yuuka and Mizore right now (The claimers)
No I get that. They are cute. I had a really warm and cozy feeling when I was reading Flan fan-comics. Is that falling in love?
See you, and please come back soon.
He is. Well, enough about me. Got any New Year's Resolution? Cause I know I don't.
I'm really glad I have him.
I have been going on pixiv.
I just have Monday through Thursday of this week and I get to go on winter break. My finals are this week.
I will, I guess.
We're missing a drummer right now, but we'll probably have one soon. We've done a little bit of writing.
Either save up for one or just build one yourself.
Gonna be a network admin
>Basically dying
So I thought I was having appendicitis but instead I just had a massive stomach flu and ended up in the hospital because I was really fuckin sick, I was alright after they gave me some medicine and a shot, but I was really fuckin out of it for a while. I ended up turning in my final essay for my other class early, and passing early, by complete accident. It was glorious.
So far I've got a few vidya games and now I'm digging for some Upotte merch.
>lewd and cute
Those qualities are rare on here but you're one of the rare ones i guess
I'll try my best
I draw realistic, anime, cartoony things, landscapes if you want them.
Sounds kinky
i voted for charblzorb three times
P R I S O N I S L A N D
Not much, just the basic stuff taught in HS
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>too lazy to explain
We'll see about dying when I get there.
Honestly, I can't really say, I mean I want to get deployed and actually do something. Apply the stuff I'll be taught in real situations, but I'm also aware of the danger and what I might lose orhow it could affect me.
So I don't really know if I'm hyped for it.
And the god has forsaken us
Babymetal claimed ;)
Yes
That's been shown enough.
Oh, it must have been. Which comic?
10 minutes left to vote. Name is my choosing but I will name everything.
As much as I want to live forever, I'll pass, thank you very much.
>I was right.
Buona dolore...
Aren't they in their fucking thirties now or something?
Fire lizard, of course.
Here's some Batflan, as an example :^)
I just post cuties with scarf to waste time while I'm waiting for someone.
I'll go for now, see you some other time maybe.
Smh, you'd think they'd learn from throwing grenades all the time
Zoz
I know, it triggered me hard too, but it's a nice song
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Weren't you going to see the RHCP soon?
Wait, you still havent done the dishes? You're a lazy fuck wow. Go do them right now or no more tendies.
You also missed my nugget asmr on Discord which was pretty amazing.
You're a failure, smh
Etika leaks the waifu in a bottle
>prison island
Okay no that was too far, I'm hurt, and I want an apology, but first get out of my safespace.
>basic maths
LUUL, I barely know that, I was good in basically everything except the most useful one in real life.
Fugg
>11 days till my Birthday
H y p e
Hand
I might talk about it sometime later.
Actually no for once, i'm listening to the mall music from Dead Rising because it's chill.
Could you make a Nui ohayou?
Not really, better to not make one than to break it.
Not him but..
They're still teens.
The youngest are like 16
>build one yourself
Fuck that
I don't really save many lewds of mugi, I prefer cute
>reddit
get out h3h3
Muh dick
Can I have a sketch of Flan? If you are not that busy.
:3
I am not sure which one first.. I read too many.. uhh.. A Bad End? Fuck if I know..
ok!
OH BATFLAN!! I liked it a lot! She is like Chen from uhh.. Prise?..
Mazboot habibti. I feel you. I can't sleep properly anymore now that school is over. Not only that but I have to be careful about school coming up. This semester really messed with me in a lot of ways I didn't see coming.
Like this for example: I can't find the time to do anything or relax. When I was more carefree I would sometimes take a walk around late at night, or go for a long bike ride, or smoke and watch bad anime for a few hours. When I was younger my first date was sitting out with this girl for something like 10 hours on her lawn talking to her about silly things.
But now I must always be productive, always moving or else I am not satisfied. My friend keeps pushing me to read a few chapters of the Bible, there are recommended books piling up and collecting dust on my shelf and ultimately I can't bring myself to spend the time on them. Even if I have absolutely nothing better to do. I'm registered for classes. Why can't I chill out?
But it is very good to hear you're doing well. How is your break like in Lebanon?
Sure, right after the mugi request.
>Yoko
FIRE LIZARD GO
I like this gif
bkub, with the "honk honk" meme? I absolutely adore Karaagetarou's comics, so heartwarming. "Chirei de" remains one of my favorites to this day.
Of course, but just the possibility to be lewd as well as still be cute is something that isn't displayed often on here
Mugi is truly a high tier waifu.
I will go and take a shower and maybe have a coffee. Haven't slept all night again...
YAY!
(nom)
Oh rip, sounds rough.
I hope you have a good day, Flan-chan!
Drink what? When does school start?
I lost myself at muslim tbh
Peace, dude.
Good to hear.
Oh hey, that's pretty close.
Studied well for the finals? Studies>everything
Hire Dolmayan, I don't think the soad album is gonna work out he's gonna need work
Which vidya?
Kek, did you mix up the dates and hand it before the date? How did you pass early? They handed the results before they were supposed to or what?
Kek, I'll head over there too if I have to
brothers in arms, we can defect and fight our own war against ISIS. Commandeer a somalian pirate ship and called it the Kongsukaze
Just make sure to keep in touch, even then.
Alright, goodbye Scarf friend.
Duuuuuuuuuuuude
But to do the dishes I have to dump the chilli pepper in the garbage
To do that I need to get rid of the garbage bag because it's full
And after that I should put a new garbage bag in because there's no bag in the trash can
and THEN I can cook the eggs aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Will be glad to hear it when you do.
Kek, mall music and dead rising sounds like a thing that shouldn't mix.
I never played the game, though I've watched some clips of nova playing dead rising 3.
Build a computer instead
You feel like you're wasting your time no matter what you do? I think that's not necessarily a bad thing.
In the case of not reading the books, what do you do in that time instead of reading them? What classes are you registered for?
Well, I'm just hanging out in my room honestly. The thing I'm happiest about is being able to sleep whenever I want, I ended up sleeping most of my day away most of these past two days, it felt great. Sucks that my internet is out though, and the manager is out on the weekend so I got shafted there.
Sword boy get out
Still wired up huh? School will come up sooner rather than later- even a bit of recharging will be better than nothing.
Sabertoga. How's it going tonight?
MEWTWO?!
Fuck, NotLikeThis
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>Not knowing BITCHWHORE
Get out tbh
Alcohol. Lots of it.
January 4th I think
>too many lines
>delete one line
>it posts
didn't expect that to work tbh
Darnell Turner
IT BEGINS LADS
Basically they just did the review on my paper early and both of them passed me so I passed the entire fuckin class because of it. Glorious.
I wanna get Aragami and 8-Bit Hordes
Kabobs out
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Pretty good
>Sabertoga
Not you too ;_;
SHUT IT
>You lose the nickname
Classic Karen
Maybe not but it would be easier to just buy the guitar
Yeah I don't mind lewds while also posting cute so I get what you mean
Mugi is best k-on
HO-LY SHIT HO-LY SHIT
Fucking goat fucker smh
Stop faking a triggering, actual people get triggered all the time, PTSD gotten from some yelling in the distance is real, check your privileges you cis scum
Well, fuck. Those are pretty important.
kek, an injun and an arab man against ISIS
That would be pretty fun
Ritsu is best Keion
Ritsu is an extremely close second
Faggot confirmed
Ritsu is supreme
I never liked DR3 all that much for some reason.
DR1 and OTR are amazing however, and the game takes place in a big mall so what else would you expect?
>studying
Pffffft.
I'm going to bed now Karen. Rest nicely!
Rude tbh
Azusa is worst K-on
I would get that reference if I listened to SOAD.
It's whatever, I'd be a lot more sad if Frusciante was still with them and I missed it.
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Then let me build you one.
You got two weeks. Drink yourself shitless in that time!
The dawn of a new meme.
Yeah but like the paper itself was good, right? You didn't just fluke you got in cause of your hard work boi
kabobs will stay
or else I will accuse you of racism and have you deported out of your own country
Beastiality is best fetish tbh
Kek, that would.
I wonder what adventures we'd get up to
Assuming we don't get murdered in seconds, I mean.
Oh, I thought it was an open world thing
What does OTR stand for?
Night, dude. And don't joke about studying. Aim high and score high, you can do it.
Go listen to soad
Can you gibs me money
I am finishing up my general education courses so a literature course (that's actually a humanities credit) another literature course (but this one is an english credit) another language course, but this one is Spanish for my foreign language credit, and statistics. I was told however, that statistics will most likely be easier than college algebra was. I'd like to say I'm praying that it is, but my thoughts have been racing so much the past week since break began I haven't prayed that much.
If I started reading I'd probably stop spending so much time jerking off to loli and playing video games.... but trying so far has been fruitless.
When do you go back to school?
My mother put it to me like this after a week of visiting them for break.
I ran a marathon this past semester, and when you run a marathon your heart is pounding hard afterwards. You cannot slow down easily afterwards, and with less than 3 weeks of break left I fear I am struggling to enjoy myself even a little before throwing myself back into full time classes. But thank you.
I found a cup of ramen on the floor, I'm gonna cook that and put off cleaning my room for another day.
Would have been the rebirth of a meme if people had chosen other than firelizard
Excellent name.
Sorry man, had to throw that out at least once.
I do good without studying. No worries Karen.
>probably would be shot the day my chain of command learn I defect
FRLG? How about I raise you an RSE playthrough?
>Mfw the backlight is broken.
No, I will worry. Don't not study just because you do good, make you do good. Don't just get 90, go for the 100.
This will pay off later. I was the exact same as you before but I'm regretting it now that I'm in college. Seriously trust me and do your best at studying.
Man the threads are fast right now
>Deported out of my country
Not while Trump is president
I'm white AF
>That gif
Forgiven
>make you do good
the fuck
I thought you said I lost it a couple days ago on voice :thinking:
SHOFU AINT BLACK NIGGA
Shit my b, I'll try harder next time
I may have exaggerated my idiocy, I can do maths, and basic multiplication and stuff, but I'm retarded when it comes to division and all that fancy shit.
I sadly never listened to much of them, besides the normal car radio and stuff ages ago. I got too much to catch up on
Why is Tame Impala so good?
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You're a lazy cunt I'll give you that.
Procrastination that rivals me
>I just want to be sat on
My boy
Says the nigger that wont clean his fucking room
I don't really think it's my kind of thing, from what I've heard.
I totally would, but not for free. :^)
Because Kevin Parker is amazing.