Ask a little cocked professor anything

Ask a little cocked professor anything.

How does one becomes so obese professor

do you ever get random fags to come over and suck on your little ding dong

pizza and oreos

nope

o mighty little cocked professor: when was the last time you could look down past your shame n see your penor?

why not it's not like youre fighting off the ladies

Around 2014

How often do you masturbate? Is it difficult?

Like 5-6 times a week, and no, not really.

More dick

Do u wish u had a big dick

yes

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U got the herp?

No

here you go op

Little cocked professor? Professor in what?

what is the most embarrasing reaction to your penis been like?

obviously not in big cocks just the little ones

Decision Information Systems

It's Professor Daniel Brewster. The small dicked, fat faggot.

Had a girl flat out laugh once

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I love you

thanks user

Hug

aww

I'd still suck it, bet you make cute noises too.

How old are you and had your ball sack always looked like that

What courses do you teach?

Did she still get busy with you?

Can you put on a necktie?

And then take another photo like this one?

31, it's supported a little by the elastic

no

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databases, business stats, and java programming right now

Is this somehow liberating for you?

in a way yes, it's kind of nice to expose a secret

Are you a virgin? I'm 21 and have a small cock and am scared I'm not gonna get laid ever

You know, if you lost weight, your penor would look much bigger.

no
I got laid, just need to have low standards, you're gonna be banging fat chicks

I've actually lost about 25lbs since that picture, hasn't really helped.

Like her?
>I'm pretty skinny trust me its not weight we are born small

something like that

How long is it on cm? and hard?

I have similar flaccid penis, but hard it gets around 13,14 cm. I have had plenty of sex and none of the gfs has ever complained. It's a matter of confidence, one gf made fun of my size but usually she would orgasm every time we had sex, she never mentioned the size ever again. Plus it's easier to do anal with that size.

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When was the last time you had sex? I have a current gf of 4 years, we do it around 4 times a week and I still fap almost everyday at night.

about 8 months ago

man i used to be like you
stop eating bro.. it works
your dick will 'grow' about 3 inches
fuck

Utterly disgusting, and these are the people "teaching" our children and we wonder why the entire world is going to hell.

Do you feel powerful standing in front of a bunch of drug addled teenagers lecturing them and recounting the summer of 69 Mr Professor? Did you come here to infect some more of the youth with your abhorrent lifestyle Mr. Professor ? I'm not impressed by your credentials. You're nothing but garbage and you know you're garbage, you and all your colleagues. I hope the atherosclerosis due to your hedonistic lifestyle finally knocks you off so I never have to see this shit on my screen again.

Damn op. That blows. Have you ever tried supplements? Never tried it myself, but apparently some of them work according to a friend.

this .. my ex-boss was a massive fat shit with a yuge front bum, couldnt piss normally and complained he couldnt have kids (couldnt have sex) .. fat fuck earned shit tons of money and had the respect (read: pitty) of the whole company. shits me

What the fuck is wrong with the mouth of your urethra? Do you have an STD?

How do you feel when you see a big dick?

lose weight and you'll have a normal sized dick. Faggot.

Are you actually circumcised?

Or does it just APPEAR circumcised like mine?

Does it make you feel better knowing you aren't alone?

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You got tree fiddy to spare?

Ay shiet, I'm going into database management.

Super kek!