Hunger game thread

Hunger game thread

First 24 tributes get in

Lobsterback

Buwaro

Abdul the starving stereotypical African.

Takumi

POLLNAIRAWEFOO

Dwayne

Uranus

Jennifer Lawrence

Thugbob

Babby

Shlomo Shekelbergstein

Trump Card

Hilloli

Katniss Everdeen

One Face

Shlomo's Twin Brother

God

can we talk about how much of a bitter disappointment this series was?

Ned Flanders

Safety Sikh

Mordecai Goldblatt

Primrose Everdeen

Vsauce

Hey Vsauce, Michael Here, what are the odds of surviving the hunger games?

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Well first of all, we must consider the fact that the Hunger Games have always ended with one tribute alive, except for one...

I only need one more tribute for the game to start.

>this tribute does not count

Hugh Mungus

Mother of gawd, who's ready to start this round of HG.

Let's do this anons

You see Katniss Everdeen and a boy named Peta threatened a double…suicide, so that if they went through with it there would be no winner. Soo the capital frealed and let them both win but…the overseer of the games was executed because of it. So any other overseer if the games would try really hard. To prevent that from happening.

On average there is 24 to 48 people chosen to fight in the Hunger Games. From 12 Districts. Which means my personal odds are 1/24 at the moment.

>8/24 of these tribs are mine

>guaranteed victory

This is embarrassing, I had technical difficulties because FF was being a cunt

Here we go with the game, at full speed. Let's go (again)

For the most part, if I was to be isolationist the whole game, I could survive... Until either a group of people find me... or an event occurs...

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You anons are making Vsauce getting all confused. Nice job

Babby being a stupid babby, but experience in killing is gained

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We'll see user, we'll see

I put $200 down for you to win

But let's get crazy. Literally, how many legally insane people have won the Hunger Games? Well you see, if you win the hunger games you get large amounts of power, at least through influence. But if an insane person won then anarchy could insue, so to prevent that the overseer of the game rigs it to kill of those people so they don't have to worry about it. So lossing my mind out of loneliness or guilt would make my odds of winning, go down if not vanish completely.

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Time to speedpost this up

Let's outgun the spammers together

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Ned begging for God? Who knew

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Don't mind me, just posting away

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Mmhm, posting away

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This might turn things upside down, or downside up depending who's rooting for who

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That's somewhat untypical for a God to miss a good supper

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Ned is the one who needs to learn how to shoot arrows, not God

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Okay, hopefully we won't be staying for long here, because this is rather a slow pace

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Ned, typical Ned, always begging for forgiveness

Who's your God now?

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RIP

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Swooosh

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C'mon, c'mon

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Aaand, they're all friend now. Great

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Okay, that's one badass hole right there

And there goes the GG

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NOOOOOOO MY $200

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Congrats, uhhh, I really don't want to say the tribute's name, because obvious reasons