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Make a post that no one has ever made before.

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moot is not a faggot

As the OP, you might actually be kind of a cool, social guy who isn't gayer than a roundabout. I bet you have lots of friends and a healthy relationship with your mother and father.

im completely happy with my life and don't wanna an hero

I often go to reddit to talk with my friends, many of whom are girls who I know in real life. I am not a virgin.

Sup Forums has bettered my social skills. specifically Sup Forums. i'm glad i found this board! everybody is so nice.

I sure do love my parents who love me back!

I am a well-adjusted human being, and I use Sup Forums merely as a way to absorb excess time in my otherwise busy and successful life.

trips! woah! i'm very impressed. you're a nice human, user.

You know what I miss? Gamergate threads

I'm not a faggot.

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I just come here to fap.... Oh wait

Thanks man, I worked really hard on those trips. I appreciate you checking them, that really brightened my day!

of course, my respectable human being! have a beautiful day, regardless of what country you're in.

Your mothers bloed poes

top kek

if i cut the skin off a downey will they call me the potato peeler?

I want to moove to the Saudi and have a cute muslim bf

I'm an athiest, and I can reasonably explain why.

watch out for those edges brah

kek

I love myself and I don't want to kill all of you.

I'm really glad that no one will kill me today!

Take your post.
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Lois dis and Spudi will not trall u.

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I eat Styrofoam out of the shoulder straps of my backpack.

women actually deserve equality and black people shouldnt be considered as monkeys anymore.
9gag is a wonderful source for funny memes.

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posted that over 9000 times lurk moar

most women are not whores.

That's my fetish

simbly ebin my friend

I present to you Kitler

I'm a 27 year old virgin and completely happy with my life. I realize that life is not all about sex and relationships but rather improving myself as a person. Because of this I have adjusted well socially as well as mentally. Girls are normal people just like me who eat, fart, poop, and sleep and are otherwise unremarkable. On the whole I would say I have experienced greater satisfaction, inner peace and otherwise more enjoyment out of my enlightened state than the thousands of players trading numbers and getting laid sporadically. My hobbies, friends, and work are what I truly enjoy :)

Is this an epic new meme???

kitlers is an old, quite known site.

I still love Something Awful and Gaia in the year 2016

The mildest of keks.

Unless the post is sarcastic in which case I give it a single thumbs up, but not two as it isn't the funniest thing I've read all day but is quite good nonetheless.

nice dubs good sir! I tip my hat to u *tips*

I really really like this image

Hey guys Im new here, can I get a welcome greeting thx :3

And a cheery day to you as well kind sir! I say most assiduously, hath your closet run dry of fedoras? I can lend you one of mine

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

tfw gf

Op is a faggot

check 'em!

Hey guys check out 9gag, I hear it has pretty funny memes.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

i actually like black people and out of respect i do not say the N-word.

I disagree, but I respect your opinion

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post a pic of yourself.

dickboat>dickbutt

u first bb

there done, no one has posted this before. i win.

imagine jabba the hut, except twice as fat and you've got me.

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post that at porn-chan for the lulz, report back when you have

nice ylyl thread op!

>being this lovely and not at all edgy

your chicken
bwark buk buk bwark

That's a funny video

Why did the Brazilians win the Cold War? They didn't even have a 50th fish battalion til 1997

I listen seafret when im alone

>tfw too many gfs