At a party last night, I had sex with Jennifer Lawrence...

At a party last night, I had sex with Jennifer Lawrence. I am a somewhat known actor but am not going to give away my name. AMA

Picture not related, but I wish it were.

Get off here, Coy

this is completely true and believable

Wow James you really fucked up

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Don't believe me if you don't want to. Can't really prove it.

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Chris pratt

>autistic

Wish I was, but no. Guess nobody gives a fuck. Taking my shit to Reddit since you guys apparently aren't into Jennifer.

ZOMG!!!

Plox giv clu of some shows you have had appeared!!! PLOCS

Gtfo then nigger

Hahaha hahaha
>you guys don't like me
>reddit will treat me nicer
Hahahhaha
Come with proof next time faggot, it's not like they will be any more believing

Why didnot you do that from the beggining?

OH WAIT

That should be because redditers are fucking brainless cows that will believe anythin!!!

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No, I just don't know why I bothered with Sup Forums. I could post a picture of her choking on my dick and you wouldn't believe me. Fuck off.

bcuz you do not have such pic

what noice she makes when you fuck her?

No sir, I believe (You) should fuck off

I believe you OP.

And by believe, I'll play along with story time.

Questions-

1: Is she shaved?

2: Does she swallow?

3: Is she down for anal?

4: Is she loud?

5: Did she call you daddy?

6: Creampie?

7: Rubber or au natural?

8: Why do my Vikings always disappoint me?

9: Are you more known for TV shows or movies?

10: Would you fuck again?

Yea, right.

Cause not just every1 can claim they fucked J Law on the internet.

Fuck off

No one fucking cares.
Go back to normie ville (reddit) you fucking cuck. Normies like you should be hanged.

So what's the point in posting then?

Well, I'll take that for now.
1. Yep, full shaved
2. Don't know, came on tits
3. Nope
4. Very loud, but was also somewhat drunk...
5. No daddy this time
6. On tits
7. Natural all the way
8. Your Vikings need down time, they're over worked...
9. Movies
10. Absolutely, she was pretty great. Honest to god, some of the best head I've had.

Morgan Freeman?

dis

You're the only one so i'll answer:

1) Landing strip

2) Wont take cum in her mouth

3) No

4) Not super load but vocal and dirty

5) No

6) No

7) Au natural

8) No idea

9) Movies

10) Fuck yea dude

Morgan wouldnt write so fast...

I don't like jaylo. You must have a grudge against your penus sticking it in that monster.

>you goys don't like me
>i'm going to take my erotic fan fiction somewhere else

>I had sex with Jennifer Lawrence.
Why not a lesser-known, hotter actress?

Fuck off, man. OP here, I was the first post.

1: Hairy as fuck
2: She drinks it
3: She is in to anal... to me
4: She likes to moan a lot
5: No
6: Came outside asshole
7: Natural
8: Wanna know same
9: Movies
10: Yes but i do not know if shell do it again

She wanted to fuck, not gonna turn that down...

Fuck off I was, nobody believes either of us anyway

Show us a pick of her you had to have taken at least one

So she fucked you, you didn't fuck her; in this imaginary scenario I mean.

same fagging

Reach for the stars man. Why settle?

Is being an actor cool? Im not good at pretending like that. I'd just feel like a big dork. Especially with some of the dialogue i hear in movies.

Also who is the most down to earth actress you've met? And who has the most hubris?

1. Yes
2. No head
3. No anal
(dude I fucked her at a party)
4. We had to keep it quiet
5. No
6. No
7. Rubber
8. ??
9. movies
10. yes

Just stay in Oklahoma and continue driving trucks.

So is she the perfect woman like the fappening pics show?

>Jennifer Lawrence.

The oscar winning actress , or just some girl with that name? Its hard to believe the real jlaw would be hooking up with randos at a party.

Im an engineer in connecticut....

So should not there be a hook under the mask?

Reckon you can engineer your truck back to Oklahoma then, huh faggot?

1. Full bush
2. Fuck yeah
3. Fuck no
4. Not with the pillow over her head
5. Called me Jesus
6. Fuck Yes
7. No condom
8. Because that's what they are good at Building hope then destroying it.
9. Movies
10. I hope to

faggot i know for a fact she wasn't at a party last night

i mean im all for this man...but. with no pic proof. idk. just makes me feel not so sure. i can understand why you wouldnt post but for the good of the nation we need it. Make america great again.

Real OP here, sorry, had my dick caught in an air conditioner. I'll answer as best I can.

1: Is she shaved?
She had a star of David design shaved into her bush, otherwise completely bald, like a 7 year old boy
2: Does she swallow?
She actually swallowed my entire penis with the force of her blowjob. I'm posting from the cock badger unit of my local burn ward.
3: Is she down for anal?
Yes, but her hairy asshole caused too much friction. I was forced to go ass to ear.
4: Is she loud?
She sounds like a drone strike on a Christmas morning, but only gets me half as hard.
5: Did she call you daddy?
Yes, but only because I'm literally her father.
6: Creampie?
Once the cock came off it all came out.
7: Rubber or au natural?
She's made of flesh, in imitation of a real human being.
8: Why do my Vikings always disappoint me?
Dark rituals.
9: Are you more known for TV shows or movies?
I'm the guy in all of those TV ads who pretends to be a doctor. I have chronic ass cancer, so I can really get into the role, plus it helps pay medical bills.
10: Would you fuck again?
I'm going to have to become a woman, but I am definitely dtf.

i believe that this is the real op

If you were Jlaw, wouldn't you?

OP is probally Kayne West

That's bullshit, but I believe it

>She's made of flesh, in imitation of a real human being.

kek

You're still a faggot