ITT: Greentext how you got your first girlfriend/boyfriend

ITT: Greentext how you got your first girlfriend/boyfriend

you first, faggot, oh ws8 your on Sup Forums, nvm

>Grabbed her pussy once
>Never told me to stop for the next few years
Granted she's still in 1st grade so

>me, 9
>her, 10
>shes the daughter of my mothers friend (one of five)
>we all go out to a popular arcade (hugely popular in the 90s for middle class white kids)
>she makes eyes at me all night
>lolwtfisherproblem
>i think shes stupid, or doesnt like me
>ask her if she likes me or not by the bumper cars
>she thinks i mean LIKE LIKE not like
>grabs my hand and says she likes me too (what? i had no idea what she meant, i liked her as a friend, never even thought of boobies or shit yet
>she holds my hand and pulls me towards a fence/seating area
>kisses me on the lips
>heythatsprettygood
>my face is redder than a tomato
>she thinks its cute i guess, kept giggling and kissing me

thats how

i had no fucking clue how it happened at the time

she eventually started rubbing my dick and thought it was funny to watch my penis get hard but thats a whole different embarrassing story

>be 13
> friend has girlfriend
>dating for a week
> third wheel at a carnival
> friend leaves because they had a fight over a fucking corndog he didnt buy her
> whatever i didnt like him anyway.jpg
> awkardly ask if she wants to leave
> tells me no, we were going to have fun
> ride ferris wheel
> asks me if i want to date her now
> ok
> says this will count as our first date
> ok
> two months of dating later we break up because i didnt spend enough time with her
>ok

>only complained 30 years later when you ran for president
>quit when you won

>I fucked your mother

Stop greentexting you stinking hobbits

>Playin vidya
>Grill in clan
>super funny
>play alot together
>start playing more just the two of us
>we both make eachother laugh alot
>goodcompany.jpg
>few weeks later someone else jokingly asks if we're a thing
>she immediately blurts out yes
>alongfortheride.mp4
>only lasted about 9 months
>met at NYCC, fucked.
>sex was 10/10

>got drunk
>fucked
>guess we date now?

>I was a Sophmore first year in High School (Utah has Freshman in Jr. High because Mormons are cucks)
>She was a Junior, bookish brunette, great ass
>Second Semester after Football Season Ended I took weight lifting class
>We were right next to each other on the class roster
>I'd work out and run the track well she and her friends would read books behind one of the walls so the teacher wouldn't see her
>Asked for her number before class once. Like a faggot I write it on my arm in pen so it smeared.
>Had half of a number texted a couple of people to she if it was her. Finally found her.
>Talked alot during class and started dating.
>For whatever reasons we hung with her friends mostly. Real religious crowd not big on PDA but we still banged.
>One day my best friend asked if I would double date with him so he could get with this cute Asian chick
>We go to a movie
>Movie starts really loud well my friend is away and the Asian chick said something I didn't hear her.
>GF looks at me expecting something.
>Say I couldn't hear anything
>GF looks away
> I brush it off as nothing
>Afterwards we go out to a smoothie place
>Get a couple of shots of protein because why the fuck not
>buddy was on the Football team with me and starts talking about steroids/drugs
>GF starts asking me if I did drugs
>Tell her weed and cocaine but not steroids
>She is mortified because it never came up between us.
>Friend starts talking about religious shit
>GF discovers I'm not the same religon
>Drive her home afterwards she is pissed and near tears
>Slams my car door tells me to fuck off
>Next few days she ignores me.
>Stone wall with her friends
>Talk to Asian chick and she says that during the movie she said "You guys are really geat together. user do you love her?"
>Finally talk to her at Gym
>Breaks up with me saying that were too different and the age gap would never work
>Ask her about if it is because of the drugs
>She tells me to never talk to her again

>

>be me, 17
>her, 17
>started talking at our prom party
>makeout with her at the next party and then we made it official
>hangout all summer long
>end of summer comes and we both cried the last day knowing we had to leave for college so we'd be an hour away
>decide to make it work so I drove up every other weekend to see her
>winter break comes and everything is going great
>when I get back to college me and a buddy decide to start taking steroids
>by the time summer comes I was pretty big, I weighted 180lbs and we pretty happy with myself
>at this time our 1 year is coming up and my birthday aswell
>we get into stupid fights and she decideds to end it
>i didnt really care at first but she was handling it terrible
>I say alot of stupid shit to her and she starts hating me
>she gets tinder 2 weeks after our break up
>meets a pretty cool guy on there and they start hanging out
>i found out about this and my heart sunk
>me being a beta, I start begging her back and it doesnt work
>now 7 months down the road and they're still together, I had lost all my gains and I still miss her alot
> I also got super bad body acne and I feel so terrible rn but I'm starting to get my life together
>me and my ex were also eachothers first for everything and she was around a 7.5/10 but she had the nicest ass ever

what? i barely visit Sup Forums

not a hobbit at all user

kek
/thread

>Be 12
>She's 12
>Met her because of some friends irl at a new school
>Both into really kinky shit
>Kinda both liked Demon worship
>She was total weeb
>So was I
>Started texting more
>Asks if she would like to date

>"Yes, user"

>Talk about fucking each other almost every >night
>Send nudes to each other
>She finds some 32 year old
>Breaks up with me to date him
>I find out she's apparently trans, and thinks >shes a boy

>fuckthat.jpg

>Stop talking to her
>mfw I almost ended up dating a guy
>mfw I was almost gay

>implying ive had one

she quit because she was receiving death threats you fuckface

TOP KEK BEST POST

>12 year old dating 32 year old
what?

>

Still waiting.

Lmao

Matching sweaters

Nose ring on a dude

Bieber hair

Yep hes a fag

This was us thread/

idk either weebs are weird

i'm jealous tbqh

as long as she wasnt gross

kek i wasnt OP but i know becues im dating a weeb too

>be me, 8th grade>trying to get a girlfriend after realizing I didn't want to be alone all my life
>meet qt3.14 redhead in 6th grade
>can't fucking remember how I scored her
>had our first kiss up in a tree
>after the length of a school year stupid shit happens
>find out her dad didn't like me
>pretends to date a guy who is actually dating my sister so she can still date me
>wtf.jpg
>stupid shit ensues afterward
>dropped that shit hardcore, no fucks given
>i'm no fucking beta

>12
>32
That dude made out like a bandit

>14 in the 6th grade
user were you dating an actual retard?

But, of course, she was fat and because no attractive woman would find a boyfriend on XBL or PSN.

>meet qt3.14

>lern2read

>Be me.
>About 14 years old
Like metal and rock, so had long wavey hair
>During the summer vacation, go to cousin's
>liked to stay the night and play Black Ops 1
>at this point, never had a girlfriend
>kissless virgin as well
>Cousin has a girlfriend who fucks him a lot
>late at night she would walk to his house
>she probably wanted to fuck
>I'm a big cock block I guess
>one day, cousin's gf brings two other girls
>one of the girls has huge tits, and skinny
>shes hot for middle school standards
> sees me and sees that my hairs long
>she runs to me and starts to play with it
> she tells me she loves my hair
>we hang and talk for a bit, we hit it off
>they leave and time goes on
>august hit and I forget all about her
>about a week later I see her walking to class
>tell her hi and give her a hug
>at the end school waiting for friends
>while waiting cousin's gf comes up to
>she tells me
>"hey that girl you met thinks you're cute"
>"do you want to go out with her"
>I excitedly said yes
thats how faggots.

>dat pic
>dat filename
>first girlfriend
im gonna leave i just dont want to feel sad

>me 17
>she 15
>last month in school
>feeling alone as fuck
>haven't been in a party for 3 months
>someone put me in a whatsapp group
>people start playing truth or challenge
>a pretty fucking girl liked me
>we start to talk
>5 days later we go went the beach
>we kissed
>had another 4 dates
>she didn't want anything serious
>but i was in love
>fuck.jpg
>7 months later she starts liking me (?)
>now we're dating for 1 year and a half
>very happy

>be me
>15
>girl from school messages me on AIM that she likes me
>5'0, petite, half asian, qt as fuck
>being retarded, thought she just meant she thought i was cool
>say "thanks you too"
>finally catch on months later
>buy her earrings and write a sweet note for valentine's day
>note asks her to be my girlfriend
>give it to her at the end of one class
>she reads it and says thanks then hugs me... didn't see the part asking her to be my girlfriend
>two classes later, still confused
>guys who do singing telegrams around the school on valentine's day come into my class and say they have a note for me
>it's a piece of paper that says "yes"

good times. we broke up after 3 months and spent the next seven years hooking up every few months and regretted every minute of it.

> I... I gave them my Adderall in exchange for them...

Nah, she was actually a good 7-8/10. Wasn't exactly a supermodel, but by no means overweight.

Also it was on PC so obviously a higher quality woman.

i dont like this thread

Afrikaanerfag?

>be me
>year 2 so either 6 or 7
>go to new school
>no friends obviously
>one girl shows me around and becomes my friend
>shes friends with a severely autistic kid so i become friends with that too
>but he leaves school
>girl is sad
>she says she wants to go out
>ok
>we date for a little while
>don't remember why or when we broke up as I was only 6 or 7
>but I still go to school with her now
>shes the fat weirdo girl
>she has 2 friends and doesn't talk to anyone else
>glad that ended before any real emotional trauma could come from it
but one day
>get sat next to her in geography
>she sits a bit too close
>rubs herself against me with any excuse (reaching for pritt stick etc)
>see this coming from a mile away
>asks me if i want to go out again
>bitch fuck off
>haven't spoken to her once since

ja

...

>she was the first to text me after my breakup
>we went to a lot of parties
>texted a lot
>got both drunk and high at a party
>both wanted to sleep together
>"you want a real bed ?"
>nope
>start cuddling, touching each other
>woke up with my hand on her ass
>nice.jpg

>be me
>be how ever old you are in 6th grade
>go to casual dance held for middle school kids every other week
>girl has friend who asks me to dance with her friend
>too dark to see her face from afar, but had a rockin body compared to the other girls our age
>walk up to her
>she's a butterface
>we dance
>part ways
>her friend who asked me to dance with her asked 'if i'd be her girlfriend'
>say nah(too much of a butter face nah mean?"
>she asks if I'll at least dance with her one more time. She kind of begs me
>say ok
>dance again with ms. butterface
>this time she presses her body up against me
>feel her nice ripe titties pressing against me
>i am euphoric
>girl kind of embarrassed and skedaddles after the song is over
>girl asks me if I'll be her boyfriend now
>say yeah(those titties man)
>we meet up at the dances
>summer comes(the dances are held only during the school year)
>talk on ICQ(I just dated myself) and arrange how to meet up and where
>local park near the mall is our favorite, not many people
>we make out all the time there and eventually lost my virginity to her there

>be in jr high
>find cute mudslime
>decide to git wid dat
>memorize locker combo and start getting her books for class
>after couple of months ask her out at a school band function
>still with the same chick 10 years later

>

MODS UNDERAGE FAG DETECTED HES STILL IN SCHOOL

this isnt technically my first buy my first serious one.
>Be me.
>14 m, 8th grade
>This cute light skinned mixed girl starts talking to me
>over time start becoming really good friends with this woman
>she once dated one of my friends and was stuck as friends for a long time
>then one day start talking to her on skype
>almost talk daily
>says one of her friends says i like her
>forced to admit
>says she liked me too
>Start flirting back and fourth
>holyhellgotnudes.png
>her and my friend were never really close so they break up
>swoopthattshitup.mp4
>we start dating
>going really well
>breaks up with me for no reason
>we get back together the next week
>goes even better
>1 month later she dumps me again
>gets back together
>best its ever been
>been together for months
>breaks up with me out of nowhere
>in the same break up text she asks me to help her get with one of my other friends
>inner sadness intensifies
>gets back together 1 more time that year
>leaves me to get a sex change
Continuing...

2 years later
>Be me
>16, still m, Sophomore in high school
>start telling my friends about her
>they make fun of her and i do too
>show them a pic
>find out she never went through with the sex change
>hit her up on face book
>Play the im sorry card bc i didnt talk to her for 2 years
>by some miracle she forgives me
>start getting flirty again
>once again on and off but stayed together for longer periods
>start falling in love (said she loved me too)
>even talk about possibility of kids after high school
>talked about owning an apartment too
>together for like 6 months
>tells me she needs to talk
>ohshitohshit
>tells me im ugly unclean and could never get a job
>later find out she left me for another person
>Also found out she sent nudes to my best friends behind my back while we were dating
>hits me up a week earlier from today asking for my friends number
>didnt give it to her
>blocks her
>still best friends with the guy
i am possibly the biggest pussy ever
Pic related. its her

>18
>thought I was virgin forever
>meet 24 year old at art school
>happy

KYS

>party with same group of people for a few months
>guy from group says girl from group likes me
>ask her out
>dating.

Pretty nice. Finally learned 90% of it is just actually fucking asking. Not being a beta cuck fuckasswipe dickhole and just hoping it happens

>being this salty
you know that other flavors exist right?

Looks like she's barely mixed?

Maybe a quarter at most?

pure thot

>highschool
>be me, 15 years old
>new schoolyear starts, new class
>i'm with some of my friends, witch is great
>a lot of new persons I don't know yet too
>fuck, some of the new grils are really cute
>fast forward a few days
>spanish class
>we have to introduce each other
>I've got to introduce the girl I will later have a crush on (one of the "new" girls)
>I fuck up and introduce her with her last name, not her first name (she was called something along the line of "Emma Manon", so both could have been her first name
>whatever, I fuck up and call her by her last name
>cutest laugh ever
>I'm already in love
>fast forward a few more days
>talking with a friend of mine, who's in the same class as I (and my crush)
>talking about grils
>ofc we both had noticed we were on the same girl
>"well, may the best one win"
>I agree, but I already think I'm pretty fucked, he's athletic and all, while I was in my "long dirty hair" phase
>nevermind, talk with some friends on MSN at nights
>one of them, female friend I was in school with 2 years ago
>her ex is the one guy who's trying to get the new girl
>she's still in love with him
>ofc she's encouraging me to get the girl, ecause this way he'll come ack to her
>hell yeah I'll do that
>fast forward a few months
>things are looking great, I pass a lot of time with new girl, people are already saying we'll end up together, speaking of us having children with my hair and her nose
>one night, we go to see a play with the school
>can't choose places
>I'm with my friends, but she's with him, far away
>they kiss
>heartbroken.jpg
>they're a couple
>talk about this to female friend
>she's sad too
>end up dating her
>still with her to this day

her dad was pure black and her mom was white as hell

>girl I don't know asks me in hallway of middle school after consulting with my friends.

That's basically how I got most of my girlfriends. You'd think at some point my friends would be like "no, he's a dick with mental issues". I was in the behavior disorder program in school.

Seconding the reply.

>dating a mudslime

pathetic

>Be me
>10 - 11
>Bi-Curious at the time
>Meet gay guy through friend, he's 15
>Think he's kinda cute
>"user, when you're older I wanna marry you"
>In love with him
>Never had the chance to tell him I loved him back before he died

TECHNICALLY my first boyfriend.

oh yeah. she also tried to get me to have 3 way with me and one of my friends . wouldnt fuck me and seemed more interested in fucking him

>be 21
>be virgin
>be handsome
>be interesting
>be traumatized as kid
>have no gf
>feels bad man.jpg
>soon suicide

My life and why I have no gf

Damn. She looks lighter than a girl I am going for, and her mom is only 50/50, father is generic NY mutt white.

Only the 4 oldest in the family are light like her. The younger ones, look more standard mixed

Are you drinking piss user?

Also why do girls always do that? Can't you talk to the guy first and feel him out? It's childish. Especially when you're over 25.

found the edgy cucklord
what am i saying? You have to get fucked to be cucked

>me in kindergarten
>teacher asks girl to show me around
>i liked her cute laugh
>takes my hand and shows me the playground
>my hand is sweating so much
>she asks if she could try something she saw on her dads computer
>ok
>go to bathroom and claim her virginity
>she shtarts crying loudly
>o fak
>teachers come and bust us

mfw fired. ill never be a kindergarten teacher now

>hanging out w/ my cutie punk-rock friend at the mall food court
>she invites her high-school buddy to our table
>we joke around, and my friend mentions I write poetry
>fast forward
>hanging out an outdoors concert w/ my guy friend, when the girl and her friend randomly started hanging out w/ us
>fast forward
>my cutie punk rock friend tells me that girl is into me. fixes to set us up.
>fast forward
>on 9/11, 2001, a bunch of us hang out. girl says she has a headache, at a cafe, and I buy her some pills from a place across the street.
>ask her for her phone number, and get it
>fast forward
>we take each other's virginity

I once had a girl have her friend ask me out for her. That's some weak shit. I thought it was a joke.

Woman, grow the fuck up.

...

KEK

>

/thread

>be 16
>sit next to 17yr 10/10 in history class, exchange a few words once in a while
>common friend approaches me and tells me someone from my history class likes me
>oh ya? Who?
>would you go on a blind date with her, user?
>let's do it!
>sit on park bench, waiting
>"a...a...user?"
>turn head, see fat chick. Who dis?
>scanning...
>ah fuck its the fat chick who sits in front of my crush.
>suddenly, flashbacks of memory come to me of her smiling at me, winking, giggling
>oh fuck eject
>nope you're too much of a nice guy to bail, little bitch
>spend all day with her, end up making out
>finally leaving
>"what does this make us, user?"
>FUCK!
>"umm, boyfriend and girlfriend I guess?"
>chubby giggles ensue
>mfw when lost my v card to her
>mfw when she already lost hers at 14
>spent all summer balls deep in chubby Jewish pussy
>gave me head while I was playing CS
>broke up to pursue skinnier prettier common friend
>she knew I liked her friend, still stuck with me.

No regrets.

>be me
>31 y/o
>single
>mfw still a vrigin
>mfw looking for tips on Sup Forums thread
>mfw 10 y/o kissing and rrubbing coocks
>mfw getting diamonds

>me 13
>he was 12
>Went to the same after school program
>I had a thing for long hair then
>He had nice, long, blond hair
>He asks me out
>The second he tries to hold my hand I see him as a little brother
>He's only like 5', no puberty yet.
>Try to pull the whole "Can't date 'til I'm 16 to break it off easy
>He says "Oh we can just lie to your parents."
>Avoid him at all costs
>Break up with him by going into high school

Shitty thing to do, I know, but I didn't know how to break up with someone that wouldn't quit.

Kek
That's like a 3.5/10 max.
Also thefuck is wrong with your legs?

>be sitting at coffee shop gazing upon the sunset
>9/10 bitch comes walking my way
>my dog starts barking
>bitch starts to "pat" my dog
>bitch isn't very talkative
>ask her to come to my house
>she accepts
>sitting on couch
>bitch started looking at me with puppy eyes
>she wants the DICK
>start to fuck bitch
>cum in like 10 seconds
>didn't pull out
>mfw what if she gets pregnant
>mfw it was actually a dog
>bu-dum-tssssss

why do gay guys do this shit?

>be me in highschool
>fat
>decide to drop the weight when i was 17
>bunch of push ups every day, football, not eating after like 5pm
>drop from 90kg to 70kg in literally a month
>girls start noticing me immediately (was kinda funny guy in school)
>start hanging out with friends at my place because parents were on a 2 week trip
>8/10 girl from my class is part of the group
>we're here every day, but circle of friends that come from day to day getting smaller
>after like a week it's just the 2 of us, watching movies etc
>she starts texting me a bunch after my parents return, we meet every day and hang out
>her birthday party coming up, pretty much whole class going
>im the only one she hugs and kisses on the cheek as we get to her place as a group, thinking she's into me
>talking all evening, she comes to sit next to me from other side of table during dinner etc
>go to club after house party, i go to the bathroom upstairs
>she meets me at the stairs as im coming out, asks where im going
>i say nowhere, decide to lay down on like a sofa in front of the bathroom on that floor
>she lays down next to me
>i'm laying there drunk af with my eyes closed, i can feel her being bored and annoyed
>ask her what's wrong, she calls me a pussy
>suddenly feel her kiss me
>make out as i walk her home, pull her into an ally,finger her pressed against the wall, she starts sucking my dick
>mfw that's my first time i fingered a girl
>mfw that's my first time getting a blowjob
>mfw i can't get hard because im too drunk, it's cold outside and on top of that i'm nervous for some reason
>get home, meet her next day, things kind of awkward, we sort it out, all good, routine continues, fuck her a week after that
>ended up a couple, lasted a full year, broke up literally on her next birthday

Yeah that was terrible and predictable

>Be 17 yr old Britbong
>Last year of high school, late summer
>Just came out of a long hair phase and several months of depression through spending 6 weeks in Iceland
>Socially awkward AF, kind of a pariah among the other school kids
>Engrossed in a book in the school library, new courses were actually interesting for once
>16 yr old girl (legal in the UK) eho I vaguely know comes and sits next to me
>SocialAutism.PNG
>Apparently I seemed interesting, although I respond in short sentences and generally seem like I don't want her there
>She still comes back the next day
>Start to find out more about each other
>She seemed slightly cooky, with almost a little bit of "random xD" thrown in (although I was a hard hearted bastard and may have played that up in my head)
>Eventually I start being less cynical and start to enjoy bodily contact like hugging etc
>She gradually starts to move beyond a Tumblrish sense of humour
>However, she has a boyfriend
Continued...

Printed out photo of Jessica alba's face, cut out hole where her mouth was and stuck to pillow.

Stalking is underrated, worked for me.

> be me 19 years
>stalk girl and friends for a year
>girl gets dumped by bf
>literally follow her ariund being an emotional tampon meanwhile constantly reminding her that I want to be with her
> doesn't wait for like 8 months
> finally got enough money to spend on her so I take her to a fancy dinner and buy her lots of gifts
> acquire girlfriend
> she was a fuckin slut

Met some (i didnt know at the time) gay kids as a youngster seemed to like me so one of them says I think its time for you to meet Jaime. Older skinny not bad looking slut walks up smoking a ciggarette. I talk to her till, shit almost 12am sitting right there on the sidewalk.

fast forward 3 years fags set me up at school get me arrested. start trying to get me addicted to speed by putting it in my drinks and food. break us up and then try to get with me afterward. moral of the story dont date fag hags.

>Boyfriend is practically the embodiment of why people dislike the filthy frank fanbase
>He also dislikes my political opinions and seems removed from the girl's underlying mental health problems
>Girl and I go through seasonal depression together that winter
>We give each other the motivation to get help, even if it's only being put on a 10 month waiting list
>In the end I realise that I really love her, and she loves me in a platonic fashion
>Little did I know that there was more to it than that
>January, she dumps her boyfriend
>One week later we're watching a movie
>End up kissing somehow
>FirstKiss.PNG
>Start dating
>A battle of the autists begins between myself and her ex

>be me 17 junior year of high school
>her also 17, but a senior
>she's a rlly cute latina scene girl with solid red hair
>fuck yea.jpg
>start talking to her about music and shit
>get along great
>a day to remember concert comes to town
>she needs a ride
>dad drives us to it cuz i'm a fag w/o a DL at this time
>hold her hand during slow songs, no kissing or anything but it went great
>go to school next day
>she says she likes me
>date for 3 weeks then breaks up
and we didn't even smash

I'd like your input on this on guys. First and only gf. Just got married.
>be me 21
>/fit/izen
/fit/ is how I discovered Sup Forums
>party hard, party often
>become chad with alcohol
>raging alcoholic
>disguise it as "I just like to party"
>I stay drunk everyday since 20
>socially awkward without alcohol
>new girl moves to town
>new girl works with me
>new girl is decent 7/10
>southern accent 8/10
>get her to hang out with me
>shes never drank
>get her drunk
>try to go to sleep
>shes literally begging for dick
>MORALSSAYNO.JPG
>try to sleep turn off lights
>she climbs on top of me we have sex
>we fuck everyday for a year
>she saves me multiple times from dieing of alcohol
>get feelings
>shes always wanted me since she got here
>first gf ever oh shit
>clean up my act stop drinking
>got married at a courthouse this weekend

>Suddenly realise that since my long hair edge phase I've actually become relatively popular
>Tons of people tell us how we're a really cute couple
>This angers the autistic ex
>He sets up a sock Facebook account and comments a Filthy Frank video on my profile picture out of context
>Friends ask him what his point was, he replies with some lame excuse along the lines of "it's not the sort of thing you would understand"
>Roast him and move on, people side with me
>Unbeknownst to him, one of gf's friends is in a group chat with him and his edgy friends
>He sends me tons of screenshots of cringy bitterness
>Oh well, gf and me are happy
>Happier than ever, in fact
>Start doing sexual stuff, gradually get more comfortable with each other
>IsGood.jpg
>Fast forward to now
>Recently turned 18
>In uni, have my own apartment with friends, doing well, gf and I are happy
>ex still isn't over it
>sometimes I see him in the street
>occasionally give him a flash of a smile
>mfw I stole his gf and he couldn't do shit
>mfw I became a chad

Was going to do acid with 3 other people. 2 bailed so just me and girld. Had a good time. No sex. Hung out alone a few times after. Yes sex. Gf now.

>be 12 her 11
>chat stupid shit on MSN with people from, ends up talking to one girl a lot
>eventually she asks to be my boyfriend, as a prank/joke on all our friends
>turns into yeah we like each other but I was so frigid and shy, especially since I was ugly in a few ways
>her little brother would call me brother in law and shit
>ended up just not really wanting to be with her cus I felt beta and couldn't be bother really with the petty bullshit that went on
>another girl (12) who always wanted to be with me coming onto me after we broke up, she would of been a bit of slut
>never date her, she tells me a month or so after school year finished that she fucked some older guy, could of been me fucking her
>now 23, kissless virgin with no confidence no friends and would turn red in any social interaction with a girl..Ugly as fuck, Feels gr8.

>Boyfriend is practically the embodiment of why people dislike the filthy frank fanbase

all this shit and you say this crap...

Oh and the original girl turned into a slut and would try get with guys who were 18-20 when she was like grade 9-10

Eh, you probably dodged a bullet there, what with her morals, and everything.

I'm not a male.

Can't greentext something that never happened.

Faked having cancer, broke up with her after she gave me succ. I was 14

As in, he would unironically make references to the most retarded Filthy Frank memes in the middle of conversations all the fucking time.

Also, he thought I was the edgy neo-atheist (I forgot to mention that he was an anti-theist) equivalent of Satan because of my relatively left-wing views, but somehow hadn't realised that the grill shared those views. In the end he got cucked because of it.

>tinder
>mfw