ITT: poorly describe a video game & anons try to guess it. i'll start

ITT: poorly describe a video game & anons try to guess it. i'll start

>human robot
>bombs
>monster balloons

call of duty, dunno which tho

>constantly harassed by a nigger in a cowboy hat
> psshk blip blip blip pow pow pow

INCORRECT. try again

>everyone says you can't kill the dragon
>you kill the dragon
>the whole world goes to shit because of you

Fallout 3

>Ponytail artist
>Pet rat
>is trapped

>get over here
>ten

Bomber man?

Fallout 4

Bomberman

Megaman

correct.

Comix Zone

>SORRY NOTHING

>Entitled rich white boy falls from the sky and suddenly he's Rambo.

Skyrim

>sort of world war 2
>you're poor farmer with a big gun
>objective: kill everyone

>die
>die again
>keep dying
>REEEEEEE!

Nailed it

>Ancient Aliens
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dragon Age: Origins?

Hotline Miami

If you say Dark Souls, you're hipster cuck.

>G
>B

nope

far cry

Fallout 4

>Everybody hates the first guy you meet
>SKREEEEE
>Wheres my fucking ring faggot?

Shit, fucked up the name the first time, my sister played both a lot and I got em mixed up. dragon's dogma?

MkX

>mom is a cunt
>inb4 ded

correct

But I played dark souls before it was cool.....

>C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOO

super boy

>Doom rip off

hipster cuck

>pink blob
>clouds
>angry plant

Duke Nukem 3D? Quake? Shadow Warrior?

>crawling through dirt
>hit by falling clothing
>save big tits from big tits

>Guy goes back to his hometown after five years
>framed for a crime
>finds out his mother is dead
>Older brother gets arrested
>travels throughout three cities in a California-like state,earning money by pulling jobs for cops and other gangsters to bail him out
>first Game in This series where you could customize character And change physical appearance

>abused, no one left to love me
>find a trapdoor under my rug, jump down to escape my mother
>collect random shit and take/eat whatever I find.
>get strong enough to kill mother, crawl up her Vagina to finish the job
>kill her heart. Finish the job.

No Man's Sky

GTA san andreas you stupid cunt. read the rules. discribe it poorly, not perfectly.

Binding of isaac, great game

the binding of isaac

>red car
>jumps over buildings
>first scrolling platform game

>stupid blue hedgehog
>kys

Yes

Morrowind

>It's me, overused nintendo character!

which one gave it away? the skree or the wheres my fucking ring?

>bootleg mario
>lottery

>Little kid gets sucked into a giant blob
>Mind control

Clik to walk
Clik to fight
Stupid skeltons
Cows r evil

ehhh i forgot its name, was it a fighting snes title with a raptor and shit like that?

Diablo II

sonic stfu

Yes

Make cookies
Title character isnt even in game.

natural killer

>fighting war, don't even know what for
>have to go steal briefcase from the enemy
>everyone around me wears exotic hats.

There's also a new one the Xbox One.

Still not telling though

>Wake up
>grab brush
>put on makeup
>hide scars
>fade away shake up

tf2?
i have it on the tip of my mouth now

counter strike of the ancients 2

>Be traffic cop
>Blast the shit out of everything I see
>Become robot

Yeah

>I Was Born In The USA

its killer instinct

>egg
>boxing gloves
>red shoes
>old computer game

Inside.

Fucking Grade A game right there.

It's a video game where you have to try to complete the objective.

chucky egg

Hotline Miami

>be super
>be meat
>be boy

>dog graphics

Self righteous Suicide

correct

...

bird moves wings
avoid sewage lines

^trips

nope

>quick and bold
>skill unfold

You wanted to

Flappy bird

fucked around and got triple double

>brown people vs you
>heal by breaking your own finger

grind

Pshychotic Australian steals gems from angry midget

I fucking love how 1 sentence allows you to know what game it is instantly as long as you've played it.

far cry 3

ChexQuest

Sonic

zoz

>I AM ERROR

OK let me try again.

>Theft of Grand Automobile
>In San Andreas

>die
>not actually dead
>kill

>am space cadet
>space academy is destroyed by Hentai monster
>escape by leaving everyone to die
>now just travel from planet to planet Collecting random shit for some grandmother on a rocket wheelchair
>trying to seal away another Hentai Tenecle a monster.

Yep.
>CUBES
>CUBES
>CUUUBBBEEESS
>3+(?)d

nope.

Binding of isaac