Hey user, I have an extra ticket for oasis tonight, want to come?

>Hey user, I have an extra ticket for oasis tonight, want to come?

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She was probably really happy that night. In her best dress, being taken to a restaurant maybe for her birthday, a date, or a celebration.

And you're all about to shit on that happiness.

Sure babe

okay, but after that we're going to the dental surgery store

is this what americans do?
take pictures of themselves at restaurants?

Montie would fucking cream if this happened to him.

This is very obviously a British young lady.

Kek

New fags please leave

I've been here a long time. But I haven't let you all crush my spirit. And you won't crush the spirit of that horsefaced inbred simpleton in the picture either.

Sure, why the fuck not. I love Oasis

would you rather be single or date that thing?

Montie please go

it's obviously a brit, look at the teeth

"I mean Noel Gallagher is a cunt but sure bitch"

Sure, I love Beatles cover bands

Chloë Sevigny looks horrible these days

Recall the old Catholic strategy to guard men against the temptation of the flesh: when you see in front of you a voluptuous feminine body, imagine how it will look in a couple of decades - the dried skin, sagging breasts... (Or, even better, imagine what lurks now already beneath the skin: raw flesh and bones, inner fluids, half-digested food and excrements...) Far from enacting a return to the Real destined to break the imaginary spell of the body, such a procedure equals the escape from the Real, the Real announcing itself in the seductive appearance of the naked body. That is to say, in the opposition between the spectral appearance of the sexualized body and the repulsive body in decay, it is the spectral appearance with is the Real, and the decaying body which is reality - we take recourse to the decaying body in order to avoid the deadly fascination of the Real which threatens to draw us into its vortex of jouissance.

A "raw" Platonism would have claimed here that only the beautiful body fully materializes the Idea, and that a body in its material decay simply falls of from its Idea, is no longer its faithful copy. From a Deleuzian (and, here, Lacanian) view, on the contrary, the specter that attracts us is the Idea of the body as Real. This body is not the body in reality, but the virtual body in Deleuze's sense of the term: the incorporeal/immaterial body of pure intensities.

Fuck I'm keking audibly

>tfw no uglyfu gf

Reply "neigh" to this post to summon Montie to this thread.

Neigh

No, I don't know you. Please go away so I can enjoy a nice meal with my gf

hi montie
thats unironically not a thing

neigh

Montie hasn't posted in three weeks, user
I think he broke the curse

That or he got banned or doesn't care to use his trip anymore

hello Professor Žižek

it's just monte's ex gf tho not a real person

The menu looks pretty good though.
Wish I could read the desserts.

Braces, whitening, crown lengthening and practice smiling low and she'd be 10/10.

You guys are mean :C

*sniff*

bet Montie got the Cowboy Steak because it makes him feel like a man.

montie misses u

haha he is banned poor fruitcake

What was he banned for this time?

sent him a screenshot of your post, pic related was his reply

ASK HIM WHY HE WAS BANNED.

AND TELL HIM HE RATED HEADHUNTERS TOO LOW.

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did you appeal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You guys are fucking assholes.

>Now we have to shitpost Oasis FOR Montie

>I still don't have an answer
>Why doesn't he love Herbie.....

handcock

>Montie is now Patrician

It's beautiful.

10/10

Please send him it I am very proud.

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I want in on this party....

it's the official Sup Forums discord boi
discord.gg/2kZWT

discord.gg/rVebR

is montie /our guy/?

yes
he always has been

>official
you flatter me

uwu

No.

she looks happy! Yeah i'd go with her

How do I score someone as cool as Montie?

imagine her doing this to you :3
youtube.com/watch?v=xt3TYfea4Ps

this is why you're a robot, because she's probably in your dating tier and you think that you deserve 7-8/10s.

Hey Montie it's me. Are we cool?

>deep has a trip

I said "Maybe"