Good evening, Anonymous! Come hang out in the shrine for a while

Good evening, Anonymous! Come hang out in the shrine for a while.

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Tarot readings for GETs. Dubs, trips, and above.
>Ask a question or define a topic if you're asking for a reading. You can be vague, but the more I know about what you want to know, the more I can potentially tell you.
>GETs can be donated to others, but be specific about who gets it.

>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name, doesn't matter) and you'll get a fortune cookie.
>A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for the year.

>Be patient if you're waiting for a reading, as they take time.
>Remind me if it looks like I missed you.
>Remember that I love you all very much!

>it's a 'Jeice doesn't have time to eat because the schoolbus shows up right after he finishes making his apple pancakes because he had to sleep into the morning because he had to do homework for his unappreciative teachers after working at the grocery store for his unappreciative boss after working hard in school for his unappreciative teachers so he has to go to school hungry so he decides to slack off just this once and figures since he's a good student his unappreciative teachers will let it slide but they end up giving him detention' episode
Bullshit. Fucking bullshit. The whole education system is my anus. Why should I tolerate this nonsense? I'm not going to tolerate this nonsense. Jeice is literally the best Waifu and none of these Russians even have a clue. I bet they don't even know who Scatman John is.

*in broken arabic*
marry me

#OmegaTime

OP, Tomas here. I want to roleplay with you guys. Who wants to fucking roleplay? War shit.

You forgot to send me a-

Wait, nevermind. If I finish that sentence people might actually do it.

I'm around for the time being.

Hi diddly ho, threaderino

Did anyone see Rogue One?

-Sweet Roll

I can give you all the memes in the world beautiful

Ayyeee. I guess I'll give this a shot. Call me Doggo.
Rolling for a reading: Love and Relationships.

I saw it. It had some tone/character consistency issues, but it was totally worth the 6 dollars I spent to see it, and the last 10-15 minutes were just stupendous.

A screenshot. A screenshot of The Sims 3. Boom. I knew that's what you were thinking, and I got plenty of screenshots to take.
But, really, think about this actual shit for a moment.

Just got to wait a bit for the tarot reading now.

Doggo here, I certainly enjoyed it. In hindsight it really had it's flaws, but needless to say, I'm kinda glad I got to see it.

>Doggo has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "48".
looks like you need to study to make it better

Aaaahn~!

>Two of Pentacles
There will be a balancing act between two forces. It could be two romantic interests, or maybe romance vs. some other aspect of your life.

>Seven of Swords (Reversed)
Narrow views will hinder your success, due to a lack of support and understanding.

>King of Pentacles
A proud, self-assured man becomes a loving husband in the not-so-near future.

Yeah, I found the whole final fight way more entertaining in contrast to the rest of the movie

I enjoyed it more than Force Awakens

I'd say more, but spoilers

I also really liked the robot

-Sweet Roll

alice thread when
alice thread when
alice thread when
alice thread when
alice thread when

I wanna fap to reimu OP

>bad luck
Well, I certainly won't dispute that. Funny enough, I don't study at all. Thank you, have a doggo.

I'll *deep meme voice* give you the good stuff

Usually late Friday in US or Saturday if you're further West.

Interesting reading. I'll certainly look into it.

Oh, see, I thought this was somebody's actual real life problem but it was worded so obtusely that I sort of zoned out. But that sucks.

Didn't you catch the going away party?

Then why don't you?

Sup thread

Fortune cookie for Uncle Harvey, please?

Ah, hello Seija

How are you?

-Sweet Roll

I love me some dank memes, if you know what I mean.

wow Reimu OP, lewd as fuck

I think I may have a problem. I think a god has taken a liking to me and has killed someone I dislike. That, or my luck is murdering people. Do you know any gods that could possibly take a liking toward me?

Call me Nico, by the way.

>it was worded so obstusely
O-OH, so you want it to be th-that way? You don't think Jeice's problems matter? OK.
Get out of my solar system, kid. This thread is for adults that want to talk about The Sims 3 and Oreos.
I'll obstusely you in the face a few trillion times. Let's see how you like that. I-I'm not blufging, either.

\/ \/ \/

-Sweet Roll

What's this about a going away party? Is everything finally imploding? Cause that'd be pretty cool.

I like oreos. Where are the oreos. Give me the oreos.

>Uncle Harvey has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "49".
well you get good luck

Probably just luck.

Rare chance you had some sort of unconscious contact with some other worldly thing or enough people hated him and made their thoughts into reality.

Wow. Jeice is actually going to be late for work because of detention.
I tell you, it's institutional racism.
Go bite her
in the crotch really hard and I'll give you all the Oreos you want.

What reaction did you expect?

No, they all hate you and Ikidusesshomaru-sama was trying to frame you for murder but he's kind of an ineffective villain so didn't think it through.

Maybe Jeice needs to get a private tutor in English, huh?

It was her last thread for 2016. Nothing's imploding, everything is cool.

>Nico has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "8".

It's 2017 man no one wants to talk about the sims. Oreos are fucking delicious, though.

I'll flip you

>What reaction did you expect?
Not that, but I liked it
Post more lewd!

>*circus music starts playing*

The circus theme is the best song in the history of mankind

The doggo wants the oreo. Give now.

If I were God I would give Reisen the world and let everyone else suffer.

Reisen poster claimed.

>hahaha it's [Current Year] nobody wanna drink diarrhea soup ennymore hoohoho ammiright
Imagine being locked a room, naked and tied up with several Oreos stuffed in your creamholes (ass and pucii, we'll call it double-stuffed) along with a hungry dog that really likes Oreos.
I may be very small in terms of pixels, but I tell you my wrath can be enormous if you insult my amazing Sims characters.

Hey cute doggo
That guy has the oreos

Also hi, Sweet Roll

>when you get a (You), it's from Reimu OP AND it's kinda lewd
It's beginning to look a lot like christmas

I wanted to draw today but so many happenings occurred I was stuck on Sup Forums all day getting the news.

Say what you want but Sup Forums is quick for the news.

Wrong. She's a liar. She's hiding the Oreos in her armpits. She's a pervert and she likes to collect her own sweat in the cookies so she can eat them later and pretend it's Reimu OP's armpit sweat.

Whaa? Umm... Merry Christmas, I guess!

So is Reddit!

Shut up, they're my fuckin oreos
You and that dumb doggo can't have them

You're being mean ._.

But... but... le dubz.

>I guess!
Reimu OP you have to say it with all your heart or it doesn't mean anything ;_;

After Reddit was caught editing and screwing around with other peoples posts I'm not even going to touch it.

I actually don't know if he's dead or alive. All I know is that his girlfriend, who is also a very close friend of mine, has been really distant as of recently.

Who the fuck is that?

Nice

-Nico

Look how that slipper is a little loose.
>when she puts the oreos in her slipper, crushes them with her feet, presents her dirty chocolately soles to you and says "~~Eat up. user!~~"

I almost thought this wasn't happening tonight

We used to do that kinda stuff back in the day. Maybe if there were enough of the right people around, we could get something going.

Doggo is not dumb. 1v1 me m8rino

You expect me to say it with full Christmas spirit while doing something embarrassing..?

Hhhhh... okay, here goes.

I'd go down on Reisen. Believe me, folks, believe me.

It's what I do

Sup Sonya. Could I hire you to whack someone who's after my oreos?

Bring it. See if you can get me while I'm up here. Oh, poor doggo can't fly? What a shame. Guess you'll have to lick the crumbs off the ground as I eat all these delicious double stuffed oreos.

aww don't be embarrassed Reimu OP!

I'm on doggo's side. Stop hogging all the Oreos or I'll atomize you.

>mfw
Doggo can't even.

Is this what you want?

...Why did this make me laugh

Oh hey, sure you can. Oreo protection is a big deal these days.

Close enough. It isn't oreos tho. Much disappoint.

MERRY CHRISTM-

Oh no!

What a dumb picture. I-It's not like I already had that one s-saved, or anything...
Anyway, it's time for me to seek out some actual high-quality chocolate.
In another galaxy, of course.

Bummer on both counts. Oh well, there's always more time for an implosion.

...

I want a reading about my love life please thanks

Alright, alright

>"~~Eat up. user!~~"

It's funny because it's true.

Look at my face. Does this look like the face of mercy?

Is this heaven?

...

Don't get your hopes up. You know how resilient those people are

All I want for Christmas...

True, very true. These filenames are too much

This is also heaven:

Try a super nova. Those implode, right?
Lewd! But tasty!

Shit, dude, you're pretty much one of them now, so you might know better than me.

Are you happy now? That was so much Christmas spirit that the wrapping came off!

I dreamed about this thread last night. I remember this exact post.

-Nico

Don't mind those. I can't tell if I'm in love with Reisen poster or obsessed.

Why hello President Elect Donald Trump. What brings you to this lovely bread today?

Please never stop, Reimu OP.
Never stop anything.
Ever

Now, Sonya! Get him!

Could I get a tarot reading in love, please?

-Nico

obsessed.

Doggo no want

Good evening Captain Spazna, I'm here to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Reisen.

Then how come it feels good?

I refuse to be considered as one of them

[Witty comment about stocking stuffers]

Could be both, maybe. Not like anyone can blame you though

On it

Oi...back, doggo. Stay back

Will the Bills make the playoffs in 2017?

Name: Spike

will I fuck one of my coworkers

There is no fear. Only doggo here.

Box?

If I get dubs+ and leave a name can I get a telling of my fortune and a cookie of fortune?

L o u i s

shouldn't you obsess over someone who's single

No. Ball.

>Knight of Swords (Reversed)
This seems to be saying that you don't respect women enough, or that you revel in conflict. That could work out poorly for you.

>Two of Swords (Reversed)
You're met with lies and deceit.

>King of Cups
Those experiences cause you to focus your efforts on higher principles and higher love, becoming strong, dignified, and gentle.