FUCK FUCK FUCK okay Sup Forumsros I lost a bet and lathered my dick with a habenaro pepper. Fuck it hurts, what should I do
FUCK FUCK FUCK okay Sup Forumsros I lost a bet and lathered my dick with a habenaro pepper. Fuck it hurts...
suck your own dick
seek medical attention, lmao
Fuck a glass of milk
Apply lube of any sort, massage gently
Amputation is the only option. Also, check 'em.
Masturbate like never before.
None of this shit will work. And insurance wont cover a medical bill for me being a dumbass.
check my repeating digits
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dip dick in a yoghurt, it helped me a lot back in my days
Chek'd
Quick have sex with someone before it wears off
I'm trying to but I can't even get an erection
Read moar Darwin.
pic + timestamp
Vinegar
Someone else needs to experience this level of pain. Someone please do it.
use TONS of milk or yoghurt
I came fucking close after making salsa.
Got everything cut, blended, and needed to take a wicked piss.
Washed my hands like four fucking times.
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Few seconds after pissing.
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#fail
didIjustputmydickinboilingoil.mpg
And that was AFTER washing my hands.
OP is gonna die.
Doesn't work. Shit it's bad
did it on highschool NOPE.EXE on doing it again
same user- cut it off then no other shit can help u LUL
Wat the fuck were you thinking?