Ask a 26 year old kissless virgin neck beard loser faggot who lives in his parents basement and finally got a full time...

Ask a 26 year old kissless virgin neck beard loser faggot who lives in his parents basement and finally got a full time job anything...

90% of the posters here, who gives a fuck

That's just a meme. R-right?

Well don't crack

You just explained me except younger and unemployed and not a loser for some reason.

Why would I want to ask myself a question?

Hang in there bro

list the reasons why you consider yourself a loser and then go over the list and state how the things you listed can be changed right now

It's not 90.
I live in my own apartment.
>paid for by my parents
I also don't have a job.
I also have what pseudo-scientists call "Major Depression".
My life is better than most.

Not really a question but if you're living in your parents basement, don't fuck up your full time job, or act nigger rich with your paychecks. Save that shit for a few years then buy a house car, all that shit.
Nothing makes panties wetter than a guy with money. Doesn't matter what you look like.

Ive been there, impressed girls with money, here and there, car, my own appartment, everything and what I got at the end? Surprise, they only liked me for the money.
That doesnt really works for me anymore

why not grow the beard on your face and shave your neck. George Lucas that shit.

>tfw you actually share the same birthday as Jonah Hill

I think its worse for me :(, Im 29 and I cant grow a proper beard. Am I the only one?

The only thing it grows its a shitty goatee, and it really sucks to me with all those viking-type guys these days

same story i used my parents money they gave me to rent my own place. with the same money i brought a bmw motorcycle and an rolls royce. i think i'm very close to depression and is an social out cast, i don't have real friends, people use me for what i have or what i can do. i think im worthless

After 6 years with my gf, she dumped me. I stopped working, going out or doing anything.

Im already 33yo and I know I cant get girls anymore.

What is your full time job OP?

Hello phagg0tz.

I have a full time job as a business psychologist.

I'm 29.

I make okay money - about $80k/year after taxes.

I jack off to porn every day.

My wife loves porn.

I love my wife.

I hate my parents.

Niggers.

kek 33
can't get girls anymore

I don't have a question, but just make sure you save that shit up, move out, shave your beard and fuck bitches

at least not the ones which are posted in all these "pictures you shouldnt share" threads. All I get around my age are depressive singles, ugly girls, divorcees and so on.
Of course I could try with a 22-25yo but I dont have that patience anymore

how many times did you try to kill yourself?

What did you get for a job Sup Forumsuddy. I'm proud of you

horrey shet you well deserves getting dumped. So relationship for you is pretty much having some one you can either look and fuck well. You well deserves getting dumped.

Hello, me in four years.