That awkward moment when you're trying to jerk off in the bathroom stall at work cause you horny as fuck and your co workers come in and just have conversations.
Strangest place you've blown your load thread.
That awkward moment when you're trying to jerk off in the bathroom stall at work cause you horny as fuck and your co workers come in and just have conversations.
Strangest place you've blown your load thread.
lol
Girl friend gave me a blowjob in the backseat of her parents car. Blew my load in her mouth going down the highway at 80mph while her parents sang Christmas songs in the front seat.
Day 2 of a 3 day train ride to go meet my gf's parents, we decided to screw around and ended up fucking on the floor of an Amtrak bathroom. They're roomier than you'd expect.
Found a quiet part of the Denver International airport, squatted behind some chairs and jerked off to lesbian porn
Stared directly at a camera while I came
Couple airplanes, chicken coop, aircraft carrier, most of my friends and coworkers houses, in my kayak, many other random places.
Amtrak is nice. The viewing cart would have been cool to fuck in. Except mine was filled with mom deodorant wearing Amish folk.
Wtf nice.
Reminds of The webm of the dude smelling his shoe while masturbating on some steps.
The Marco Polo of masturbating.
Jerking off on a carrier is easier than a small boy. Except when the shitters don't work.
>chicken coop? Story
Fucking dying
>10/10
I could imagine. Though on a 9 month underway people get comically lazy at hiding it and will masturbate practically openly in the berthings.
>Chicken coop
Had one growing up and as a young teenager was down at the poll barn it was in and just kinda felt like cranking one off so I did.
What carrier you on?
>CVN 77 reporting in
>CVN 71
Was on the Teddy Roosevelt for the 2015 OIR cruise. Airwinger though so I'm no longer attached to it.
Christ. Navy really does make you gay
Pre 9/11 in a random chicks car literally parked on the dock in front of my US Navy Warship. Also fucked another one in the C/O's chair on the bridge. Rubbed one out at various job's bathrooms, living room of family member while they slept, in drivers seat while on long boring trips, in office during lunch break,
Aww we shittttt what is that airwing...5?
My HM buddy showed me Sup Forums when I enlisted in 2011
Cr1tikal?
>showed some cock some cock
What a hero
The backseat of my car with my parents driving
blew a load a couple of times in the stalls at work
mostly to pass the time
>time spent getting paid masturbating at work=hourly wage / minutes spent on toilet.