REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

pls

no

I can only hope

pls

doubt

only if i roll dubs will i get a gf

Nah, I'm probably gonna die alone.
But I'm a hopeless sap, so here's your reply.

Lies

Sure

Sure

can only dream

k

Yes

test

Not sure I actually want a gf. Just thinking about all that maintenance makes me break out in cold sweats.

Am I gay?

k

shouldn't you all be in school right now?
I'm gonna go hang myself now for posting in this cancer thread.

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>uldn't you all be in school right now?
>I'm gonna go hang myself now for posting in this cancer thread.

Nah dawg, it's late December.

Great

My wish will come true

I can only pray

Nah, it's fine bud.

I've got more chance of getting trips...

[desperation intensifies]

pls

Close

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Check'em

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Sure I will

Not like i've got anything to lose

dreams.. what will I do without them...

DUBS AND KEK BLESSES ALL OF US WITH QT GFS

I already have one.

ANOTHER.

gf get!

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Hoping it was her.

No you've probably just dated shitty women. Like I have.

Why not try right?

Pls

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i cant stand normal women. bitchy, rude, think the
world revolves around them and them only.
please give me a stoner girl. there the only bitches i get along with.

I'm so alone
I'll buy a frog if this actually happens

I really need one.

Fuck I wish that was how it worked

Please

If only...

I can only wish

:^(

Praise KEK!

wat

Sure why not

Let's see

I need one that's sexually compatible
sex is like 95% important in a healthy relationship

Pls meme magic

worth a try

>tfw you know this wont work but youre so alone its worth a try

Lord KEK, I send my pleads onto you.
May the lord of darkness grant me with a qt gf so that we can lie in the dark and praise be unto the moonlit frog

;_;

Satanic trips

Jokes on you op
i have a girlfreind
dont want her though
so jokes on me

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Lul

I wonder if there's people who're that dumb they believe this shit works.

can I just be a girl instead

there is hope user , the dubs dont lie

pls gif me girlfrendo i pray

>all ill say is Facebook.com

:(

What have i got to loose

Sure op will delivar

I know this is bullshit and doesn't work and that I don't deserve her, but I miss her

So yeah, I'll try

Worth a shot

Wont work
but worth a go

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fuck it i'm desperate enough

posting in this thread for gf gains

Reply

Fuck it why not

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yes please thankyouverymuch

can dead people have girl friends?

gni

You said the same thing yesterday I am crying right now

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ill belive it when i see it.

Plz

If only.

let's try!

i wish

Dubs says This is BULL

Please.

Will she be a good girlfriend?

I DONT WANT ONE

Crippling deprression

why not

pls

yes