Supposed to be a nerdy, spastic loser

>supposed to be a nerdy, spastic loser
>bangs 10/10s

He's a doctor.

You forgot the part where he is a doctor

???

he's not a doctor

Chicks dig guys with money and high status jobs

that's why he bangs hot women, because he's a doctor. He bangs gold diggers who are after his wallet.

I'm a doctor and I havent had sex since my 2nd year of college, about 10 years ago. Autism trumps the MD, everytime

For a sensitive guy he is such an asshole

>Dr. John Michael Dorian, M.D.

I never new that you could have the title of Doctor, the accreditation of Doctor of Medicine, and still not be a Doctor.

You must be doing something wrong. I can't land a fucking chick even though I make more money and look better than a friend of mine who is a practicing Doctor.

he's an actor, his real name is Zach Braff

Yeah, that bothered me too. How are we supposed to relate with him when he was banging Amy Smart?

>medical doctor
>posting on Sup Forums

I THINK I HAVE A DIAGNOSIS

You're a fucking idiot.

kek

there seems to be alot of doctors around here. Everytime someone has a medical question, there's always a few posts giving medical advice that's actually legit

I'm watching it again after not seeing it since it came out and noticing that. Lucky for him everyone just shrugs it off by the end of the episode.

gook or poo in loo?

>Everytime someone has a medical question, there's always a few posts giving medical advice that's actually legit

Except the medical question about how to get a date.

How dare you sir. I will have you know that I always poo in the loo. I take offensive with what you say sir. That is not right sir. You should apologize sir.

gook and BR

....oh i see now

>gook and br

Japanese? I know theres alot of them in brazil

Get a load of Mr Casanova over here.

Correct.

Funfact: Japan at one time was so low on workers that they started a program to import more Japanese-Brazillians thinking they would be good employees and assimilate easily in Japanese culture. They were super wrong

All actors (with very few exceptions) on american television are hot. Beauty on those shows isn't informed by the attractiveness of the actor but the script. Notice how the Elliot was actually pretty hot but the characters always commented on her "flaws". You are supposed to accept that, regardless of her actual apearance, she isn't that greatlooking and somewhat insecure about it.

This is true, there's another American TV show called "Grey's Anatomy" which is secretly a documentary about a hospital where only 10/10s are allowed to work there.

Turns out they just all fuck each other.

I love how this has to explained itt, as if it's not the most obvious thing

Didn't bang gift shop girl though, the only true 10/10 in the entire run

Most hospital staff wind up fucking each other.

Long hours, high stress, mostly women.

One good department party at a bar and the biomed tech just knocked up a nurse.

>not knowing status and money > looks

But he didn't make the women wet like TV's most desireable pediatrician, Doug Ross.

Psychology doctor here: There making this up due to confidence issues rooted in an isolated childhood spent infront of a screen rather than with friends

Is pediatrician the most wettening normal job one could have? Not only doctor smart and rich but also saving kids live n shit?

>Work in a hospital
>one of the bio tech guys is a giganigga

>only 10/10s are allowed to work there

>he doesn't have yellow fever

>supposed to be a nerdy, spastic loser
is he?

What the fuck are you retarded?

No you're meant to recognise that Elliot is neurotic and has no self esteem.

There's a sliding scale of hotness on tv

If you're hot, then you're hot and you hotness is pointed out

if you're average then you're just good looking, this is the median actor/actress

if you're ugly then you'll be played by someone with a unique face