FUCK FUCK FUCK okay Sup Forumsros I lost a bet and lathered my dick with a habenaro pepper. Fuck it hurts...

FUCK FUCK FUCK okay Sup Forumsros I lost a bet and lathered my dick with a habenaro pepper. Fuck it hurts, what should I do

suck your own dick

seek medical attention, lmao

Fuck a glass of milk

Apply lube of any sort, massage gently

Amputation is the only option. Also, check 'em.

Masturbate like never before.

None of this shit will work. And insurance wont cover a medical bill for me being a dumbass.

check my repeating digits

...

dip dick in a yoghurt, it helped me a lot back in my days

Chek'd

Quick have sex with someone before it wears off

I'm trying to but I can't even get an erection

Read moar Darwin.

pic + timestamp

Vinegar

Someone else needs to experience this level of pain. Someone please do it.

use TONS of milk or yoghurt

I came fucking close after making salsa.
Got everything cut, blended, and needed to take a wicked piss.
Washed my hands like four fucking times.

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Few seconds after pissing.

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#fail

didIjustputmydickinboilingoil.mpg

And that was AFTER washing my hands.

OP is gonna die.

Doesn't work. Shit it's bad

did it on highschool NOPE.EXE on doing it again

same user- cut it off then no other shit can help u LUL

Wat the fuck were you thinking?