My girlfriend didn't come home last night

My girlfriend didn't come home last night.

She finally stumbled into our house at 2pm this afternoon, still drunk and her shirt was on inside out. Hair was a mess. She passed out on the floor in the bathroom. I carried her to bed.

Gradually started hearing stories about her taking way too much molly at the club during girls night out. Heard from a reliable source she was seen getting fucked standing doggie style in the men's bathroom and she had cum on her face. It's her favorite position.

Eventually she woke up and we had a huge argument. She stormed off and slammed the front door, then drove away.
She just sent me this. What do?

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You should have made her some hard boiled eggs and forced her to eat them before she could leave.

keep writing those cuck fantasys

Let her fuck

Kill yourself, you useless cuck

an hero

Fake and gay.

Literally start shaking right now

Who's name is the house in? If the house is in your name then pack up her shit and throw it out at the curb. Then invite sluts over to smash.

You could you know, not be a cuck?

doox and we raid. Obviously you send this to her motherr

Start to understand that most Sup Forumstards know how to reverse image search. Now fuck of with your fake ass wanna be a faggot cuck bullshit.

Amazing how she sent that from a digital camera

The house is in her name. She's a nurse and I deliver pizzas for Papa Johns.

This. OP, you forgot to do this.

>My girlfriend
>I carried her
>She just sent me this

So many lies, but none of these will ever be a possibility for you m80. kys.

send it to her boss, or parents
If she is an orphan and unemployed your lucky she left you

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always on 8

It's almost like it's a meme generator or something.
But we have to believe OP is telling the truth though.

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Boy I bet you feel shit that no one is as retarded as you are.

not even worth the bullet in the head

kys

spite her with indifference.

>You know babe, I'm totally ok with this, why don't you go and have fun, I'm going over to "girls" house anyway

then zero contact and see what happens

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completely underrated post

This is funny, I wish it were this tragic im havin a giggle over here

why? I don't get it.

pack up your shit, get ready to go, shit everywhere you can, just fuck shit up, no ones gonna blame you

Old fag

Newfag confirmed

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Pack your shit and leave. Take a bunch of her shit with you. And then leave the front door open when you go

Take the charge buddy

Dump the bitch!

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pretty simple change lock of your place and put all her shit on the sidewalk.

Hunt the guy down and buttfuck him to establish dominance.

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Start sending boxes of dead kittens to her mother's house for 3 months 1 box each week.

luv deez

listen bitch, WALK THE FUCK AWAY.
save yourself the bullshit and get out now. might hurt but you saving yourself in the future. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

Kek. Excellent reaction pic.

is this OP still?
File names dont match up

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The thing with females is that they're like little children in the way they think. They don't plan for the future, they see what is infront of them and they want it. It turns out she wants dick real bad. Fine. Although, what she hasn't realised is that as a female her sexual market value can only go down while yours can, generally speaking, only go up. In either case, she is a known slut at this point, you will degrade yourself in social circles by remaining with her. Sure, you might miss her for a year, or even more. But 10-15 years from now she will realise she's not young anymore, she may even be a single mother at that point, maybe she's even pregnant. The point is, she's only attractive now, and in comparison to this she doesn't seem to have any redeemable quality. 10-15 years from now she will be a depressed hag that's probably smoking newports and owns 3 cats, as she realised her beauty is gone and replaced by younger females. Dump her, OP, relieving yourself from her may be the most satisfying thing you've ever done.
Also this, she may have gotten pregnant and may expect you to pay for someone else's kid. Leave, make sure to keep those pictures for a court case, or atleast a DNA test.

Looks like she's now your ex girlfriend.

Wtf you gullible faggots. This is obviously the fakest thing I've seen since I saw my moms tits

She got her back blown out op lol.

Wow... If it's on the Internet.. It must be true.

The bait is strong in this one

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Lol those snaps aren't even real my dude... You keep adding it to your bs story

True advice though

I'm not Op retard.

Stop posting fake shit then faggot. Atleast learn how to spell if your going to make a fake and add words ding dong

Reverse image search ops image fake as fuck

no. I like this fake shit.

What the fuck is wrong with people having sexual fantasies?? Do you have Asperger's or something?

Professional Wrestling is fake, but that doesn't stop millions of people from enjoying it.

Drop her like a sack of garbage.

Post nudes

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Don't miss next week's episode

For all the newfags

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Same thing happened to me. This was my reaction.


Then me and a friend beat the hell outta the frathouse fuckboi in front her and of his friends with a few dowel rods.

Those were good times. Except for the cheating bitch. That part sucked.

thanks

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Soooo

tell her you have AIDS

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Call the cOPs! They let a FaggO(P)t escape!

Wow, the land of make believe.

tell her you're not gonna grab a random image off google next time

these threads always get bumped to oblivion by newfags who inexplicably believe they can get kudos anonymously. This thread would have 404'd already if it wasn't for you newfags pointing out that it's fake.

Gonna sound random (cause it is) but does anyone know if a good reverse search for webm and vids?

thats clearly a house bathroom. what club has shampoo in it..

That's one of the Milton twins...

>thread

says a faggot that posted and bumped it again

Want a sure fire way to get this 404ed? Post a bunch of loli in it and "totally real" pedo stories

Good sleuthing Nancy Drew

I know this is fake, but if someone did this to me I'd be going to jail for a very long time. That's why I don't bother with relationships.

As someone who went from beta-cuck to somewhat of an alpha male, i can't help but feel pity towards the bf's of the girls I sometimes fuck.

Almost every time this happens I try to get the basic details of their bf before fucking them. They think it's some dominate/cuckolding fetish for me, when really it's my way of morally redeeming myself after fucking them, Needlessly to say I get some serious salt from the girls after I send their boyfriend pictures/details from when we fucked.

Am I a good guy or just an anti-hero?

>being this new.

Allah bless you

My girl plans for the both of us, I feel like she carries me along, she loves the fuck outta me I'm barely half as good as her. Wonder why she likes me so much, feels sweet.

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This
I would kill that bitch.

I'd grab the guy and splitroast her, using his body as fuel for the fire and eating her with CountryBob's.

Are you fucking serious OP how did you not know to do this ^^^^

I've never understood this reaction. Unless the dude your slut cheated on you with knew she was yours, why target him? She's the one who fucked up. Fuck her up.

It's like you're putting her up on a pedestal even after she fucks around on you. Why the fuck?

moar

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your girlfriend sent you copypasta? dump her ass

He did. He had the hots for her since highschool and used to give me shit about it all the time. He did a lot of shit. For example he keyed "Alyssa" (her name) into my car once, but they had no proof cause I park away from the cams so me and her could make out and mess around after school. He didn't get busted then, but I knew it was him. Few years later his kneecaps and legs were busted. Guess the fucker was mad cause I was fucking his 4th cousin.

You win

2012 isn't old. Lurk more newfag

And before any shitstorms arise, i live in Arkansas. It's socially acceptable XD up until 2nd. Anything closer than 2nd is just not commented on in public.

top kek

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