/metal/

Melodeath edition
old

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=UOOWE2A0FVA
youtube.com/watch?v=n_9kuHhh3jQ
youtube.com/watch?v=G6YqCTOBZdk
youtube.com/watch?v=mE2jmZq-eck
youtube.com/watch?v=JU5392rZoFc
youtube.com/watch?v=7N7cInXR0hA
youtu.be/b0SPda0PgNQ
youtube.com/watch?v=w7p9xZ74qPU
youtube.com/watch?v=4WAwU4uduCE
youtu.be/fos6a6qGp0w
youtu.be/ODKqgZZJsJA
youtu.be/qDficqMmG84
youtube.com/watch?v=pXmPQx3uf64
youtube.com/watch?v=dpvgHoUDHuA
youtube.com/watch?v=4F3IN0yAlN0
youtube.com/watch?v=uZXs5bNDRz4
youtube.com/watch?v=4jmj_ochRjk
youtube.com/watch?v=qHZ7FLxchQ0
youtube.com/watch?v=Vs5727QFhtw
youtube.com/watch?v=mebSi4PDC34
youtube.com/watch?v=hs9W4uk2FeU
youtube.com/watch?v=RvWJIPh0J6U
youtube.com/watch?v=faM8aZb7fd8
youtube.com/watch?v=BjdHgy3eZ6c
youtube.com/watch?v=4O5sdS9wVyo
youtube.com/watch?v=7oTEus3piWs
youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg
youtube.com/watch?v=umeM2CcWB6k
youtube.com/watch?v=nFMYHEczWmY
youtube.com/watch?v=It4aMV6u5nw
youtube.com/watch?v=LZhyP_71gJw
youtube.com/watch?v=O_1_HWxYOTQ
youtube.com/watch?v=E9ekv3aRcmg
youtube.com/watch?v=ma7DmgtEgNs
youtube.com/watch?v=Hf132ENHmKw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Where do you people even find all this cuck shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=UOOWE2A0FVA

>le cuck maymays
Classic DMU shitter

Takes one to know one

So has there even been 1 good metal album this year yet

better than original
youtube.com/watch?v=n_9kuHhh3jQ

youtube.com/watch?v=G6YqCTOBZdk
\m/

reminder that D.R.I. ruined Thrash

youtube.com/watch?v=mE2jmZq-eck

What were they thinking
youtube.com/watch?v=JU5392rZoFc

Fuck Asking Alexandria and Escape The Fate, listen to real metal instead \m/
youtube.com/watch?v=7N7cInXR0hA

remember when metal was great ?

youtu.be/b0SPda0PgNQ

FIRST FOR EPIC SPEED METAL

RE

I wasn't born even yet

>Disarmonia Mundi
>feat Björn "Speed" Strid

AMON AMARTH BTFO
THEY AIN'T COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE
youtube.com/watch?v=w7p9xZ74qPU

Name a better metal singer
youtube.com/watch?v=4WAwU4uduCE

what the fuck

Based glammers going after the most fertile women. Meanwhile blackies like varg get 40 year old autties
youtu.be/fos6a6qGp0w
youtu.be/ODKqgZZJsJA
youtu.be/qDficqMmG84

SPEK

Everything I don't like is speed metal

is this the same kid from the iggy pop meme in thos cringe threads

hey play other people's music better than their own

What's the best DT album and why is it pic related?

top albums of 2017 so far?

*blocks your path*

wys

>anything with Anders
>best
lol

WHY DOES NO ONE ASIDE FROM 2 OR 3 PEOPLE WATCH THIS WHEN I POST IT

Post true death metal
youtube.com/watch?v=pXmPQx3uf64

none it all sucks

Remember when DT did techno?

youtube.com/watch?v=dpvgHoUDHuA
youtube.com/watch?v=4F3IN0yAlN0

kys

WOK

ESSENTIAL LISTENING:
youtube.com/watch?v=uZXs5bNDRz4

Melodeath is a good genre they said
You literally can't make this shit up.

Insomnium - Above the Weeping World

wow that is a really early dokken clip there

youtu.be/b0SPda0PgNQ

why is this album so shit

The more keyboards the better
youtube.com/watch?v=4jmj_ochRjk
youtube.com/watch?v=qHZ7FLxchQ0
youtube.com/watch?v=Vs5727QFhtw

>tfw the best song on the album is Shadow Duet but only because half the song isn't sung by the dying chicken Anders

Besides glam, is there any more testosterone filled genre than melodeath?
>muh necro
>muh brutality
Yeah sure thing Cleetus, keep regaling us all about how hardcore you are for playing palm muted power chords and tremelo picking minor arpeggios while an autist bangs on a tin can at 300 bpm
youtube.com/watch?v=mebSi4PDC34

That's why best IF releasesd are Lunar Strain and Subterranean

youtube.com/watch?v=hs9W4uk2FeU
JUST

In Memes

Lunar Kek
Subhuman
The Memester Race
Whore Uncle
Colon
Gayman
Reroute to Rememe
Soundtrack to Your Ass Rape
Cum Rarity
A Sense of Ruse
Sounds of an user Shitposting
Semen Charms
Kekkles

I finally found a girl
I think she is pretty cool
And when I see her
I love to eat pussy
Lick her clean finish
I fucking love it
She hates me and I can see
Girls that never ever call
I don't fucking care
What's fucking bitch

WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE
youtube.com/watch?v=RvWJIPh0J6U

youtube.com/watch?v=faM8aZb7fd8
FUCK

"TRASH" - Mikael Stanne 1994

THIS IS THE FINAL RESISTANCE

youtube.com/watch?v=BjdHgy3eZ6c
MY

FOCAL DEGREDATION BRING THE CHAOS INTO LIGHT
youtube.com/watch?v=4O5sdS9wVyo

COME OUT AND PLAY...
WAIT FOR IT...
UHH!

youtube.com/watch?v=7oTEus3piWs
SHIT

proge > melodeath >>> djent >groove metal > pizza thrash >>>>> nu-metal > metalcore >>>>>> deathcore

>Bestiality beckons - The anger set free

What did he mean by this. Does Mikael fuck animals?

Post essential pedocore

youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg

Genre descriptors power rankings:

Acceptable tier
>xth-wave
>any genre fusion (metal genres only)

Pushing it tier
>Old school/___ revival
>-core

Pretentious tier
>progressive
>post-
>symphonic
>avant
>any other nonmetal tag

Useless faggotry
>atmospheric
>melodic

Who is this boner condoner?

Is there any metal out there made by furries?

...

Forgot "brutal" and "technical" under 2nd tier

>Soil the Stillborn
more like Soil the Strid Bjorn

Powerwolf

>Yeah I like metal
>Incantation, Slayer, Immortal, Blasphemy, Immolation, Arghoslent, Absurd the list goes on

youtube.com/watch?v=umeM2CcWB6k
UP

...

Is Mikael Stanne the most intellidjent lyricist in metal. I mean the sheer wordcraft this man wields is astounding

move -core to useless faggotry and you're onto something

Wew what the hell is this

Jesus Christ how are melodeathfags ever supposed to recover from this?

Wow
youtube.com/watch?v=nFMYHEczWmY

youtube.com/watch?v=It4aMV6u5nw
SENPAI

He's pretty good without being too pretentious or going full emo like Insomnium dude

Is this the peak of /metal/ memes?
youtube.com/watch?v=LZhyP_71gJw

>melofag goes nuclear and starts crying like a little bitch because nobody liked that shit
>melodeath gets meme'd into the ground

that one guy looks like the drummer from nirvana

It's actually the same guy

youtube.com/watch?v=O_1_HWxYOTQ
>feat Philip Anselmo

what the fuck is wrong with incantation and slayer

I don't understand

DAMNED IN HELL TONIGHT I'LL FIGHT

It's nazi music, if you listen to D.R.I., Discharge and S.O.B you might realize it

>Slayer

I literally couldn't watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=E9ekv3aRcmg
>W/Philip Anselmo

>Paradise Lost, the greatest doom metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Vektor, the greatest thrash metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Mgla, the greatest black metal band of all time gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
>Melodeath gets memed into oblivion by /metal/
Gee I wonder what this says about the genre as a whole.

>when someone spells Dark Tranquillity with one L

can you show me any nazi promotion in incantation
>inb4 craig pillard

youtube.com/watch?v=ma7DmgtEgNs
>Ft Phil Anselmo

List of bands undiscussable on /metal/

>Sodom
>Vektor
>Paradise Lost
>Opeth
>Dream Theater
>Gorguts
>Enslaved
>Batyushka
>Mgla
>Myrkur
>Any metal with a pre-fix of post
>Any metal with a suffix of gaze
>Anything atmospheric
>Gojira
>Decapitated
>Artillery
>Devin Townsend
>Necrophagist
>Wintersun
>Fear Factory
>Deathspell Omega
>Necromantia
>Burzum
>Spawn Of Possession
>Soilwork and any band who's featured Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>Sonic Syndicate
>Butcher Babies
>Pantera
>Ghost
>Any nu-metal
>Any djent
>Any sludge at this point
>Slam
>War metal
>Metallica
>Mastodon
>Slayer
>Death
>Ulcerate
>Insomnium

I’d just like to thank the true supporters of the funderground for being unwilling to put in the effort (and/or lacking the ability) to differentiate between shit and quality music, as well as funneling their money, attention, and praise toward useless idiots, egomaniacs, has-beens, shills and scam artists so they can keep up the horrible farce that has been the state of metal music for many years. Please keep supporting wannabe rock stars, hipster douchebags, egregious masturbators, corporate shitheads and your stupid friends so anyone who wants to hear some quality heavy metal has to wade through a nearly limitless sea of excrement, soullessness, and pre-chewed candy corn to find something remotely interesting. I know you need something to distract you as you while away your meaningless lives, and I’m so very glad you’ve chosen heavy metal to be your host.

>Semenslaved

looks like a bald manlet got stuck in foreskin

>band is so boring they call themselves Dark Tranquillity

youtube.com/watch?v=Hf132ENHmKw
>& Phil Anselmo

>Sodom

>Show no mercy
>Hell awaits
>fucking sucked

lmao

nice