No fluffy thread

>No fluffy thread
>This must be remedied

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yeah, there's been a shortage of fluff recently dunno why

btw, i'll be posting Wolfgang_Spanks every now and then but i've got everything jumbled up and there may be parts of larger sets without continuation popping up. it's hard to tell from miniatures what i'm actually posting

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We got a good run yesterday, furfags notwistanding

Judging by the art, this is a new crowd, so I can probably get away with reposting yesterday's greentexts.

>Have fluffy
>Amber, after her mane
>One rule, no babies
>All good for a few years, good to have around
>One day, says she's soon mommy
>Admits to fucking neighbor's fluffy
>Woulda smashed the little shit if he was a stray
>Think the neighbor castrated him afterwards
>Let her know all through pregnancy that I'm disappointed in her
>Pops a litter of four
>Tell her "I've only got room for one new fluffy, pick it."
>Not happy about it
>Tell her other option is they all go
>She nuzzles the lime green one with a magenta mane "Dis one. Is bestest babeh."
>"Okay, then. Now we don't need these other shits."
>Scoop up the other three, drop them in sink
>Turn on water
>"Nuu! Wadda bad for babehs!"
>"Quit your bitching, they're not going to drown."
>Turn off water once they're all down the drain
>Chirps coming from drain, Amber sighs
>Turn on garbage disposal

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I'm liking where this is going.

>Sweet screeches
>Sweet crunching
>Sweet scream of "BABEHS!"
>Turn water back on to clean disposal
>Turn disposal off once clean
>Amber's crying
>"They weren't best baby, were they?"
>*sniff* "Nuu..."
>"Then you didn't need them. Now take care of Mint here."
>Few months go by
>Raising Mint okay, learned easy enough to only shit in the litterbox
>Amber doesn't even notice how little attention I'm paying to her, too busy with Mint
>When Mint's weaned, take them out to the field
>Pin Mint's leash to the ground with a stake
>Pin amber to ground by hand
>Tie tourniquets
>She knows what's coming, been here before
>"Daddeh, pwease no hurt mummah."
>Take out knife
>"Now, Mint, things are pretty easy in my house, as long as you follow the rules."
>"Your mother here forgot them, so now I have to make sure that you don't forget."
>Cut off leg "No."
>Cut off leg "Babies."
>Cut off leg "In my."
>Cut off leg "HOUSE!"
>Amber crying and screaming, Mint yelling "Mummah!", tugging on leash
>Leave Amber to racoons, pick up Mint and walk back home
>"Now what did we learn today, Mint?"
>*sniff* "Nuu can be mummah."
>"Good. That means no special friends and no special huggies, okay?"
>"Oo-kay..."
>"Good girl, Mint. Love you."
>"Wuv you too, Daddeh..."

farm.1


now, farm.2

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bump

you gotta post, nigraz

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the fact that he's standing directly behind the cannon is perfect...wish we had the next frame...

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Bookends. So simple, and yet so beautiful.

bamp

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That's.............actually pretty ingenious

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The fact that fluffies wind up the furfags so much is reason enough to keep posting them.

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It IS a lot easier to keep a thread alive with them around.

>Out hunting fluffies
>Easy to track, if you pay attention
>Scaps of food, fur, shit, it all makes a trail
>Track a herd to a dead-end alley
>Holed up in a ground-level air duct
>Perfect
>Go get spaghetti take-out
>Not sketti, the good stuff
>Go back to alley, sit down on cardboard box, open take-out and place on ground
>Wait
>Eventually, hear noises in air vent
>Yellow unicorn fluffy pokes head out, sniffing at air
>Sees food, sees me
>"Nice mistuh gib sketties to fwuffies?"
>Smile, gesture to food "Sure, eat up."
>Herd emerges
>Smarty, three mothers, eight foals, and two others
>Rounds of "Thank you, mistuh!" as they make their way to the bait
>"Mummah get bestest miwkies for babbehs!"
>"Tummy hurties go way!"
>Still smiling, get up, stretch
>Don't notice me move cardboard box in front of air vent
>Reposition myself between herd and end of alley
>One of the mothers eating so fast that baby falls off her back
>Definitely best baby, bright pink with deep blue mane
>*gasp"* "Babeh!"
>See opportunity
>"I'll get 'em"
>Kneel down, gently scoop foal into hand
>Makes cute little "cheep"
>Still smiling, bring foal over to mother
>Close fist

>It IS a lot easier to keep a thread alive with them around.

yeah, i always keep saying that and they don't believe lol

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>"Babeh!"
>Feign shock and drop foal
>Broken corpse falls at mother's feet
>"Babeh, wakies up!"
>"Why would meanie mistuh gib babeh biggest owies?"
>"I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't mean to..."
>Slam fist
>Crush another mare's foal
>"Babeh! Nuuuuuuuuu!"
>Break into evil grin
>Grab second mother by the head, throw her against wall
>Whole herd panicking
>Run headlong into cardboard box
>Can't figure out where vent went
>Stand up
>Step on a foal left behind in the rush
>Snap, crackle, pop
>Another foal lying in the spaghetti
>Pick up take-out box
>"Look at that, you left your babies behind to save your own selfish hides."
>Throw box at them
>"You are terrible excuses for parents."
>Fluffies run from the flying box, huddling at the back of the alley
>Foal crashes into the cement, spasming and chirping uncontrollably
>Advance to end of alley
>Fluffies huddled together, with the smarty at the back
>One of the mothers holding a foal in her mouth
>Must have grabbed and ran when shit went down
>Grab other end of foal and tug
>Mother tugs back
>RIIIP
>Mother holding half a foal in her mouth
>Both drop our halves
>Mother curls up around them, begging baby to wake up
>Rest of herd beggin smarty to save them
>Smarty paralyzed with fear
>Mother doesn't even notice me pick the other foal off her back and crush it
>Kick her into wall

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>Work my way through rest of herd
>One at a time, letting them ponder which one will be next
>Finally, only smarty left
>Crouch down in midst of mess, make eye contact
>"Meanie munstah gib herd foreva sweepies."
>"I did. Wanna know why?"
>"Because meanie monsta wike gib foreva sweepies."
>"Well, yes, but do you know why I killed your herd in particular?"
>"Nuu..."
>"Because you let me. You're the smarty, right?"
>"Am bestest smarty."
>"Debateable. And those were your foals, right?"
>"Was bestest daddeh."
>"No, you weren't. And you know why?"
>"Because as a smarty, your job was to keep your herd safe. And as a father, your job was to keep your foals safe."
>"But when I attacked, what did you do?"
>"You panicked. You ran, and when you couldn't run any more, you hid behind your herd instead of being at the front, giving your life for them."
>"Am bad fwuffy..."
>"A horrible, selfish one."
>"Wan die."
>"Well too bad. I'm not going to kill you. You're not worth the effort. You are pathetic, useless trash. You want to die? Find someone else to kill you."
>Stand up
>Walk out of alley

keep this thread alive till ~18:30 cet and i'll post the full brownie's story

So, that's an hour? Two?

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30 more minutes

Somebody
Post the orange juice torture
Do it

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Here's a story I haven't seen here before about fluffies trying to do a protest.

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Heard about that yesterday, wasn't expecting it to be quite that good.

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Old yeller reference?

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jkl;

are you going to post the whole fluffy racer? it's huge

anyhow, brownie's coming in a moment

OMFG, quads

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the black and green foal open his eyes and think that mare is his mother, then the actual mother screams hearing her baby talking (as seen in the truck).
Those little details man.

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#justice

let's have some abuse sir for a change

There's more?

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like 40 pages? just go to the booru and search for fluffy racer

This was great, I lol'd

damn, i wanted to find it for myself but it seems to be burried. shitty search functionality on the booru if you find it, post a link

No luck. :\ Related searches either. Looking at artist:Waggytail: 15 pages, but don't see any more.

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fuck it. i won't find it today.

look up this artist artist:spoosh
a lot of quality stuff

an example of spoosh's work

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>Free love trip to Cleveland

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I was thinking Of Mice and Men.

So, this is managing to be more entertaining that I would have though.

fluffybooru.org/post/view/40679#search=abuse

Wrote a script to download a few thousand images from the booru tagged abuse. Haven't seen more of that particular one...

There is pet euthanizing scene in Of Mice And Men?
I really should get around to reading it.

It's a clicker game. Not that much to it, but the sound effects sell it

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i don't believe it was tagged "abuse". it was just a race with lots and lots of accidents. something like hunger games but not nearly as retarded

someone should have it. it was quite popular if old

the game is something completely different.