Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

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Cold weather is fucking lovely

Claim

fair enough, why not the mustang tho?

>Sameji claim'd

still here

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This.

Bye virgins I'm going eat dinner and do things with my girlfriend you hideous man babies wish you could do with your animated pre teen wife

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For the love of fucking god user get to a fucking counselor.
What you are doing is not healthy at all!
You have a personality disorder, I'm not even kidding. Fucking hell, look it up, you have Histrionic personality disorder!
Fucking hell user want to know what it is, now hold your horses, you're going to like this!

People with HPD are usually high-functioning, both socially and professionally. They usually have good social skills, despite tending to use them to manipulate others into making them the center of attention.
Individuals with HPD often fail to see their own personal situation realistically, instead dramatizing and exaggerating their difficulties.
Because they tend to crave novelty and excitement, they may place themselves in risky situations. All of these factors may lead to greater risk of developing clinical depression.

You are not healthy man!
You could get into depression every day!

fuck, here have some more

Provocative (or seductive) behavior
Relationships are considered more intimate than they actually are
Attention-seeking
Influenced easily by others or circumstances
Speech (style) wants to impress; lacks detail
Emotional lability; shallowness
Make-up; physical appearance is used to draw attention to self
Exaggerated emotions; theatrical

Seriously user, seek help!

He's too focused on repeating the same unoriginal insults than to defend himself, it's so boring.
Hopefully he enjoyed his last (You) from me.

have fun

warwick is the worst champion in league of legends

Good news, Ill have an immune system until March.
Bad news, my Crohns is probably going to be out of control until March.
Whee.

New mustangs are kinda ugly
Last gen was pretty good though, it'd be a solid number 2 pick

To play as or against?

drill me :o
it's not ._.

in general, he's so useless lol

he was my first jungler tho :o

Sucks to hear that, I assume at this point the swelling's noticeable?

What is this from?

I'm hungry

Miho claimed

Winter sucks.

Honestly, Id only need a small sedan or hatchback. Maybe something sporty because Im generally alone. Dont need a ute because I dont need to take any tools to work.
Hes stupidly good at dueling.

then eat?

Deadman Wonderland.

Klonata! Stop being so lewd! >:^(

eat your cum :o
he's pretty annoying when he's fed, his q will fucking refill his his entire health

i'm not a fan of any new american muscle really, mustang would top my list though, challenger's too big

unless it's below 0 then don't complain

I don't feel like it, and I don't really have anything to cook
Can I?

Very. Im on only the antibiotics and painkillers.

how did you know it was me? :o
his his his his his his his his his his his

fuck me
no pervert

You like it?

It's lovely for me, and my friend. Laura too it seems.

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kiss me with those lips :o

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30 is cold.

Kitty

It's nice

>rem

You should post her tits

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Alright, I'm going to bed everyone.

Don't forget to spam him with the new copypasta here

If you build him anti-tank he just rips them apart. Bork, AP, magic pen and health.
No

im sleepy and cold
>claim

I can't go outside and I don't wanna do anything because I'm too cold ._.

It's 6pm and I spent most of my day cold in bed

this trailer has no heater :/
yes
tell me a riddle!

No that's gross and not filling or nutritious
Oh
Not

have you ever tried it? :o

long time no see memehoe

If your experience was anything like mine, the painkillers only do so much. Hope it gets better soon.

Hey Haruhi. How are you?

-20f is cold, 30f is shorts weather

thats not hungry then

":o" gave it away ;^)

What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?

heretic :o

I don't really need anything specific either
But hatchbacks don't tickle my fancy

Modern muscle is a bit sporty
Challenger does have an older look to it though
But it is really heavy

Come on post her tits ye wuss

it's cold here for me :(
:o
that sounds like a joke not a riddle ._.

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Literally only get annoyed over cold feet. And they get cold.

This guy gets it.

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You shouldn't expect much more from a bumbling irishman :^)
o: :o
. .
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No
Thats why Im coming off the immunosuppressants. Although one isnt really working so Im coming off that permanently.
When I say hatchback, I mean something like a Focus or a Corolla.
Are the shorts comfy and easy to wear?

who was your old waifu? :o

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:o

i just can't into american cars beyond the viper and older cars

come to minnesota and i'll show you some real cold

youuu know it

why the :o?

(Haruhihihi)
Good, good. Are you getting your daily exercise too? Tell me what do you think is wrong with you mentally.
(Charara)
Oh I couldn't run! I was crouching down looking for books and he cornered me!
(:o)
Yes

I know
But you gotta go all out with an Impreza

Yoko is Gardevoir

Viper is nice, too bad it's kill

I finished my sketch for you bby :D

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

You guys move too fast.

No
Yes I am
Why don't you ever say anything?
It's 34° here

Come on fam, post em for lil ol me

:0 idk, do you?

You are just the best! Love you!

you're such a slut
If you live past texas, you live in the boring part of america
yoko unfriended me on discord again :(
sounds dreadful

It cold

Saratoga claimed
Worried Shinononono

do I what? :o

Goodnight, Chara.
>sneaks under your blankets

Yuck. Just yuck.
Evo is superior.
I may fight him. Im continuing the Nuzlocke now.

Implying I'm not both at the same time :^^)

I'm saving myself for true love.

nami and yoko? :o
who is that?
goodnight beautiful :)

So this is how the Nuzlocke stands. Im about to take on Brock.

stop being a faggot queer
also remember once you heretic you can only love your waifu
and your waifu will never love you

claim

Do you :o?

How come you even draw that good?

no youre not you want a snack

chat and shiet
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fgfffggggggggg

i know, rip

i think you have that backwards

it's 60f in my house right now, get on my level

fight who, wat

Icebox Minnesota weather. Can't imagine living with that for more than a week at a time.

Yeah, same here. Could be worse I guess.

Annoying as hell. Probably the only part of me that gets cold without fail.

Yeah, forgot you have to take those for Chron's. Maybe it'll be a good opportunity to re-tool your treatment once everything's subsided a bit.

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Claiming my waifu. I love her for all that she is - a beautiful woman, fantastic magus, and secret romantic at heart.

I assure you, it's not a joke

no I'm from Arizona
it's a secret :o

Evo is kill

I've been summoned

>warwick is the worst champion in league of legends

the fuck are u saying he's a boss. Also wheres sachi u fgt.

post belly buttons

D:

sounds like you are going ap and you are shit a basic ass tanks no wonder since you are still playing leage

sleeping :(
then what's the answer to this riddle? :o

Its 65 in mine get on my level.

we have comfy doggo to keep us warm in winter