Good evening, Anonymous! Come hang out in the shrine for a while.
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION >Tarot readings for GETs. Dubs, trips, and above. >Ask a question or define a topic if you're asking for a reading. You can be vague, but the more I know about what you want to know, the more I can potentially tell you. >GETs can be donated to others, but be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name, doesn't matter) and you'll get a fortune cookie. >A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for the year.
>Be patient if you're waiting for a reading, as they take time. >Remind me if it looks like I missed you. >Remember that I love you all very much!
Nathaniel Harris
>it's a 'Jeice doesn't have time to eat because the schoolbus shows up right after he finishes making his apple pancakes because he had to sleep into the morning because he had to do homework for his unappreciative teachers after working at the grocery store for his unappreciative boss after working hard in school for his unappreciative teachers so he has to go to school hungry so he decides to slack off just this once and figures since he's a good student his unappreciative teachers will let it slide but they end up giving him detention' episode Bullshit. Fucking bullshit. The whole education system is my anus. Why should I tolerate this nonsense? I'm not going to tolerate this nonsense. Jeice is literally the best Waifu and none of these Russians even have a clue. I bet they don't even know who Scatman John is.
Sebastian Garcia
*in broken arabic* marry me
Dylan Sanders
#OmegaTime
Thomas Kelly
OP, Tomas here. I want to roleplay with you guys. Who wants to fucking roleplay? War shit.
Josiah Hill
You forgot to send me a-
Wait, nevermind. If I finish that sentence people might actually do it.
Christopher Scott
I'm around for the time being.
Jordan Johnson
Hi diddly ho, threaderino
Did anyone see Rogue One?
-Sweet Roll
Mason Walker
I can give you all the memes in the world beautiful
Sebastian Green
Ayyeee. I guess I'll give this a shot. Call me Doggo. Rolling for a reading: Love and Relationships.
Tyler Brooks
I saw it. It had some tone/character consistency issues, but it was totally worth the 6 dollars I spent to see it, and the last 10-15 minutes were just stupendous.
Elijah Clark
A screenshot. A screenshot of The Sims 3. Boom. I knew that's what you were thinking, and I got plenty of screenshots to take. But, really, think about this actual shit for a moment.
Alexander Campbell
Just got to wait a bit for the tarot reading now.
Oliver Kelly
Doggo here, I certainly enjoyed it. In hindsight it really had it's flaws, but needless to say, I'm kinda glad I got to see it.
Brody Morgan
>Doggo has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "48". looks like you need to study to make it better
Christopher Perry
Aaaahn~!
>Two of Pentacles There will be a balancing act between two forces. It could be two romantic interests, or maybe romance vs. some other aspect of your life.
>Seven of Swords (Reversed) Narrow views will hinder your success, due to a lack of support and understanding.
>King of Pentacles A proud, self-assured man becomes a loving husband in the not-so-near future.
Nicholas Parker
Yeah, I found the whole final fight way more entertaining in contrast to the rest of the movie
I enjoyed it more than Force Awakens
I'd say more, but spoilers
I also really liked the robot
-Sweet Roll
Jack Howard
alice thread when alice thread when alice thread when alice thread when alice thread when
Owen Kelly
I wanna fap to reimu OP
Nathan Ward
>bad luck Well, I certainly won't dispute that. Funny enough, I don't study at all. Thank you, have a doggo.
Jacob Bailey
I'll *deep meme voice* give you the good stuff
Charles Bennett
Usually late Friday in US or Saturday if you're further West.
Kevin Thompson
Interesting reading. I'll certainly look into it.
Austin Lee
Oh, see, I thought this was somebody's actual real life problem but it was worded so obtusely that I sort of zoned out. But that sucks.
Didn't you catch the going away party?
Then why don't you?
Easton Garcia
Sup thread
Levi Perry
Fortune cookie for Uncle Harvey, please?
Ryder Turner
Ah, hello Seija
How are you?
-Sweet Roll
Alexander Cook
I love me some dank memes, if you know what I mean.
Aiden Foster
wow Reimu OP, lewd as fuck
Jordan Murphy
I think I may have a problem. I think a god has taken a liking to me and has killed someone I dislike. That, or my luck is murdering people. Do you know any gods that could possibly take a liking toward me?
Call me Nico, by the way.
Thomas Morales
>it was worded so obstusely O-OH, so you want it to be th-that way? You don't think Jeice's problems matter? OK. Get out of my solar system, kid. This thread is for adults that want to talk about The Sims 3 and Oreos. I'll obstusely you in the face a few trillion times. Let's see how you like that. I-I'm not blufging, either.
Adam King
\/ \/ \/
-Sweet Roll
Easton Scott
What's this about a going away party? Is everything finally imploding? Cause that'd be pretty cool.
Mason Evans
I like oreos. Where are the oreos. Give me the oreos.
Adrian Reyes
>Uncle Harvey has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "49". well you get good luck
Luke Morris
Probably just luck.
Rare chance you had some sort of unconscious contact with some other worldly thing or enough people hated him and made their thoughts into reality.
John Sanders
Wow. Jeice is actually going to be late for work because of detention. I tell you, it's institutional racism. Go bite her in the crotch really hard and I'll give you all the Oreos you want.
Oliver Perry
What reaction did you expect?
No, they all hate you and Ikidusesshomaru-sama was trying to frame you for murder but he's kind of an ineffective villain so didn't think it through.
Maybe Jeice needs to get a private tutor in English, huh?
It was her last thread for 2016. Nothing's imploding, everything is cool.
Michael Hill
>Nico has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "8".
Ayden Butler
It's 2017 man no one wants to talk about the sims. Oreos are fucking delicious, though.
I'll flip you
Jack Bailey
>What reaction did you expect? Not that, but I liked it Post more lewd!
Jose Stewart
>*circus music starts playing*
Jack Wright
The circus theme is the best song in the history of mankind
Joseph Torres
The doggo wants the oreo. Give now.
Landon Carter
If I were God I would give Reisen the world and let everyone else suffer.
Reisen poster claimed.
Hunter Ross
>hahaha it's [Current Year] nobody wanna drink diarrhea soup ennymore hoohoho ammiright Imagine being locked a room, naked and tied up with several Oreos stuffed in your creamholes (ass and pucii, we'll call it double-stuffed) along with a hungry dog that really likes Oreos. I may be very small in terms of pixels, but I tell you my wrath can be enormous if you insult my amazing Sims characters.
Nathan Adams
Hey cute doggo That guy has the oreos
Also hi, Sweet Roll
William Butler
>when you get a (You), it's from Reimu OP AND it's kinda lewd It's beginning to look a lot like christmas
Jose Long
I wanted to draw today but so many happenings occurred I was stuck on Sup Forums all day getting the news.
Say what you want but Sup Forums is quick for the news.
Jordan Parker
Wrong. She's a liar. She's hiding the Oreos in her armpits. She's a pervert and she likes to collect her own sweat in the cookies so she can eat them later and pretend it's Reimu OP's armpit sweat.
Easton Morgan
Whaa? Umm... Merry Christmas, I guess!
So is Reddit!
Elijah Hall
Shut up, they're my fuckin oreos You and that dumb doggo can't have them
Jason Perry
You're being mean ._.
Evan Anderson
But... but... le dubz.
Cooper Anderson
>I guess! Reimu OP you have to say it with all your heart or it doesn't mean anything ;_;
Ethan King
After Reddit was caught editing and screwing around with other peoples posts I'm not even going to touch it.
Ethan Harris
I actually don't know if he's dead or alive. All I know is that his girlfriend, who is also a very close friend of mine, has been really distant as of recently.
Who the fuck is that?
Nice
-Nico
Ryder Reed
Look how that slipper is a little loose. >when she puts the oreos in her slipper, crushes them with her feet, presents her dirty chocolately soles to you and says "~~Eat up. user!~~"
Alexander Brooks
I almost thought this wasn't happening tonight
We used to do that kinda stuff back in the day. Maybe if there were enough of the right people around, we could get something going.
Lucas Butler
Doggo is not dumb. 1v1 me m8rino
Jack Thompson
You expect me to say it with full Christmas spirit while doing something embarrassing..?
Hhhhh... okay, here goes.
Liam Gomez
I'd go down on Reisen. Believe me, folks, believe me.
Lincoln Cooper
It's what I do
Sup Sonya. Could I hire you to whack someone who's after my oreos?
Bring it. See if you can get me while I'm up here. Oh, poor doggo can't fly? What a shame. Guess you'll have to lick the crumbs off the ground as I eat all these delicious double stuffed oreos.
Luis Young
aww don't be embarrassed Reimu OP!
Luke Kelly
I'm on doggo's side. Stop hogging all the Oreos or I'll atomize you.
Jackson Hall
>mfw Doggo can't even.
Liam Hill
Is this what you want?
Easton Gonzalez
...Why did this make me laugh
Oh hey, sure you can. Oreo protection is a big deal these days.
Ethan Adams
Close enough. It isn't oreos tho. Much disappoint.
Joshua Ramirez
MERRY CHRISTM-
Oh no!
Ian Jenkins
What a dumb picture. I-It's not like I already had that one s-saved, or anything... Anyway, it's time for me to seek out some actual high-quality chocolate. In another galaxy, of course.
Aaron Hall
Bummer on both counts. Oh well, there's always more time for an implosion.
Anthony Nguyen
...
Benjamin Cook
I want a reading about my love life please thanks
Samuel Morgan
Alright, alright
>"~~Eat up. user!~~"
Wyatt Hughes
It's funny because it's true.
Look at my face. Does this look like the face of mercy?
Dominic Nguyen
Is this heaven?
Jonathan Watson
...
Adam Wright
Don't get your hopes up. You know how resilient those people are
All I want for Christmas...
True, very true. These filenames are too much
This is also heaven:
Jeremiah Garcia
Try a super nova. Those implode, right? Lewd! But tasty!
Levi Jackson
Shit, dude, you're pretty much one of them now, so you might know better than me.
Jayden Sullivan
Are you happy now? That was so much Christmas spirit that the wrapping came off!
Camden Fisher
I dreamed about this thread last night. I remember this exact post.
-Nico
William Peterson
Don't mind those. I can't tell if I'm in love with Reisen poster or obsessed.
Juan Ramirez
Why hello President Elect Donald Trump. What brings you to this lovely bread today?
Matthew Baker
Please never stop, Reimu OP. Never stop anything. Ever
Isaiah Hernandez
Now, Sonya! Get him!
Jonathan Bell
Could I get a tarot reading in love, please?
-Nico
Leo Barnes
obsessed.
Christopher Hughes
Doggo no want
Cooper Carter
Good evening Captain Spazna, I'm here to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Reisen.
Then how come it feels good?
Elijah Anderson
I refuse to be considered as one of them
[Witty comment about stocking stuffers]
Could be both, maybe. Not like anyone can blame you though
On it
Oi...back, doggo. Stay back
Wyatt Williams
Will the Bills make the playoffs in 2017?
Name: Spike
Sebastian Diaz
will I fuck one of my coworkers
Zachary Flores
There is no fear. Only doggo here.
Easton Hernandez
Box?
Ian Ortiz
If I get dubs+ and leave a name can I get a telling of my fortune and a cookie of fortune?
L o u i s
Isaac Cooper
shouldn't you obsess over someone who's single
Logan Bennett
No. Ball.
Ethan Scott
>Knight of Swords (Reversed) This seems to be saying that you don't respect women enough, or that you revel in conflict. That could work out poorly for you.
>Two of Swords (Reversed) You're met with lies and deceit.
>King of Cups Those experiences cause you to focus your efforts on higher principles and higher love, becoming strong, dignified, and gentle.