Girlfriends ass stinks when we do doggy style, but it's my favourite position. What do?

Girlfriends ass stinks when we do doggy style, but it's my favourite position. What do?

In b4 dirty bitch needs to shower. It smells even after a shower or bath

Lick her fucking asshole, duh or douse it with peroxide

reading this made me wretch

Tell her she needs to wash better, every little crack matters.

Sorry :p

Teach her stanky ass to shower since shes the outcome of her aunt and uncle fucking

People don't realise that you need to literally soap up and scrub your asshole. Especially being underneath your body and moist with no sunlight, shits gonna reak if you don't wash it properly

...

This. And
This.

Also, have her wear perfume.

>Likes doggystyle.
>In the closet faggot detected.
Why do faggots do this like get a female and wanna fuck her in the ass why not just get yourself a boyfriend if all you want is anus gees.

>you can only do anal in doggy

Sup Forums, ladies and gentlemen.

Wipe her ass but tell her it's just part of the foreplay.

there is nothing like fucking a girl with a dirty butt, learn to embrace it bro, fuck her raw, get shit on your dick

you're on Sup Forums

I had the same problem OP. Get one of those things swimmers wear that pinches their noses shut, and hide it in your nightstand. Then just slip it on lowkey when you guys do that position.

This seriously did work for me

>why do faggots get gfs to fuck them in the ass wtf gay

>I wouldn't do that if I ever sexed a girl

Virgin detected. Can only do anal doggystyle. Never said I was doing anal

KEK

This thread again.

But user, that IS a girl!

Is that a fucking Wizet hat? God damn his stats just JUMPED

Depends on the smell. Some people legit never get taught how to wash themselves male and female.

Some women have this musky smell that shows up when they are horny, it's important not to confuse the two because that second ones an acquired taste. Breathe in deep through your nose (trust me, I'm not trolling) and if it's natural scent (it probably is, vaginas cleanse themselves naturally) you are about to fuck some poor girl like your a silverback gorilla. It doesn't smell "good" like perfume or laundry, it triggers a head rush of whatever chemicals you need to go full alpha. Trust me if she is producing that kind of smell she want's it exactly like you are about to be giving it to her. Have fun.

Put your finger in her butthole to plug up the smell

fuck her in the shower, tell her you have this new fetish you like to do before fucking her doggy that involves rubbing soap over each other all over.

If you don't get it, you can just say that.

It's like saying there's no point in getting a blow job from a girl because you can just get one from a guy... Is that really the way you think?

Checked xx

this

Fuck her in the shower after bathing each other. That's a hard one to bring up. I had a gf with the same problem, and I just ended up breaking up with her after a couple weeks.

Put some febreze up in that bitch

This. I thought it was just my wife at first, but I fucked another chick, and it smelled the same way. Its not like shit, but its not like flowers. I noticed when I smell it, the sex is always a lot better.

Why are these things hard to discuss?

Had this happen before
>Do doggy, smell shit, instant turn off
>Tell her
>"OMG user I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!"
>try it again later on, but it still smells
>Dont bring it up again and just fuck her normally
I cum too fast in doggy anyways.

Definitely noticed this with my gf after a while.

Contrary to popular belief, you can stick your penis inside a vagina in doggy-style position.

...though it may not seem possible to you with all 2" of your Johnny.

...

Are you a juggalo?

Tell her to wipe better

That's that one autism fucker from Facebook with the autism fits at bestbuy!!! I forgot his-- HER, name.

>vaginas cleanse themselves naturally
Leave it to sexless Sup Forums to propagate this stupid ass memes.
Some smell sometimes does enhance the sex for some men but, other than that this virgin motherfucker doesnt know what he is talking about.
OP, just tell her to clean her ass better with soap not just water and a good tip is to fuck her after a shower. Stop being a fucking pussy.

Ask her politely but firm not to stink anymore from the ass while doing doggy

what is a juggalo?

the real question is why do you sniff your gf's butthole? no shit it's gonna smell

I like consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.

Dude it's a butthole, it's not going to smell great. You just gotta have her clean her ass better or something. I use soap on mine and it never smells.

>been waiting years to tell someone he cheated on his wife
>sees this thread
>scans this thread rapidly looking for the perfect post to respond to...
>shit nigger you nailed it

You don't need to faceplant a girl's ass-canyon to smell the aroma, user.

Lmaoooo

sounds like you're OP trying to justify that it's perfectly normal to have an asshole aroma that goes through your nose and eyes while you're two meters away from it

...

lmgtfy dott com /?q=juggalo

God, my dick is DIAMONDS.
Who is this beautiful creature?

ITT: people trying to prove theyre not virgins

Enough of this...3rd post in three days

I think it's Chris

you just went full grand theft autismo.

Then she's either choosing not to wash her ass out of sheer laziness or she's too fat to wash her ass properly.

Here's your (You) from me. Cool bait bud. If this isn't bait, it's pretty sad

A Juggalo. Ask what it is well fucked if I know

Lol

you know...thiner anus...girly screams...no preg...make her suffer..the usual

> implying the distance from my penis to my face is 2 meters

Anyway, it may not be asshole that I've smelt. It could be the whole sex-smell thing.

Jesus, and I thought fetishes couldn't get more degenerate than mexican sugar dancing.

Your friend is not washing her asshole. Tell her to get a fucking cloth or rag, put actual soap on it, and scrub the area. She is not doing it, and is trying to pull a fast one on you.

sniff it until you get hard. you're bound to get accustomed to it.

Always hated how my Ex tasted and smelt nasty all the time.

Literally the first time I went down on her I felt like a douche bag afterwards because it tasted so god awful, that I couldn't help but make a disgusted face which she was then really upset about. Seriously tho, my mouth tasted like shit for hours after that. I had to learn to only ever eat her out with a fresh piece of gum in my mouth because that was the only manageable way to deal with her nasty pussy.

Even her ass tasted better and I ate that regularly. Her pussy was just perma nasty, even after thoroug cleanings.

fart in her face when she's sucking you off

fuck her in missionary so you can see her tits and face like straight men do
>asshole
>shit comes out of it daily
>smells like shit
>Sup Forums mommies boys act surprised
>WAAAH THIS ISNT LIKE PORN

Plug it up with your cock

thanks for turning me gay, faggot

I used to get with a girl who was like this (about 6 years ago) whenever we did doggy I could smell that big ol thick ass. Was sorta grossed out at the time, but thinking back on it it was pretty hot and I would love to fuck her again.

sorry I should've taken in consideration that you might've been a midget infant

checked

i hope it's no news to you, but you're gay

This. Dumped my fat whore. Wanted a bj, and she still complained about the stink. Made some shit up about condoms making vaginas smell... like her ass?

>Oldfag with experience here.

Protip: Keep some Vicks handy, and fucking when she isn't looking, scoop some of that shit in your nose. You'll become decongested and will begin inhaling the wondrous vapors of menthol and eucalyptus.

You're all retarded faggots.

An angel

Take tic tacs.
Shove furiously into her rectum.
Profit???

this entire thread

Dude, why didn't you take a shower with the bitch?

lick her butt hole clean until your tongue, mouth, teeth, and gums are completely covered in shit, and you can no longer detect that the source of the smell of rotten decaying fecal matter is her butt, because your whole fucking face is covered in it

Now pretending it's bait LOL

dumbass, she TAKES A SHOWER AND BATH, SURE

that doesnt mean she ACTUALLY TAKES A WASH CLOTH AND WASHES HER ASSHOLE.

Alot of people think "water running down my body cleans me"

it doesnt.

Soap does. Use a fucking washcloth on your asshole.

And for hoots,poke a wad of Vicks in her bunghole,double down on decongestion!

Gas mask user

a fucking washcloth? so that it gets covered in poop? use your fucking finger, disgusting savage

Still ain't workin bro.
Am I doing it wrong?

Dated two girls with stinky assholes.

1st one was just a fling. So after the first time I fucked her from behind I moved on. It was rank.

2nd one was another sorta fling after a suicide attempt. She had the fattest ass but my lord did her booty smell. I fucked her maybe 2 or 3 times and moved on.

The point I'm trying to make is life is too short for a girl with a stinky asshole. She's interchangeable as much as you might not think she is.

2/10 b8, made me reply

Found more of this at JixxCams.com