Im 6 ft and shredded. How does it feel knowing I could come in to your house, slap your ass...

Im 6 ft and shredded. How does it feel knowing I could come in to your house, slap your ass, and you couldnt do shit about it?

Like you have about as much self esteem as you do a timestamp

>slap your ass
pretty gay dude

shredded? not with those 2 inch love handles fucktard. Nice job sucking in your gut btw, too bad the pooch gives it away

Don't bring your fists to a gun fight.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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This...half-assed troll job ..if you walk into someone's house (regardless of any ass slapping) ..I'd expect you to be shot and/or stabbed.

hey op I am 6'5 and do kickboxing but i don't act like a faggot on Sup Forums just to feel dominant. go screw yourself you fucking beta

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I need this ...but could you imagine accidentally hitting it in the middle of the night and the gun goes off, blowing your wife's head off?

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I mean I would legit just stab you

Do it faggot

Me too

i could and it would be fantastic

detroit police department.... kek

You're fat and not that muscular. I'd slap the shit out of you until you cried.

>accidentally

Gun

Hell I'd pay you to smack my ass harder, daddy.

Try me faggot and you'll end up as a sissy for bbc

This is a bait thread. Here's your (you) faggot.

You shouldn't fuck with me! Also, trips!

Try me dipshit

Almost satanic trips.

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SLAP MY ASS ANY TIME DADDY FUCK ME TILL IM RETARDED

I'd drop to my knees and suck that dick you fucking faggot that'll show you

You could do more than slap my ass ;)