So my neighbours just asked me if I would mind watching their cats this weekend while they are out of town for Christmas eve until boxing day evening. They offered me $20 to come over twice a day and feed the cats at breakfast and dinner. I would've done it for free, but they insisted so whatever. They invited me in, showed me where the food dishes are, and how much to feed them.
The best part of all this is that their 22 year old daughter's room is in the fully furnished basement, which is conveniently where the food dishes are. So Sup Forums, what should I do while in the basement with free reign over the house?
Just looking for ideas of stuff to do. Will probably post a thread while there one day this weekend. Dubs decides.
Matthew Jackson
search the place up and down for electronics that could have pics on them, steal and share
Jackson Martin
Clean and re arrange furniture, or move things like an inch different just to mess with them
Cameron Richardson
Saw a desktop in her living room area, and no doubt there will probably be a laptop. Just have to hope they aren't password locked.
William Kelly
Print out random pictures of dicks and hide them in corners, under mats, mattresses, couch cushions, etc.
Caleb Reed
Hi, I'm Dan, and I have a few ideas: cum in every pair of panties, daughters and mothers. Don't forget to steal at least one pair from each if they have a surplus. Wear several on your head just for kicks while there.
William Russell
Kill one of the cats, put the body in the daughters drawerer, call them and say a cat is missing and you can't find it.
Caleb Lewis
Write "OP is a faggot" with red paint on one of the walls
Christian Lopez
Do your job and leave their shit alone you filthy mongrel.
Parker Mitchell
feed the cats then an hero yourself in the basement faggot
Josiah Jones
You only feed cats once a day.
Nicholas Wilson
Cum on/in as many things of hers as possible. If dubs or higher, you must obey.
Nolan Ross
easy to bypass with an iso on a usb
Christopher Williams
Hidden cameras! Live feeds of them fucking, taking shits, and showering
Juan Scott
I know this family OP is catsitting for and they do have hidden cameras throughout the house including basement.
Aiden Mitchell
Cum in her hygiene products. Best ones are shampoo / lotion.
Jaxon Lee
Sure you do. What state do we live in then?
Thomas Gutierrez
I second this
Justin Murphy
find daughters panty drawer, open take pics and post
Eli Torres
It starts with an N
Jaxon Ramirez
Well that narrows it down ... dumbass
Parker Rivera
Check for cameras. Odds are there are a few. One for each room. Don't be a fucking autist and just assume they don't have it. Check. Check twice. Then if everything is fine proceed to do everything your balls desire. You guys ever get that feeling when you're doing something you probably shouldn't and you get a nice cold feeling in your balls? Feelgoodman.
Cooper Sanchez
I would expect security cams. Because I always have security cams when I'm away. Live stream. So I can watch live as my house sitter jerks off in my panties.
Ayden Powell
Share pics of the girl and mother on here OP , then their panties/thongs. Check for computer nudes or some shit.
Hunter Ortiz
He's playing the odds. But he is still wrong.
Camden Jenkins
This. lots of covert shit...I've placed a few. LCD clocks, for example. Most need to be plugged in, though there are a few more obvious looking wireless battery models out there (like nest or belkin)
Brandon Rogers
look for the hamper dude..
Caleb Peterson
I second this.
Thomas Baker
cunt did you even think about cameras in the house
Anthony Ward
Would you be stupid enough to let the creepy neighbor guy into your house without cameras? Because I would be willing to bet that you are much creepier to people than you apparently think.
William Nelson
just search the 'zon for 'covert camera' so you can see the variety. ignore the portable ones, they won't last more than a few hours, but the plug in the wall shit is what you need to look for, casually
Ayden Gonzalez
No. OP is a creepy autist.
Aiden Cox
doubt he appears to them that way.."user" has probably been mowing lawn for them for years and is trusted.. otherwise they obviously woulda asked one of the hot daughters friends to do it
Evan Rivera
OP here, for those of you warning me about cameras, the daughter has only been living there for a couple months, and the only way they would have the cameras is if she installed them. I will do a quick sweep on the first day, but am pretty confident in saying its safe.
Sebastian Garcia
not even needed, there are plenty of other ways to get through with next to no effort and no trace.
Aiden Lewis
Install spy cams in hot daughters room and bath. Post results on /b
William Cruz
we expect a follow-up post later filled with win: panties (with stains), sex toys soiled by you, whatever could be considered win in the situation...
Kayden Cooper
you're failing to realize that the crime itself is probably going to be monitored by these faggots going on vacation. OP just wait for them to come back and then rape all the women in the family at gunpoint. kill the men. then kill yourself. top kek the end.
Christopher Robinson
My brother got a felony and went to jail for around 10 years for that, it's too easily discoverable. Just get on the computer, OP
Colton Green
This
Josiah Morales
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Noah Baker
expect one probably boxing day morning around 8am EST
Elijah Thomas
this is probably the best option. they probably didn't leave a nanny cam or anything in their bathrooms
Aiden Thompson
Install a stand alone web cam hidden somewhere in her bedroom then share live stream with all of us, you must do this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Luis Cook
I was in a similar situation. I just ended up stealing a few of the daughters panties from the hamper to fap with.
Christian Cox
Bring a bunch of prostitutes and fuck them on the couch and jizz everywhere like a fireman.
Angel Garcia
Rolling
Sebastian Lee
You better hope they don't have a nanny cam
Charles Hernandez
freeze your jizz into icecubes, and mix them in with their icemaker
Lincoln Brown
Look for hidden cameras. Cover them. Please urself
Laugh
Jacob Mitchell
Yes!! I got dubs
Henry Morales
Hang yourself.
Oliver Russell
roll
Jeremiah Watson
He does this, they'll see watch the footage and notice somethings up when their screens go black. They'll rewatch the footage and see him covering the cameras. Super suspicious. Be smart. Don't be a retard.
Adam Bell
You live in Canada & I'm calling his cell now.
Hudson Edwards
I came just to say this too
Jason King
Sniff her panties
Luke Wood
Do what you want OP. I hope you end up getting rammed by Bubba in prison.
Blake Jackson
I would notice something different in my room right off the bat.
Lucas Reed
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Levi Edwards
>Only dubs in the thread >The most retarded, basic idea all thread >Then hits dubs again bragging about it
Michael Roberts
Remember to check for hidden cams if you're gonna do some shit OP you never know
Adam Morgan
If you find hidden cams, fuck with them and do a thorough cleaning of the entire house.
Samuel Walker
Most likely the girl will bring the laptop with her I'd suggest looking in the hamper for some prime used undies I wouldn't take them. If she notices a pair missing, won't take long to zero you down. What you could do is if you're ballsy is shred em up and just take the crotch and anus part and claim the cats tore em up
Christopher Barnes
Use a feather duster when you search for the cameras so if they see you snooping it can be explained away as you being a good house sitter
Connor Russell
She probably did laundry and took them with her like a normal person would do.
Hunter Brown
She won't bring her dildoes with her ;) >Well, maybe one for the road.
Lincoln Roberts
>22 >daughter
She's probably a disgusting mess like most girls that age. Dubdubs chekchekd
Benjamin Campbell
Post pics of the daughter's panties >if she left them< and her mom's also. Don't forget to check for dildoes or any pleasure toys.
Charles Phillips
That's possible if her mommy takes care of that. She is 22 still living at home. But if she's in charge of her own laundry, there's no way she's gonna bother doing it before a trip.
Kevin Cox
Search for condoms and make holes with a needle
Samuel Reyes
find one of these in any of the bathrooms. fap into it. of course your boys will die on contact but the fact that your jizz has been inside one of the women in that house will give you keks when you see them around the neighborhood.
Austin Barnes
Put bubblegum over lense of all hidden cameras. Then take a huge shit on the living room floor.
Nathaniel Carter
Post pics of the girl's/mom's sex toys and take pics of their pamper.
Benjamin Gomez
This is why I have cameras. I'd kill you if I saw someone doing shit in my house while I trust you. Dead man.
Dylan Hughes
Pretend like you're trying to find some cat nip, cat toys, cat food.... Whatever cat shit then search all drawers until you've found the one, then secretly take one and kek all over it in the bathroom. Doubt they have cams. In the restrooms.
Juan Davis
Get an external battery, microSD, and small cam, place it somewhere in the room with a good view and report back to Sup Forums. Say you think you dropped your spare keys or something to retrieve it later
Easton Gonzalez
I've done this before with an ex's friend. Hated her. She would always talk shit about me to my fucking girlfriend, and then just fucking smile at me and say hi like she didn't have it out for me. Anyway, one day we were all hanging out at her place drinking. Cards against humanity, that truth or dare app for adults on her phone, classic uncomfortable millenial faggot shit. Everyone was at least 4 stiff drinks in... except yours truly. I knew it was the night for some revenge. For some really crazy faggotry. See, my ex told me
>oh hey user, slutniggerlover wants to see if you wanted to hangout with us for her going away party.
>I'd fucking love to babe.
The party was planned a month in advance so I had a month to fap into a bottle. I had to refuse my disgusting ex a couple time to maintain a high enough sperm count to keep my boys viable. Every night. Shoot, and freeze. Shoot, and freeze. The bottle got heavy after a week. My cold children. 30+ days. 30+ loads.
Anyway long story short everyone got fucking trashed and around 2 am when the lurkers shuffled out and it was just my gf and her friend and me I went to the fridge, emptied the jizz bottle into her hygenics. Don't know how, but sure enough 4 months later my bitch gets a text that she her friendo was pregnant.
I kek'd for 2 years. 2 fucking years guys.
Then, I found out she hung herself in her bathroom because she has no idea how she got pregnant short of being raped.
I laughed for a couple more years after that. Every single candle lit vigil. Every single time my cumdumpster cried over her dead friend. I laughed.
It's 2016 now. I have a new gf and she has NO friends. NO friends. Just as it should be.
>THE END
Isaiah Cook
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hunter Clark
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Michael Watson
Guarantee they have you on video. Almost impossible to find multiple "nanny cams".