Melodeath edition
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Where do you people even find all this cuck shit.
>le cuck maymays
Classic DMU shitter
Takes one to know one
So has there even been 1 good metal album this year yet
better than original
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reminder that D.R.I. ruined Thrash
What were they thinking
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Fuck Asking Alexandria and Escape The Fate, listen to real metal instead \m/
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remember when metal was great ?
FIRST FOR EPIC SPEED METAL
RE
I wasn't born even yet
>Disarmonia Mundi
>feat Björn "Speed" Strid
AMON AMARTH BTFO
THEY AIN'T COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE
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Name a better metal singer
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what the fuck
Based glammers going after the most fertile women. Meanwhile blackies like varg get 40 year old autties
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SPEK
Everything I don't like is speed metal
is this the same kid from the iggy pop meme in thos cringe threads
hey play other people's music better than their own
What's the best DT album and why is it pic related?
top albums of 2017 so far?
*blocks your path*
wys
>anything with Anders
>best
lol
WHY DOES NO ONE ASIDE FROM 2 OR 3 PEOPLE WATCH THIS WHEN I POST IT
Post true death metal
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none it all sucks
Remember when DT did techno?
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kys
WOK
ESSENTIAL LISTENING:
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Melodeath is a good genre they said
You literally can't make this shit up.
Insomnium - Above the Weeping World
wow that is a really early dokken clip there
why is this album so shit
The more keyboards the better
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>tfw the best song on the album is Shadow Duet but only because half the song isn't sung by the dying chicken Anders
Besides glam, is there any more testosterone filled genre than melodeath?
>muh necro
>muh brutality
Yeah sure thing Cleetus, keep regaling us all about how hardcore you are for playing palm muted power chords and tremelo picking minor arpeggios while an autist bangs on a tin can at 300 bpm
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That's why best IF releasesd are Lunar Strain and Subterranean
In Memes
Lunar Kek
Subhuman
The Memester Race
Whore Uncle
Colon
Gayman
Reroute to Rememe
Soundtrack to Your Ass Rape
Cum Rarity
A Sense of Ruse
Sounds of an user Shitposting
Semen Charms
Kekkles
I finally found a girl
I think she is pretty cool
And when I see her
I love to eat pussy
Lick her clean finish
I fucking love it
She hates me and I can see
Girls that never ever call
I don't fucking care
What's fucking bitch
WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE
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"TRASH" - Mikael Stanne 1994
THIS IS THE FINAL RESISTANCE
FOCAL DEGREDATION BRING THE CHAOS INTO LIGHT
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COME OUT AND PLAY...
WAIT FOR IT...
UHH!
proge > melodeath >>> djent >groove metal > pizza thrash >>>>> nu-metal > metalcore >>>>>> deathcore
>Bestiality beckons - The anger set free
What did he mean by this. Does Mikael fuck animals?
Post essential pedocore
Genre descriptors power rankings:
Acceptable tier
>xth-wave
>any genre fusion (metal genres only)
Pushing it tier
>Old school/___ revival
>-core
Pretentious tier
>progressive
>post-
>symphonic
>avant
>any other nonmetal tag
Useless faggotry
>atmospheric
>melodic
Who is this boner condoner?
Is there any metal out there made by furries?
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Forgot "brutal" and "technical" under 2nd tier
>Soil the Stillborn
more like Soil the Strid Bjorn
Powerwolf
>Yeah I like metal
>Incantation, Slayer, Immortal, Blasphemy, Immolation, Arghoslent, Absurd the list goes on
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Is Mikael Stanne the most intellidjent lyricist in metal. I mean the sheer wordcraft this man wields is astounding
move -core to useless faggotry and you're onto something
Wew what the hell is this
Jesus Christ how are melodeathfags ever supposed to recover from this?
He's pretty good without being too pretentious or going full emo like Insomnium dude
Is this the peak of /metal/ memes?
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>melofag goes nuclear and starts crying like a little bitch because nobody liked that shit
>melodeath gets meme'd into the ground
that one guy looks like the drummer from nirvana
It's actually the same guy
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>feat Philip Anselmo
what the fuck is wrong with incantation and slayer
I don't understand
DAMNED IN HELL TONIGHT I'LL FIGHT
It's nazi music, if you listen to D.R.I., Discharge and S.O.B you might realize it
>Slayer
I literally couldn't watch this
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>W/Philip Anselmo
>Paradise Lost, the greatest doom metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Vektor, the greatest thrash metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Mgla, the greatest black metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Melodeath gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
Gee I wonder what this says about the genre as a whole.
>when someone spells Dark Tranquillity with one L
can you show me any nazi promotion in incantation
>inb4 craig pillard
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>Ft Phil Anselmo
List of bands undiscussable on /metal/
>Sodom
>Vektor
>Paradise Lost
>Opeth
>Dream Theater
>Gorguts
>Enslaved
>Batyushka
>Mgla
>Myrkur
>Any metal with a pre-fix of post
>Any metal with a suffix of gaze
>Anything atmospheric
>Gojira
>Decapitated
>Artillery
>Devin Townsend
>Necrophagist
>Wintersun
>Fear Factory
>Deathspell Omega
>Necromantia
>Burzum
>Spawn Of Possession
>Soilwork and any band who's featured Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>Sonic Syndicate
>Butcher Babies
>Pantera
>Ghost
>Any nu-metal
>Any djent
>Any sludge at this point
>Slam
>War metal
>Metallica
>Mastodon
>Slayer
>Death
>Ulcerate
>Insomnium
I’d just like to thank the true supporters of the funderground for being unwilling to put in the effort (and/or lacking the ability) to differentiate between shit and quality music, as well as funneling their money, attention, and praise toward useless idiots, egomaniacs, has-beens, shills and scam artists so they can keep up the horrible farce that has been the state of metal music for many years. Please keep supporting wannabe rock stars, hipster douchebags, egregious masturbators, corporate shitheads and your stupid friends so anyone who wants to hear some quality heavy metal has to wade through a nearly limitless sea of excrement, soullessness, and pre-chewed candy corn to find something remotely interesting. I know you need something to distract you as you while away your meaningless lives, and I’m so very glad you’ve chosen heavy metal to be your host.
>Semenslaved
looks like a bald manlet got stuck in foreskin
>band is so boring they call themselves Dark Tranquillity
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>& Phil Anselmo
>Sodom
>Show no mercy
>Hell awaits
>fucking sucked
lmao
nice