Not that good at greentext, but here it goes >be me >be about 7 >be many moons ago >fucking love ham and cheese >not just plain ham and cheese, not just ham and cheese sandwhiches: everything in between >bring a ham and cheese sandwhich every day to school >if grammy couldn't make me hammy, I would buy ham lunchables >fucking love ham and cheese >decide I need to stack up on sandwhiches, in case grammy dies of corse >this was really late at night (for 7 years old) >12 at least >make about 16 ham and cheese sanwhiches >spill my jar of mayo, dropping my knife >the sound of the knife wakes up my dog >cutest dog ever, best friend for along time >only around 6 months old >german shepard >grammy bought him for protection, didn't know she was going to have to take care of me >probably woud've picked a better family dog if she knew >but im glad she got him >back to topic >dog runs in slightly growling >go "shhhh" to calm him >obviously >can't let grammy know I'm making hammy >I shit you not at that exact moment a fucking rock smashes the window >WTF WTF WTF WTF >go into panic mode >aka run like a 7 year old puss >get a glimpse of the classic guy in a skimask >hear dog barking and a "OH SHIT" >long story short robber(S?) ran away >dog way okay >and just had to pay for the window >grammy never noticed the sandwhiches >fed my dog all those sandwhiches in my room >mfw I potentially helped save me and my grandmother from robbers by making ham and cheese sandwhiches >fucking love ham and cheese
>mfw I potentially helped save me and my grandmother from robbers by making ham and cheese sandwhiches >can't let grammy know im making hammy MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT user PLEASE CONT.
Levi Rivera
Inb4 >Robbers return >Yell to get down on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur
Jayden Jenkins
>can't let grammy know I'm making hammy
Parker Rivera
sorry in advance for being different for original story, shit doesn't play out like that >fastforward >about 12 years of age >7thgrade.jpg >ohgod7thgrade.jpg >everyone knew about the robber story >when i told it i always emphasized the ham and cheese sandwich part >nickname is literally 'ham >i was fat too, so makes sense >was somehow - somewhat popular >still a fucking antisocial nerd >like you fags as kids >brest friend is my dog Rex (howoriginal.avi) >and humanfag ...uhhhh... Mark >yeah mark >mark and i always dick around during and out of class >still bring ham and cheese sandwiches >get really jealous of some fag >really popular, somewhat a chad >eh, as chad as a 7th grader can get >anyways always calls me fat and calls mark stupid >dumb shit like that >here's where the pooping bandit rip off part comes in >just less shit >ass kid played football >had gym class with sports lockers in the changing room >ass kid happened to be in my class >happened to use the same locker for football and gym >masterplan.mov >decide i will make my name out there, but wont do it in a way they will know its me >HAM
keep thread alive and I'll cont.
Nathaniel Myers
bump
Michael Cox
bumping for ham
David Roberts
bump
John Phillips
keep going
Colton Baker
BAMPPP
Cameron Campbell
Can someone please screen cap, great potential here
Brody Sanders
pull the nigger dick out of your ass and screencap it yourself
Nolan Powell
Bump.
Dominic Perez
>at that moment, i decide I'm fully committed >i have a basic idea of the first step of my plan >im going to fuck with his equipment >a year or two before current moment in the story >i played football to try to become more popular >didnt work, but i learned that our poorfag school was super fucking anal about equipment >if you fucked up your equipment, you would run till you puke, pay for the damaged equipment >wonldn't be able to play for as many seasons as they chose, and would get massive amounts of detention >holy shit this is amazing >decide I will start out somewhat slow >once again, my pre pubescent mind is trying to keep this ham and cheese related >SuppliesNeeded.doc >fast forward a day >make grilled ham and cheese sandwich >yes, i actually did >still fucking love ham and cheese >go into my room >THERE IT FUCKING WAS >IN FRONT OF MY MORTAL EYES >THE KEY TO THE PUZZLE >a lone triangular cut old, moldy, rancid, ham and cheese sandwich >i knew what I was going to do with that gem >i was going to stuff it into the padding of ass kid's football shit >this may should retarded, but i promise you - no one would find that shit >if i cut on the stich, into the padding stuffing H&C (ham and cheese), and stuffed H&C behind the padding >the shit would harder to find than atlantas >the only way they could find it, it to destroy the equipment >they wouldnt do that >would they
cont.
Aiden Barnes
hooked, carry on op bumping
Oliver Hernandez
idunno user could they?
Andrew Miller
keep it going hammy davis jr
Mason Carter
>HAM my sides
Jackson Johnson
>>WOULD THEY WELL.. WOULD THEY!?!6!?
Carter Roberts
user GOES TO FANCY RESTAURANT AND FOR H&C NO H&C SAMMY SORRY SIR GRANNY DOESNT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Levi Edwards
b-b-b-bump!
Dominic Johnson
AStrO NIGGER IS BUmpin this sHit
Matthew Morales
Ham and bump sandwich!
Julian Walker
I like where this is going
Levi Davis
Bumping and screencapping as I go
Easton Clark
OP here am tired fags. Get a descent sized thread going tomorrow/Wednesday summon me
or maybe ill post in this thread idfk
Julian Cruz
GAY
Jackson Wood
ill give definite answer in 10m
Colton King
...
Jacob Roberts
WE WILL REMEMBER HAMANON
Zachary Watson
okay fuck ill post let me eat my ham and cheese
Eli Howard
Hi arkady! Hi mom! >toasting in epic bread
Robert Wilson
LOVE YOU RE-CHARGE YOU TUMMY WITH THE HAMMY
Xavier Russell
LET THE HAMMY REGAIN YOUR STRENGTH
Juan Robinson
still bumping
Nolan Wright
op faggot leaves mid story
Nolan Lee
ok
Chase Taylor
...
Robert Evans
>trying to keep this ham and cheese related
Owen Collins
he has to go get his daily ass pounding from the coloreds
Jason Stewart
Bamp
Sebastian Gutierrez
fags, when i stop continuing, summen me on wednesday >few weeks later >in the meantime i took the H&C sandwich and cut it into little piece >i left it out in the sun in a tupperware basket thing >i didnt even open it yet >wouldve fucking puked >i could see all the gross shit on it >mold and the moist walls of the container >have gym at the very end of the day, last period actually >works perfectly >ass kid has football practice right after school >I put the sammich in my bag, still not opened >stuffed it WAAAY down there >if someone had any hint this was me, I'd get my ass kicked >would also get buttfukkd with detention >cant smell it b/c container >go through day nervous as shit >was pretty much the lurking edge lord 12 year old >never got in trouble >was so scared >playitcool.webm >lunch rolls around >mark talking to me by my locker >waiting for me >go to grab the ham and cheeesey goodness contained in my lunch box signed from granny >he saw the fucking sandwich >fuck >he's about to blurt out "user, the fuck is ther a moldy ass gross asss ammich in yo damn luch box mayn? the fuck that shit?" >well probably not that >but he still saw >but we're best friends so he's cool >tell him my plan when we get to the cafeteria, i know he wont rat >just two more periods will cont. in this bread
Isaiah Nelson
didn't leave fag
Charles Reed
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Colton Lee
keep it alive
Ryan Parker
forgiven xxx ooo
Ethan Moore
please do Op
Bentley Adams
You said "coloreds".
Owen Murphy
don't leave us hanging like this OP
Mason James
Thanks bruh I was gonna screencap it, you gonna compile it into one or you want me to?
Nicholas Cooper
YASSSS
Kayden Gray
do whatever you want with my faggottry
Carson Long
OP here due to complications, next cont may be a few more minutes than expected If thread dies, summon me on wednesday
Jeremiah Morris
Preliminary research has shown that a single compound found in bee venom can destroy HIV, but it takes nanoscale engineering to get the process to work effectively.
Isaac Wood
If you finish tonight I'll post a pic of my ass
Parker Gutierrez
You better do faggot
Owen Gutierrez
1-4 hamncheese boy
Dylan Clark
Put me in the screencap
Samuel Bailey
lol excess white, whatever
Landon Nelson
The glorious story of Hamanon must continue!
Oliver Russell
I WILL POST TITS IF U FINISH PLS
Juan Hernandez
Please hamanon cont plzplzplz !!!
Cameron Walker
where is the whole story of this?
Christopher Myers
Today would be a good day to have an amazing husband who absolutely adored me.
Nathaniel Long
I love ham and cheeses too OP, god bless you
Also put me in the cap pls
Luis White
Please OP deliver us your story
Cooper Lewis
haminator
Hudson Anderson
I'd like to be included in this screencap pls
Adrian Fisher
...
Eli Foster
...
Daniel Robinson
this thread will live forever waiting for you op
Carter Torres
It's fucking 2am over here and I'm waiting to see if OP delivers
Benjamin Edwards
OP PLS
Jose Myers
I shall entertain you peasants with a story of my own until OP gets back >Be me around 9 years old living with grandpa and grandma >Grandpa was a good guy but he was one of those oldschool, stern and physical type of people (meaning he'd give me ass whoopings if i dun fukd up) >We used to live in an apartment on the 5th floor with a balcony that's facing a decently busy road. >One day me and my bro find one of those gummy balls(?) that bounce a lot when you throw them >Decide to throw off balcony for shits and giggles and see if we can hit anyone >Obviously we missed as the ball was small and light but this ball... this ball was the start of everything. >We frantically searched the house for more balls to throw but to no avail we found none, which sparked up an idea in our young autistic minds >We go to the fridge and get some eggs, adrenaline was coursing through our veins as we knew we were gonna fuk some shit up >We await until gramps leaves the house that day and we camp on the balcony >It was all ready, we found a random passerby in perfect distance, my brother decided to take the first shot and he went for it >headshot.jpg, we ran back inside scared as shit trying to peek out of the window to see what happened to the guy > Poor guy was drenched in egg yolk looking upwards trying to see who did that > No chance he could have seen us from that angle > That's when it all began... the first adrenaline rush we got from throwing something out of the window Cont?
3am here bumping vor hammy The sleepless and dude that throws stuff out The window user
Blake Gonzalez
According to the time in which OP usually continued, he will take another maybe 15 minutes to deliver. 3:10 here and I cannot watch much longer
Bentley Reed
Glad someones interested :^) >We decide to stop their for that day because we didn't know when gramps was going to be home >Fast forward to the next day, gramps heads to the market and to do some other shit so we knew we had a good two hours or so, ironically he was going to buy some eggs kek > We wait a good 15 minutes to make sure there is no chance he's still nearby and we attack the fridge > We scavenge some ammunition but this time we even take some tomatoes > Realizing that the balcony was too risky, we decide to take these weird angle shots from the window to reduce chances of being seen > Taking turns we start trying to hit the furthest targets so it's less suspicious that it's coming from our building > We hit a solid 3-4 people that day and no one is suspicious of thing > They all looked so fucking confused and one of them started screaming profanities but nobody had a clue where these eggs were flying from > We call it a day and decide to stop so we don't get caught > Gramps comes back home and starts restocking the fridge with the shit he bought from the market > At that time, we had a cook that would come for like 3-4 hours a day to cook and leave as grandma was too old and physically rekt to cook >Me and bro were eavesdropping from the room next to the kitchen >Hear grandpa ask the cook how the fuck we ran out of eggs so fast > try to hold in my kiddy keks > He comes into the living room later on and tells us that he's suspicious of the cook stealing food > We almost kekked their but we held our shit because we knew he'd fucking wreck us if he knew we were responsible > Fast forward to two days later and gramps leaves the house again, cook still hasn't arrived and grandma is being a sedated sponge on the bed as usual >We gather our supplies and do our thing once again > This time shit goes fucking wrong , it wasn't our decisive fuck up but this was big. will cont. in a sec need to peepee
Jackson Martinez
Put me in the fucking screencap.
Austin Gonzalez
>not screencaping this shit yourself with (you) in it
Kys faggot. NYPA
Bentley Martin
SeeJesus fucking christ, you autists deserve to be forgotten.