Just WHAT the FUCK was his problem?

Just WHAT the FUCK was his problem?

me on the left

He had to get shit done before winter came

He's Souron.

History is written by the victors.

WHERE THERE'S A WHIP

Why didn't he make a spare ring? What an idiot he must have felt like losing the one ring that would make him more powerful than most

Literally the good guy.

The ring didnt match his color

How can the same ring fit on a hobbit's hand? wtf hackson?

He was Morgoth's emo kid, Kylo Ren 0.5 if you will.

>be totally evil mastermind
>lol let me make a ring for no reason tho
>put all power into one ring
>lose ring

He wanted complete dominion over Middle-Earth

So? He could have been a benign ruler.

I wonder if the big bad guys ever think how boring it would be after they conquer everything. Oh great, another orc. Oh yay, another orc.

He just wanted senpai to notice him.

Why was he still evil if Morgoth was gone? Don't you think the defeat of Morgoth would have convinced him the error of his ways? Or at least of the futility in standing up to Iluvatar?

Morgoth wanted dominion over destruction. Sauron wanted dominion through corruption

>Lord of Balrogs dies from falling into a well
>Durins Bane killed tens of thousands of dwarfs, Fell 4km into an Underground Lake and fought manwes strongest Maia to the top of the mountain

The Balrog was the true final boss, everything after was smooth sailing

1 Balrog vs all the Ents.
Who wins?

Well fire against wood... hmmm....

And why not, the elves were fucking off to greener pastures, and the Numenoreans were literally invaders.

Middle Earth was for all intents and purposes Saurons turf.

logically? Balrog.

Tolkiens writing?, An army of water spirits Shows up just in time to save the day and countless Orcs and men of the East die in unrelated accidents

But humans and hobbits man!

He was an elf.

Yes, yes, well done, Sauron, well done.


HOWEVER

no

A lesser Maiar who rose to prominence after the death of Melkor,being his most trusted lieutenant and all.

Basically,local man saves the day on a larger scale?

>Durins Bane

Bane?

He didn't rise in prominence as much as everything else lost 99 power levels.

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