What are you, Sup Forums?

What are you, Sup Forums?

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same

There is a pink tea cup orbiting the sun between mars and venus, where a midget bathes after fuckin OP's mom.

OP can say he does not believes it, but can he know his mom isn't fuckin a midget who bathes in a teacup orbiting the Sun?

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I don't BELIEVE there is an invisible unicorn watching me masturbate.

But I'm not CLAIMING that -- I might be wrong.


That's just stupid reasoning.

I'm a fag

>I don't believe god exists but I can't be 100% sure about that.
it's this better for you?

oh, so now invisible unicorns DON'T watch people masturbate? the fuck you on about.

Top right, gnostic atheist. The burden of proof doesn't suddenly shift because the church is involved.

Well explained tbqh fams

>Theism

The only thing we really know for sure is that OP is a faggot.

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Well no, that's the exact same thing. You can never 100% prove a negative, so that is not saying anything.

I also can't be 100% sure there is no Zeus. Or no Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If you agree with your sentence, you are an atheist.

Top right, with the other intelligent people.

this is such retarded reasoning, there's a difference between GOD and a fucking unicorn

But there COULD be.

Even if there's just a 0.0000000000000001% chance

There always COULD be.

You're right, there's no way one could ever exist and the other could be some sort of mutant horse.

Dunno mate gonna wait til I die to find out, got more important things to consider

Wrong.

Also the gnostic theist can't say that he knows there's a god. He's using that word to say how convicted he is in his belief. not that he know's it.

Also unfalsifiable claim, so we can only choose agnostic.

there might be a god like being but as I have never seen compelling proof I don't believe it exists.

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I know, right? If I was Saint Nicholas I would punch him in his heretic face

I believe that there probably is something but I refuse to worship it

Actually it's perfectly sound reasoning. It's admitting that you don't know the universe inside and out and that you're ready to accept information that is contradictory to what you currently believe.

You may just be stupid.

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Gnostic Theist here
But that's a weird term, since gnostics are anathema

how can you know for sure that there is no god?

Bottom right I've seen kek personally

You, sirs, are gentlemen and scholars! I tip my fedora to you :).

strike the no

Impossible. How are you not a millionaire if you have actual proof of god? Sorry, you're just an agnostic who really really believes.

it's possible there's some entity in the universe had something to do with our existence. there's no reason to live my life in a certain manner because some doomsday faggots 2k years ago said i should.

What if I accept that I don't know if god exists, and thus have no beliefs therein? Cowardly? Under-acheving know nothing?

Insulting people doesn't make you less wrong.

Therein what?

Shut up, nigger.

how is he wrong?

The only intellectually honest answer is agnostic atheist.

what is the edgy hipster word for

>i dont fucking care if there is or is not

If you take the 'pink unicorn in the sky' and 'sky daddy who tells me what to do' seriously, I'm 90% sure you're underage. How's that for being gnostic? Fedoratards reduce spirituality and religion to this retarded easy to grasp analogy instead of actually thinking. That's normal though, your brain is still in development until the age of around 25. So don't worry too much! :)

Apatheist

Where is the Gnost with Buddhist leanings?

Well put, sir

I accept I don't know if god(s) exist, and don't believe that they exist, and also don't believe in their nonexistance. I accept that someday I may know, or may not know ever, depending on reality true nature. Why get caught up in speculation. Until further proof is found, I assume nothing.

This guy gets it. Fedora teens pls go

First of all, not a fedora, and no one's gnostic.

Second of all, communication devices are communication devices.

Thirdly, It's not an analogy for the existence of god (we don't' need an analogy, we just need the word unfalsifiable) It's analogous for the stupidity of believing in a god.

One cannot be a gnostic athiest that makes no sense.

You can't be gnostic.

what am I? hungry, and kinda horny... where the fuck is my wife!

>nothing that has not been proven yet or discovered outside of the human sensory scope can exist it's stupid reasoning

thank you, don't come again.

In my case, not true. I would have interest in the true nature of reality. I just haven't found convincing evidence to support any line of logic fully. So, I do care, I just don't know. I'm ok with continuing hoping I may someday know, but have no expectation that I will.

I don't know what the fuck I am. But I feel spiritual most when in the woods.

Actually christianism did destroy spiritually long ago. The spiritual teachings are the attemps of understanding reality through observation of the world and the self, with complex and abstract descriptions and concepts. The abrahamic monotheism is basically a dogma and a fixed, physical, and plain wrong description of reality.

This... is not what gnostic means.

But you do own a fedora don't you?

No, people would think I'm a nerd, and I'd have to stand there for ten minutes explaining to them that Anime might be the worst possible format for storytelling ever, and videogames literally lifewasters.
Why would I want those fucks talking to me?

im a gnocci pastafarian

Same. I do not believe a god exists, therefore praying to one is dumb. If I were a praying man I'd pray he does not exist, at least not in the judeo/christian/muslim sense because that guy is an asshole.

praise Noodly!

past-halellujah brothers

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isn't NOT claiming that you might be wrong just the same as claiming that you might be right

Gnosis is direct spiritual knowledge one cannot be an athiest and gnostic.

oh nvmnd herp derp

Top left ... The only rational choice. The rest are cringy fedoras or biggotry.

I know there is a God. Absolute certainty is not the measure of whether something is known or not, though.
I would never claim to have absolute proof of God. For one, I would be confusing terms, since the proof you mean would be proof that God is something inside a larger thing called Nature. God is supernatural, though.

Bullshit. That's the least intellectual answer.

Gnocchi are various thick, soft dough dumplings that may be made from semolina, flour, egg, cheese, potato or similar ingredients

>being a faggot without a real opinion
Fucking tool.

Where's the falsifiable claims in theism? If you can't answer that then you're just lying.

No, just because someone is a theist or atheist does not mean they know whether or not there is a god. By definition, to believe in god you need faith, agnostic just means you don't really have an opinion.

you forgot delicious.

I'm an agnostic roody poo

what am i if i just don't give a fuck?

You're half right.
Gnosticism is a knowledge claim, theism is a belief claim.
Gnosticism is whether or not you believe that we can know if a god is real. Not a personal declaration of "if" you know. If you did know then there wouldn't be agnostics.

Apatheism. I literally could not give a fuck

Gnocchi Atheist here

All these special snowflake labels
>Theist: Claim a god exists
>Non Theist: Rejects the claim a god exists

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