I just had an epiphany

I just had an epiphany.

Butterface. What does it mean? Why "butter"?

>Walking around town
>Spot a perfect 10/10 body walking in front of me
Holy shit she must be so fucking beautiful.
>pick up the pace and walk past her to see if the face matches that body.
>Disappointment.png
>2/10 face
>First word that pops up is "Butterface"
>Butterface
Then it came to me
>She had an amazing body... BUT HER FACE.

On that note let's have a butterface thread. Need more of this demigoddess

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You cant actually be that fucking stupid. This must be bait.

Why am I stupid?

This

Tip top bait. You can almost believe someone could be this stupid.

you're fucking retarded if you didn't instantly get what "butterface" means

at least you've only embarrassed yourself anonymously online, but you should feel fucking dumb

ha ha in the toilet hold

What the fuck else could butherface mean?
Butterface is you is it phonetically and not having the potato power to deduce the meaning till now. Like omg guize "lawl" means "lol"

Is water wet too?

Butterfaces are great for sex. Just dim the lights and holy fuck. You wouldn't know the difference between that and a 10/10.

Girls with less attractive faces are eager to please. They will do whatever you want.

Have a few, just need to locate them.

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holy shit OP
your mom should have swallowed you

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Cheers mate!

This faggot is dumb as the day is long

Butter is tradionlly made from cows milk the is churned with a pole. Hence butterface means "churned with a pole." And a pole is from Poland. So they basically saying said women is of polish origin

np famalam

You just derped all over the fucking thread man. What the fuck were you trying to say?

The "original" butterface: Ms. Wendy O Williams

I've actually never heard this expression before. We just call people with hot bodies and ugly faces "accidents".

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Fuck me, that flew right past me.
Thank you based user

It's butterface because their faces are all sloshy, like butter. Fucking moron.

The main problem she has are her teeth. Give her some braces and she would be a 7/10 semen demon.

butterface = but (h)er face
moron

That is literally what I said.

>This

I feel you. I had no idea why Qt3.14 was funny or what it meant until about two months ago when I was bored and spacing out.

It stands for Cutie Pie, for those in my boat.

Shut the fuck up. You fucked up your timing.

Everything is hot 'but her face'.

great body, but her face.....

butterface

quack quack

In German, we use the expression "Gesichtselfmeter" (face penalty)

Not OP, I always thought it referred to her face turning your dick into butter. I don't think OP is retarded.

Fucking newfags couldn't even bother to read the entire post, let alone the thread.


Still, saging because op is a faggot

wow it took you long enough jesus fucking christ

take it easy, not everybody is as enlightened as you

>I don't think OP is stupid because I am also stupid myself.

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ITT: Faggots learning something painfully obvious and projecting their stupidity on OP for his amazing discovery.

>Butterface is you is it phonetically and not having the potato power to deduce the meaning till now.

That made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Kill yourself.

Everyone's shitting on OP. But damn I never really thought about it.

There's a butterface set of a blonde girl, early twenties, with shorter hair and glasses. If anyone knows where to find such a set it would be appreciated.

Hi Mongo. candy gram

i thought that it was butter like pic related

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Drop of some of her vids, not my finds

she's got a bangin body
But her face bro

If it's so "painfully obvious" why does the OP think its a "discovery"

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Is it becaus the OP is an autism?

k spanish fag

who is this?

Because not everyone leans into things as much as another, and what is 'common sense' for some is not so much 'common' for others.
I am sure OP knows some shit he considers common knowledge which you bunch of faggots don't know.

Who is she? This pic is pretty amazing actually. Worth the face.

Like how to post about yourself while pretending to be someone else who just randomly came long to defend you?

I wonder if there's a word for that..

Wtf 'leans into?'

Shut up nig

Hi i am from 9gag hiw do i green text? XD

I believe the word would be faggot.
You don't know me, maybe I like butting in to defend peope from arsewipes like yourself

Everything looks good "but her" face.

>Leaning
>in
>to
It's not that hard to grasp.

Sure thing, OP.

Hey, seriosuly guys, who is she? Image search does nothing for me

Christ, this is the real bait.

Answer this man. Stop circle jerking about OPs dumb question.

No its samefagging you ignorant pheasant

Who does "we" consist of?

I would like to know this as well

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She looks like fuckin' Joey Ramone!

I always thought butterface was an inspired word for ugly because rubbing butter on your face regular would spawn ache. Ache for me is synonymous with ugly. I think OP's realization is spot on.

* acne

You really don't know?

"I saw this chick, her body was bangin, BUT HER (butter) face! OMFG what a trainwreck!"

Hnnnnnnngggggggg!

MOAR plox.

What the fuck is your life man? How does your fucking head work?

Yeah, I do know.
That's what I said in my first post.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING NEWFAGS ITT

holy fuck just kill yourselves

But it has no context and means nothing here. How does literally leaning into something do anything.


Ooooohhh, you read a book and think this means learn.
Lrn2wrds nignog.

I'm still fucking puzzling over it man. It's a nonstop mystery.

No, you're both retarded.

I'd fuck her.

That's where you're the stupid one.
Nobody's talking about literally leaning in to something.
Leaning in to means wrapping your mind around something, thinking about it, looking for a deeper meaning, studying, whatever the fuck you want to call it.

>MFW I'm not even black
>MFW no face

Wat a waste

At least none of you morans were dumb enough to ask.

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No it doesn't. Never has.

What the shit.

moar

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>tfw didn't understand butterface meant "but her face" because I'm so intelligent my mind thinks up a billion different possibilities for what the meaning behind it can be.

So you've never heard it. Now you have.
Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

That owl looks full of hate.

Meh, I think OP is the second smartest person in this thread. Smartest being me, of course.

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This is exactly what it's always meant. No epiphany, just the sudden removal of ignorance

e·piph·a·ny
/əˈpifənē/
noun
noun: Epiphany; noun: epiphany; plural noun: epiphanies

>the manifestation of Christ to the Gentiles as represented by the Magi (Matthew 2:1–12).
>the festival commemorating the Epiphany on January 6.
You wat OP

The perfect strategy to improve self confidence temporarily is find a tiny flaw in someone's personality or a small mistake made by someone and make that out to be THA ULTIMATE PROOF UR RETARDED!!!!111!!!

That's what this thread taught me.

that is the biggest genital wart ive ever seen

that's actually a crotchnipple

t. medfag

>Butterface
>But
>her
>face
She's gorgeous everywhere but her face.

Get it now?

That wasnt mean, but i agree.
1. You are a woman.
2. No one uses that shitty term from that shitty book.
3. Youre fucking using it wrong anyway.

if you actually took one minute to read OP's entire post you would have realised you don't need to say that.

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So.. a cripple?

Just driving home the point. OP is still a faggot.