> Took a picture of a girl's cameltoe from high school when we were on a field trip. Been jerking to it ever since.
> I was fat back then and she was a athletic, sexy, volleyball girl so she was way out of my league.
> I've lost all the weight now and have found more confidence. She will be at my friends house the day after Christmas for a party.
> I wanna fuck her. How can I make this happen?
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>I've lost all the weight
But you're still ugly
>How can I make this happen?
You can't
go straight up and rape her thats your only chance
Get in a fight at the party. Win or lose you'll get laid bc all eyes will be on you. Unless you're a pussy there is not easier way. Quit being a bitch and take some shit you want for a change.
cmonBruh
I suggest you watch some RSD videos on youtube. RSD Jeffy is my favourite. It should help you with some concepts about getting girls.
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>hang out with your buds
>drink a couple beer (not too much) to loosen up
>when she's on her phone walk straight up to her and ask her how she's been
>she will notice that you lost weight and tell her a bit (not too much) bout yourself and what you've been doing lately
>ask her all sorts of stuff and try to act calm and confident
>make her laugh (but don't act like a pathetic cloen)
>as soon as she starts to bite her lip or play with her hair you will know that you're on a winning streak
>start getting the conversation on the topic "sex"
>be cocky and funny
>say that she looks gorgeous
>make out with her
>have sex with her
>USE A FUCKING CONDOM
>spoken like a true virgin
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take drugs, begin the downwards spiral of your life for the next few years and overdose on heroin
I don't have anymore but she's hot
I dunno dude....worked perfectly fine on your mom
Tell her about how you still beat off to a creep shot of her that you took years ago. Do this while rubbing your schlong and breathing deeply. She'll be all over you, begging for your cock to be deep inside her.
wow epic bantz you showed me
Kek
You mom stinks
does that shit work?
I fell into the "the game" trap about 6 yeras ago, and it was a whole year after that when I finally lost my virginity -- and it was mostly due to my own trials and tribulations of how to pickup women from online dating sites. Since then I've lost my luster over the computer, but can close several numbers each trip to the bar.
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Your first step is to not tell her any of this
bumping thread awaiting answer to
best advice thus far
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>OP abandoned his own thread
Fuck it
I'm assuming direct control.
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Buzz?
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The Spacetta man?
>> I wanna fuck her. How can I make this happen?
Not gonna happen mate. If you were the type to go around creeping on girls like that odds are you did enough other weird shit to have a reputation as "that weird guy." A reputation you'll never live down.
this is very likely, but without OP being so vague, it's hard to tell
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>ded thread
Seems my work here is done
you can still dump your pics, just post faster
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Need Incest porn homepage
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please state the nature of your incestuous emergency
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If you have ever gone into a gym as a means of "improving your confidence", you have already lost and will die a broke lonely chicken and broccoli guzzling loser.
I fuck bitches thanks to my genetics and charisma, go back to your waifu pillows faggot
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this man knows what's up
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Welcome to Sup Forums everybody
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noice, I'm finally not posting alone
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Daily reminder that even if you get /fit/ you'll always be fat on the inside
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one of the first incest artists I obsessed over
good taste, user
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thank you bro
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wasnt sure if you like western art
best whore
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Source?
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REMOVE BEEF BURGLARS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have more, but not sauce (its burried though, need to find it)
>*Whispers*
>Kek
Damn thx anyway man
trips for another fat trip
Yes. YES. Moar of that.
not even that user, but this is how it works m8
Show her the picture and tell her you've been beating your one eyed Willy to it ever since. She'll think it's romantic that you cared for so long.
as per your demands
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truth be told you probably wont ever get to fuck her. Youve build up a whole fantasy thing about her and now, no matter what happens you will have all this shit in your head when you approach her, and it will most likely end up being awkward as fuck. that being said i think you should go for it.
open with an anecdote. create report. escalate physically and close. glhf
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