Ask a guy who could pull any girl he wanted, including your girlfriend, anything

Ask a guy who could pull any girl he wanted, including your girlfriend, anything

umuru!
you want a coke?

Are you a cop?

Yeah why not? haha

Nope, bartender

fuckboi

what's your secret?

hamsterposting should be punishable by death

I'd never be with a bartender kys

Confidence, literally all you need, there was a girl at my work who just started, jokingly said I'd fuck her. That night she came back to mine and i fucked her, simple

does your mother know youre a faggot?

tell me your method lil faggot

Okay then?

you have to think of a better way to extract my ass

A guy who could, would never be here shitposting.

you couldn't even pull a chair out faggot

lol this is gold

there's is life outside?

1 part bleach
1 part bleach
1 part bleach
1 part bleach
1 part bleach
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®

Enjoy

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Its not big, im average, i still make girls cum hard

Oo a Bit of a dodgy question here

gonna keep spamming this on threads till poeple us it

umaruuuuuuu