Does anyone own a fleshlight here? thinking of buying one for christmas

does anyone own a fleshlight here? thinking of buying one for christmas.

>are they worth the 50€ price tag?
>is it any better than using just your hand?
>what kind do you own?
>where do you hide it?

>stealth
what? Wait what? What is it?

Worth the moneys.

Better even tahn real pussy I imagine

I don't hide mine no one to hide it from

They're cold and rubbery. If you know what a pussy actually feels like, you'll hate this shit.

SO you can tell your mom it's a piggy bank when she finds it.

It so it doesn't look like anything sexual. Just say its a "piggy bank" or whatever

Yeah I find it is better than a hand but wears down quick if you use it 2-3 times a day. and I don't hide mine, Pic related

>cold

For the first 30 seconds, yeah. If you actually enjoy your sexuality and go at it for any longer than five minutes, it's worth it.

2-3 times a day, jesus christ dude

Oh ok. I thought i don't know woman's body enough

Warm it up retard

those seem like knock offs.
I used them and they are no good IMO
not even that big and i used the knock offs and they are way to small for me

Well I guess so if don't have GF or whatever atm
and saving money instead of paying whores for favours... user just get them from manufacture factories where they are made much better price

>Fuck you I'm not a jew

I got the Flight one. Its best you wrap the end of it with some paper towel because the lube and cum mixture will leak out, and its better if you open up the end because its noisy as fuck.

Its worth it. It gets used a lot, just get stuff to clean it after every use or at least every other use. Way better than using your hand.

They're hard to warm up, keep lubricated, and clean. Mine got moldy and I used it anyways. The next couple of months my balls felt like they were on fire.

you ever fucked a girl during the winter?

Yeah, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and jam your dick straight in as soon as the time's up. So real, you wouldn't believe it.

inb4 molten plastic attached to cock

Either you are monstrous in that case I would like to meet you or you bought a defect, they are fairly large haha, most of the bad dragon toys have a 130$-200s price range for the good ones

I got a 5$ one. Pretty good. 7/10

Get a Tenga, easier to clean, easier to use

You have to heat up some oil on the stove to get it just right

Or just get a girlfriend, retard.

Find a guy on Craigslist willing to let you borrow his for a day and try before you buy.

any loli version?

I'd say worth it.
Feels different from your hand.
Get a pornstar one, they look nicer and have some exclusive textures.

sometimes it can be a bit weird when people are over and ur walking through the house to clean it and when they ask what is that you show them and tell them it's ur new favorite gf
>Does what it's expose to fuck and just shut the fuck up and do nothing else

weak shit, I fap like 20hours a day.
my right arm is wrecked.

>rare white

aren't tenga cups one-time use only?

I use my hand to masturbate. It feels like my hand. I reach orgasm 100% of the time, even though it's my hand. This is adequate. No tools needed. If you need more... get a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

Take a look at the jap onaholes, for your loli needs.

Considered buying one during a dry spell. But I have a gf now so no point when I can have the real thing

I had one but I only remember using it about 3 times before throwing it away. Its not really fun cleaning up and it made me cum too fast. I know you can control the suction, but for me it was either too much suction or not enough.

You don't thrust into ur hand though so it's better fucking a artifactual pussy ass mouth cause it's a bit of a cardio session you got to fuck it so way different then just jerking off

Niggerlight, insert money and it complains.

That's disgusting. MLP faggots ruin everything.

Why don't you use your brain and put it in hot water for a little bit?

horsefuckers get out

i have one that i bought pretty cheap to just test what its like, it feels better than my hand
worth to be quite honest

got eva angelinas pussy lotus style since 5 years, was worth it, feels great, more intense than pussy, i get off much quicker and i dont even need porn or anything

just one tip, dunno if they fixed it but the cap at the end is not air tight, i used a rubber ring from plumbing to get it real tight, with that you can make a vaccum around your dick, shits lit as fuck

i want stoyas destroya but im afraid i will nut my dick off with that, that thing is the nutbuster 9000

Will you be my boyfriend, user?

O'Doyle's Sex in A Can. Feels like real anal. Nut in seconds. I took the label off because I kept thinking O'DOYLE RULES! And it would kill my boner.

oh and if you want it extra tight, get a cheap set of cock rings and put it at around the inlay, you can experiment with all kind of stuff

shit is cash. dont use it often cause it's a pain in the dick to clean

:D

That's a great method if you like contracting every single kind of STD known today.

Theoretically. I got 5 solid uses out of mine. 10 before I decided to throw it out.

...

Still less dicks in it than most girls.

Just catch a virgin. To be fair, though, it's getting more difficult. When I was in middle school there were a few whores pregnant. Sluts are just everywhere now.

kek

This

I have a gf and i still love my fleshlight.
Its not like you stop masturbating once you get a gf.

Besides, it's better than pussy sometimes.
I have the STU and it makes me cum soooo hard it's ridiculous.

I had been meaning to get around to buying that exact model, and when I finally made the leap, they had discontinued it. I will forever regret waiting.

hand is better

It's back now for Christmas.

Not all, tenga makes high quality stuff too

HAHAHA that's actually pretty funny

Lost
>mfw this isn't a YLYL thread

These are considered meh compared to onaholes.

I got myself two Tomax toys, they are pretty good.

seeing that book made me happy, took me back to elementary school.

>Make a child fleshlight
>Call it stealth
>Nobody realizes.

kek.

Wait... 2-3 times isn't normal?

I've had 2 fleshlights. Thrown both of them out. Just ain't worth it

What is that a Mary? I've got a Janine and I love it.

>Has stoya model

Best thing to do;
before, give it a 15 second rinse of hot water, to warm it up. inserting into cold object is never good.

after your fap session, immediately rinse off water, this will prevent odor/mold from forming.

This.

I also very much recommend the Stamina Training Unit - it's fucking amazing!

I have a regular pink lady one it feels good, I wanna get a sleeve with a different texture to see if it feels better

Tengas are great if you have a teeny, tiny asian penor.

Forgot to mention
DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBE, as this will break down the material on your fleshlight.
only use water based,

and yes, much more pleasant than using hand.,
usually I keep it hiding in my computer drawer

Yeah its worth the money also got david At the same time.all in all they are pretty nice

I wouldn't say it's better than sticking your dick in a real person, but it IS better than your hand. That said, there's still pros and cons.

Pros:
It feels good.
You can fuck it. Like, really hammer away at the thing. I've seen mounts for attaching it to the wall in the shower. I like to put mine between the mattress and frame of my bed, then I stand on my knees and thrust away, hands free.

Cons:
Way more effort than using your hand.
You HAVE to use lube.
You gotta clean the thing out every time you use it or it will rot.

If I'm in a hurry, I can rub one out in just a few minutes with my hand. Using the fleshlight takes me upward of 30 minutes. Between warming it up, first and having to clean the thing out afterwards it just takes a lot more time but IMO it's worth it.

>are they worth the 50€ price tag?
depends. there are cheaper brands out there, but I have no experience with them. did I spend $$ on one? yes. am I happy with it? yes. will I ever buy another one? if this one dies somewhow, maybe; otherwise, no point in having two.
>is it any better than using just your hand?
tough question. it's definitely not worse than using your hand, and I'd say it's a lot less hassle; catches your cum, easy cleanup.
>what kind do you own?
I got the flight because it's easier to fit in a drawer; also, I highly recommend the shower mount thing. nice little wakeup workout in the mornings; really keeps your thighs and ass toned if you mount it low so you have to keep a 30 to 45 degree bend in the knees.
>where do you hide it?
I don't. I keep it in a drawer in my bathroom with my condoms, lube, and other dick related items.

One note on cleaning the thing; DO NOT use soaps on it. IDK if any are safe, but some are definitely not and will fuck it up. Just rinse it thoroughly after use and leave it disassembled to dry.

I bought the destroya a few months ago. Feels amazing but the thing I don't like about fleshlight is the maintenance.

IS "stealth" LOW KEY A CHILDS PUSSY????

Don't ever use soap.

use good lotions or conditioner if u dont got astroglide or lube

just a protip from a fleshfucker of 8 yrs

I hide it in my daughters room.
>why?
Because no one would look for it there.

underrated

>microwaving a fleshlight
Lol'd

It's invisible to radar

Yes. Buy lube and clean it after every use or it'll stink up your room

Yeah I like to imagine the girl has a fever when I do this

They are pretty nice and all. But the clean up and maintenance just for a jerk off session will hardly seem worth it after the novelty wares off.
For me anyways.

Nah it's the same here. The cleanup almost makes it not worth it

"Here let me show you"
>starts fucking his fleshlight in front of company

Save your money. Masterbate like an American dammit!

You can buy a simple handheld pocket pussy at your local sex shop for as little as $8. They feel about the same and are much easier to clean. It's nice for a change of pace, when you feel like oiling up.

this guy speaks the truth, but if you can afford it you should buy one anyway becaue its a cool experience and you will love it for the first week or two.
I felt like a kid at christmas when i first went to pick mine up.

i got a butt one and have used it 2-3 times a day since last november and mines still fine.

Kek

friend lent me his for awhile. i loved it.

>mfw

>Masterbate

Had 2, tenga 3d is way better and easier to maintain.
Second best is the guybrator.

>i got a butt one and have used it 2-3 times a day since last november and mines still fine.

is it good
the texturing looked bland and painful to use.

kek'd

yeah one of us would also cum in it and then fuck the other with it and the cum in it so

the cheap eggs isn't too bad either, super fast and easy to clean plus they last for a long time even though it says 1 time use. i actually used my egg more than my fleshlight for that reason alone